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Thread: Just fished another man's baby yoghurt out of a girl

post 1627615473 01-05-2021, 11:39 PM
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Cum turns super watery after a few minutes. It wouldn't have been on your fingers like that.

Did you touch your first pussy today?
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post 1627616683 01-06-2021, 12:03 AM
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"dont show up before 5" means she was fuking him before you came over, why would she give a stern warning, so what if you waited in your car, no its she didnt want you to see tyrone leaving her place.
post 1627617143 01-06-2021, 12:17 AM
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Did her teds also feel like bags of sand op?
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post 1627617403 01-06-2021, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By AestheticNoz⏩
Know the difference between a creamy girl and baby batter boyo. Creamy girls don't produce stringy baby yoghurt like this.
Lmao.. boyo.. that sounds like cervical fluid..
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post 1627617623 01-06-2021, 12:28 AM
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Your dick being shaped like a plunger is a biological evolution and designed for fishing other men's yoghurt so they can be replaced with your own.

You failed by not creampieing op.
post 1627617733 01-06-2021, 12:30 AM
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lol tyrones cumm on your hands. just lol

never understood cucks who eat pussy
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post 1627617983 01-06-2021, 12:36 AM
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Originally Posted By FemaleWarriorxo⏩
Lmao.. boyo.. that sounds like cervical fluid..
what is that?srs
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post 1627618083 01-06-2021, 12:38 AM
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No homo but wincel brings up a good point - did you not give it a good sniff OP? Feel like that'd be pretty trustworthy.
post 1627618153 01-06-2021, 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted By legbroke⏩
No homo but wincel brings up a good point - did you not give it a good sniff OP? Feel like that'd be pretty trustworthy.
yeah OP smell it. if it smells like fish that was your girl, if it smells like swisher sweets that was jamal
post 1627618273 01-06-2021, 12:41 AM
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this is why i misc
post 1627618293 01-06-2021, 12:41 AM
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That's why when you see them you hug them then shake them to dislodge the guy who showed up right before 5:00's load.

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post 1627618353 01-06-2021, 12:43 AM
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"I promise that wasn't cum" followed by "you're a nice guy"

Haven't lol'd this hard in a while op even if this is a troll..and there are no detectives left on misc. Post a blurry pic or something
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post 1627618403 01-06-2021, 12:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Serenadium⏩
Your dick being shaped like a plunger is a biological evolution and designed for fishing other men's yoghurt so they can be replaced with your own.

You failed by not creampieing op.
This actually isn't true at all. Probably was cope invented by cucks.
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post 1627618443 01-06-2021, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted By Nicklol⏩
what is that?srs
It’s a fluid that the female body creates to keep the Vajayjay healthy/lubricated. It’s also how a woman tells when she’s ovulating.

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post 1627618733 01-06-2021, 12:51 AM
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post 1627619103 01-06-2021, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Liberal3lite⏩
This is actually pretty common. WesternWomen these days are getting plowed by so many guys, it's not unusual to find some who still have someone else's splooge inside them.
Fixed that for you. Such is life for western men


post 1627619173 01-06-2021, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted By AestheticNoz⏩
Met this girl a few weeks ago she's a petite 30 yo Filipino chick with big teddies and a decent body. Won't post pics because you detectives are hounds so neg away. We've smashed before (raw) and was expecting more of the same when I went to hers after work today.

I get over to hers she's wearing a dress with nothing underneath. I get her straddling me and my fingers are in her so she's moaning away. I push her off me so she can go and close the blinds so her neighbors can't see. While she's doing this I look down at my hand and see some gooey stringy baby yoghurt on my fingers.

Noped my way out out the front door, STD results pending. She was probably smashing another miscer before I turned up.

https://imgur.com/ZFpVte5
Pretty sure that wasn't another dude's baby batter. It is designed to disperse when it's in inside the vagina. Vaginal fluid breaks it down almost immediately. It doesn't stay stringy like when you cum on her face.

if it was seamen, it would have been watery.

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post 1627619433 01-06-2021, 01:04 AM
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lol autist detected
post 1627619443 01-06-2021, 01:04 AM
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OP thought it was fcuking sperm? MAAAAN LMAO

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post 1627619483 01-06-2021, 01:05 AM
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OP did you at least smell test it? lmao
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post 1627619683 01-06-2021, 01:10 AM
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You giant NZ autist virgin lmao
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Originally Posted By terrorgunt⏩
OP is a virgin. Sloot was probably ovulating and turned on. Gets sticky and thick at that time.
This. One sloot I was with was really thick around ovulation. GOAT feeling hittin that thick stick warm honeypot rawdog. Hhhnnnggg
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Pretty sure that wasn't another dude's baby batter. It is designed to disperse when it's in inside the vagina. Vaginal fluid breaks it down almost immediately. It doesn't stay stringy like when you cum on her face.

if it was seamen, it would have been watery.

Miscers gonna autist.
It’s 100% not another dudes baby batter. OP stated some of the fluid was brown. The chick is most likely ovulating and is experiencing the natural discharge that happens sometimes.

Still lolz tho
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Who cares was or wasn't it. Make her apologize and do smth for you anyways.
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3 things immediately cum to mind ( you sea what i did there?)

1) "please dont arrive before 5pm...." that's sus whether the misc wants to just look past that or not, i dunno....

2) not every girl gets that creamy **** when they're super horny, but a lot do and I personally dont enjoy seeing it....kinda turns me off

3) yeah you have an eskimo brah and he's probably aware and also it is me
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Why are so many here so inexperienced and ignorant when comes to sex and women?
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there is literally no hope for the misc...
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Maybe she had just gotten done with grunting out a giant mahogany keister cobra in her roommate’s bathroom and the residual jizz in the toilet splashed up into her vagooger only to rear its ugly head when liberated by your fingerbanging.
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Originally Posted By AestheticNoz⏩
Met this girl a few weeks ago she's a petite 30 yo Filipino chick with big teddies and a decent body. Won't post pics because you detectives are hounds so neg away. We've smashed before (raw) and was expecting more of the same when I went to hers after work today.

I get over to hers she's wearing a dress with nothing underneath. I get her straddling me and my fingers are in her so she's moaning away. I push her off me so she can go and close the blinds so her neighbors can't see. While she's doing this I look down at my hand and see some gooey stringy baby yoghurt on my fingers.

Noped my way out out the front door, STD results pending. She was probably smashing another miscer before I turned up.

https://imgur.com/ZFpVte5
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