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03-05-2022, 05:07 PM
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Smashed this HTC sloot last night for free (pics)
Was out other night for my brahs birthday and we ended up going to a gay bar, saw this chubby girl who kept staring at me but didn't take much notice tbh.
About 10 mins later her gay best friend comes up to me asking if I'm straight and single which I say yeah and said that my friend likes you.
Didn't want to be awkward so went up to her to introduce myself and talked for 5 mins, got her snap and number. Personally I didn't find her that attractive so didn't pursue anything.
Kept texting me next day saying she wants to meet, there were no decent hookers in my city and I felt horny as fuk so thought ehh why not it's a free shag.
Went to her house last night and she looked completely different with no make up on and an onesie but stayed anyway. Made us a drink and ordered us a pizza. We were sat on sofa watching films on netflix. Start leaning up against eachother play fighting/tickling. Then start snogging/making out.
Eventually our clothes come off and she starts sucking me off, felt pretty good tbh nice sloppy wet blowjob with some ball sucking. I brought some condoms with me but we were in the heat of moment and they were in my jacket so it was too late. She gets on top in CG and puts my cock in rawdog. From here it just goes downhill. Couldn't ride for chit and felt quite mechanical.
Get on the floor to bend her over in doggy and her fanny smelled rotten as fuk almost made me gag strong fish smell nearly lost my boner. Pounded in doggy for a few mins then she gets back on top and I just close my eyes thinking wtf am I doing with my life. Wasn't enjoying it at all tbh.
She carries on sucking me off afterwards but I just couldn't bust at all, I tried to jerk off and even asked if I can coom in her mouth and she said no which ruined the mood. Sucked me off on the sofa again but I just gave up as I couldn't nut whatsoever.
Afterwards I just sat there for a few more hours barely saying a word, disgusted at what just happened. Ordered a taxi home at 6am felt pretty tired tbh.
Definitely won't be seeing her again, the smellz put me off for life brahs.
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About 10 mins later her gay best friend comes up to me asking if I'm straight and single which I say yeah and said that my friend likes you.
Didn't want to be awkward so went up to her to introduce myself and talked for 5 mins, got her snap and number. Personally I didn't find her that attractive so didn't pursue anything.
Kept texting me next day saying she wants to meet, there were no decent hookers in my city and I felt horny as fuk so thought ehh why not it's a free shag.
Went to her house last night and she looked completely different with no make up on and an onesie but stayed anyway. Made us a drink and ordered us a pizza. We were sat on sofa watching films on netflix. Start leaning up against eachother play fighting/tickling. Then start snogging/making out.
Eventually our clothes come off and she starts sucking me off, felt pretty good tbh nice sloppy wet blowjob with some ball sucking. I brought some condoms with me but we were in the heat of moment and they were in my jacket so it was too late. She gets on top in CG and puts my cock in rawdog. From here it just goes downhill. Couldn't ride for chit and felt quite mechanical.
Get on the floor to bend her over in doggy and her fanny smelled rotten as fuk almost made me gag strong fish smell nearly lost my boner. Pounded in doggy for a few mins then she gets back on top and I just close my eyes thinking wtf am I doing with my life. Wasn't enjoying it at all tbh.
She carries on sucking me off afterwards but I just couldn't bust at all, I tried to jerk off and even asked if I can coom in her mouth and she said no which ruined the mood. Sucked me off on the sofa again but I just gave up as I couldn't nut whatsoever.
Afterwards I just sat there for a few more hours barely saying a word, disgusted at what just happened. Ordered a taxi home at 6am felt pretty tired tbh.
Definitely won't be seeing her again, the smellz put me off for life brahs.
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03-05-2022, 05:09 PM
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03-05-2022, 05:09 PM
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OP was at a gay bar
HTC is too skinny for me. Fat Girls only crew. serious
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03-05-2022, 05:10 PM
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Htc = smellz
03-05-2022, 05:10 PM
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Lol. It’s only smellz
Not srs. Fuk that wouldn’t ever plow some bish that stank
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03-05-2022, 05:12 PM
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stopped reading after ¨was out ¨
03-05-2022, 05:15 PM
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LMAO.
Brutal story hahahaha.
Brutal story hahahaha.
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03-05-2022, 05:32 PM
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OP has fallen harder than a Ukrainian city
The misc is full of a bunch of simp ****ots
03-05-2022, 05:36 PM
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[QUOTE=imbored21 post_id=1657403723]gross bro.
coulda been up in these guts instead
[img]https://i.imgur.com/5LZ1BtT.pnimg][/QUOTE]Yeah but times are hard atm, was browsing escort sites but no decent options in my city so wasn't gonna waste money.
Hopefully they'll be more 8/10 HTC Brazilian hookers around soon.
coulda been up in these guts instead
[img]https://i.imgur.com/5LZ1BtT.pnimg][/QUOTE]Yeah but times are hard atm, was browsing escort sites but no decent options in my city so wasn't gonna waste money.
Hopefully they'll be more 8/10 HTC Brazilian hookers around soon.
