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Thread: Smashed this HTC sloot last night for free (pics)

post 1657475403 03-07-2022, 01:05 AM
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fuking dead lmao on spread OP
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post 1657475443 03-07-2022, 01:08 AM
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post 1657475453 03-07-2022, 01:09 AM
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you get what you paid for
post 1657478763 03-07-2022, 04:09 AM
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Originally Posted By robertbaggiojr⏩
Why didn't you use these on her?
Perfume mixed with fish monger smell is like polishing a turd.
post 1657479453 03-07-2022, 04:46 AM
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Judging by her photos, she doesn't get to eat many cruciferous vegetables too often. No wonder she singled you out
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Eww mang shes yucky

Imagine going from 8/10+ hookers to that wild hog lol. Nightmare.
post 1657489173 03-07-2022, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By CellyTech⏩
Eww mang shes yucky

Imagine going from 8/10+ hookers to that wild hog lol. Nightmare.
Yup was trying to imagine my past smashes but the smell nearly knocked me out.
post 1657489293 03-07-2022, 08:35 AM
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op looks Moroccan
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-ew man groce I can't stand the smells

Pick one




By the way based off the pics I 100% believe you that her ass and cooter smelled bad. Especially that no makeup pic. Groce man
post 1657494883 03-07-2022, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
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-ew man groce I can't stand the smells

Pick one




By the way based off the pics I 100% believe you that her ass and cooter smelled bad. Especially that no makeup pic. Groce man
I've smashed plenty of HTC sloots who's ass and fanny smelled/tasted fresh as fuk.

I've also banged LTC's with smelly pussys so the two aren't mutually exclusive.
post 1657495263 03-07-2022, 10:17 AM
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I've been staring at this pic trying to figure out which end is which...
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Originally Posted By HayZues
I thought pat mahomes was married?
complete that TD pass to Tyreek and woulda had successful nut
post 1657495843 03-07-2022, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Michael Kors brah.
Hot damn bruh. What's that, a couple hundo? Mirin.
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩




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post 1657497493 03-07-2022, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I've smashed plenty of HTC sloots who's ass and fanny smelled/tasted fresh as fuk.

I've also banged LTC's with smelly pussys so the two aren't mutually exclusive.
I'm sure there's an official pie chart showing fat girls on average stink more than non-fatties

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post 1657497723 03-07-2022, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Perfume mixed with fish monger smell is like polishing a turd.
Every time you walk past the fish counter at Morrison's you'll be having flashbacks
post 1657508603 03-07-2022, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By twovalvekid⏩
Hot damn bruh. What's that, a couple hundo? Mirin.
I got it on sale 2 years ago only cost me £120/$155 lol. But yeah got quite a few compliments on it.
post 1657509963 03-07-2022, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
I don't know what causes the fish odour, it's not the first time its happened either even with girls who were hot, in shape and smelled nice everywhere else.
Seriously…. It’s because of all the random penor they get when they sloot around too much. If a female is in a monogamous relationship with only one dude and hygiene is good she shouldn’t smell unless a yeast infection or something. If that same chick starts taking different penors in her every so many other days all those different penors tend to Jack up hormones and different dudes with different bacteria end up doing a number inside that cooch where it turns into a Petri dish and smells of death. That’s one way you can tell a female has been messing around with other dudes , when as soon as you puncture it in and activate the Petri dish in there and the smell starts to come out.
Just think about it. How easy was it for you to hook with her after meeting at the bar? Pretty easy right? Well , guess how many other dudes got it just as easy prior to your date! You basically stuck your penor in a community glory hole. I hope you used protection…. Deeescusting!

Remember if it’s stank …. More then likely she is banging 2-3 or even more other dudes on the side!
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Yup was trying to imagine my past smashes but the smell nearly knocked me out.
Brah you couldn't smell her at the bar? What the fuk. If she smelt that bad I have a hard time believing that putrid stench couldn't be smelt clean through her clothes. Lmao at the story though, on recharge.
post 1657512143 03-07-2022, 02:49 PM
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Feel bad for so many miscers.

Half the fuking "I banged X" stories here don't end with them cooming.

Somethin's wrong with your dinks if ur not coming pretty much every time you fuk.

Only way I'm not busting a nut is if I'm full of pepsi or sloppy drunk.
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lol @ asking a sloot if you can coom in her mouth. Playa, at BEST you just announce you're about to coom (but really you are cooming).
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
Feel bad for so many miscers.

Half the fuking "I banged X" stories here don't end with them cooming.

Somethin's wrong with your dinks if ur not coming pretty much every time you fuk.

Only way I'm not busting a nut is if I'm full of pepsi or sloppy drunk.
90% of the time I have no problem cooming during sex, but when you're banging someone you're barely attracted too who has a smelly tuna box it's not exactly easy.

Funny thing is I rawdogged her aswell yet still couldn't bust, yet when I'm smashing hookers WITH a condom I can bust after a good 20-30 mins of hard pounding and sloppy head.
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You should have taken payment
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
90% of the time I have no problem cooming during sex, but when you're banging someone you're barely attracted too who has a smelly tuna box it's not exactly easy.

Funny thing is I rawdogged her aswell yet still couldn't bust, yet when I'm smashing hookers WITH a condom I can bust after a good 20-30 mins of hard pounding and sloppy head.
Banging someone I'm barely attracted to with a trashbox means I coom faster because I give zero fuks about what they get out of if, and give zero effort. Just use em for masturbation boyo.
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Originally Posted By KINGFABIAN⏩
Seriously…. It’s because of all the random penor they get when they sloot around too much. If a female is in a monogamous relationship with only one dude and hygiene is good she shouldn’t smell unless a yeast infection or something. If that same chick starts taking different penors in her every so many other days all those different penors tend to Jack up hormones and different dudes with different bacteria end up doing a number inside that cooch where it turns into a Petri dish and smells of death. That’s one way you can tell a female has been messing around with other dudes , when as soon as you puncture it in and activate the Petri dish in there and the smell starts to come out.
Just think about it. How easy was it for you to hook with her after meeting at the bar? Pretty easy right? Well , guess how many other dudes got it just as easy prior to your date! You basically stuck your penor in a community glory hole. I hope you used protection…. Deeescusting!

Remember if it’s stank …. More then likely she is banging 2-3 or even more other dudes on the side!
Yeah but I've banged hookers who probably smash 2-3 guys a day, sometimes more and even they didn't smell. Then again 97% of escorts make all there clients wear protection.

I rawdogged this sloot but it was the heat of the moment and the condoms were in my jacket pocket so got carried away. I've pretty much never had a 'free' girl request condoms, Scary to think about tbh.
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Originally Posted By binlogic⏩
Brah you couldn't smell her at the bar? What the fuk. If she smelt that bad I have a hard time believing that putrid stench couldn't be smelt clean through her clothes. Lmao at the story though, on recharge.
Nah honestly couldn't smell a thing until I stuck my dick in her srs.

It's more common among sloots than you think, smell nice on the outside but once you're balls deep it's a completely different story.
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lol won't even shag that srs
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brb hanging out at a gay bar with friends (male) because “it was the only live place and had cheap drinks”


Said no straight men, ever. OP you got some explaining to do srs, what you said happen just does not happen. Never heard of this

Went into a gay bar 1 tome becaus I was with 6 girls for a bday, they all danced around me and I smashed the bDay girl. That’s IT
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