03-05-2022, 05:41 PM
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[QUOTE=Vascularmanlet post_id=1657403573]Was out other night for my brahs birthday and we ended up going to a gay bar, saw this chubby girl who kept staring at me but didn't take much notice tbh.
About 10 mins later her gay best friend comes up to me asking if I'm straight and single which I say yeah and said that my friend likes you.
Didn't want to be awkward so went up to her to introduce myself and talked for 5 mins, got her snap and number. Personally I didn't find her that attractive so didn't pursue anything.
Kept texting me next day saying she wants to meet, there were no decent hookers in my city and I felt horny as fuk so thought ehh why not it's a free shag.
Went to her house last night and she looked completely different with no make up on and an onsie but stayed anyway. She ordered us a pizza and we were sat on sofa watching films on netflix. Start leaning up against eachother play fighting/tickling. Then start snogging/making out.
Eventually our clothes come off and she starts sucking me off, felt pretty good tbh nice sloppy wet blowjob with some ball sucking. I brought some condoms with me but we were in the heat of moment and they were in my jacket so it was too late. She gets on top in CG and puts my cock in rawdog. From here it just goes downhill. Couldn't ride for chit and felt quite mechanical.
Get on the floor to bend her over in doggy and her fanny smelled rotten as fuk almost made me gag strong fish smell nearly lost my boner wasnt enjoying it at all tbh. She gets back on top and I just close my eyes thinking wtf am I doing with my life.
She carries on sucking me off afterwards but I just couldn't bust at all, I even asked if I can coom in her mouth and she said no which ruined the mood. Sucked me off on the sofa again but I just gave up as I couldn't nut whatsoever.
Afterwards I just sat for a few more hours then got a taxi home, felt pretty tired tbh.
Definitely won't be seeing her again, the smell put me off for life brahs.
Pics:
Keep in mind these are filtered with make up, and are like 2 years old on her insta, she didn't look like this IRL.
[img]https://i.ibb.co/XDQD7LF/20220305-235723.jpg[/img]
[img]https://i.ibb.co/Jpx6rvf/20220306-000042.jpg[/img][
[img]https://i.ibb.co/rm1GZV3/20220306-000448.jpg[/img][/
Pic of OP at gay bar:
[img]https://i.ibb.co/bPB19F6/20220301-003825.jpg[/img][
[img]https://i.ibb.co/1J0gf5z/20220228-233356.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE]bro just tell her to wash it
About 10 mins later her gay best friend comes up to me asking if I'm straight and single which I say yeah and said that my friend likes you.
Didn't want to be awkward so went up to her to introduce myself and talked for 5 mins, got her snap and number. Personally I didn't find her that attractive so didn't pursue anything.
Kept texting me next day saying she wants to meet, there were no decent hookers in my city and I felt horny as fuk so thought ehh why not it's a free shag.
Went to her house last night and she looked completely different with no make up on and an onsie but stayed anyway. She ordered us a pizza and we were sat on sofa watching films on netflix. Start leaning up against eachother play fighting/tickling. Then start snogging/making out.
Eventually our clothes come off and she starts sucking me off, felt pretty good tbh nice sloppy wet blowjob with some ball sucking. I brought some condoms with me but we were in the heat of moment and they were in my jacket so it was too late. She gets on top in CG and puts my cock in rawdog. From here it just goes downhill. Couldn't ride for chit and felt quite mechanical.
Get on the floor to bend her over in doggy and her fanny smelled rotten as fuk almost made me gag strong fish smell nearly lost my boner wasnt enjoying it at all tbh. She gets back on top and I just close my eyes thinking wtf am I doing with my life.
She carries on sucking me off afterwards but I just couldn't bust at all, I even asked if I can coom in her mouth and she said no which ruined the mood. Sucked me off on the sofa again but I just gave up as I couldn't nut whatsoever.
Afterwards I just sat for a few more hours then got a taxi home, felt pretty tired tbh.
Definitely won't be seeing her again, the smell put me off for life brahs.
Pics:
Keep in mind these are filtered with make up, and are like 2 years old on her insta, she didn't look like this IRL.
[img]https://i.ibb.co/XDQD7LF/20220305-235723.jpg[/img]
[img]https://i.ibb.co/Jpx6rvf/20220306-000042.jpg[/img][
[img]https://i.ibb.co/rm1GZV3/20220306-000448.jpg[/img][/
Pic of OP at gay bar:
[img]https://i.ibb.co/bPB19F6/20220301-003825.jpg[/img][
[img]https://i.ibb.co/1J0gf5z/20220228-233356.jpg[/img][/url][/QUOTE]bro just tell her to wash it
03-05-2022, 05:44 PM
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Yuuuuuuck
Groce groce groce
Groce groce groce
You have my word as a Schons.
03-05-2022, 05:46 PM
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Did you roll up with a whole ass crew to a gay bar?
I think I know why you didn't nut.....
I think I know why you didn't nut.....
I'm back, bitches!
03-05-2022, 05:49 PM
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Lol idk why but i enjoy ops bait threads
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fukdd a fat chick and rushes to make thread.
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I thought pat mahomes was married?
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I mean you didn't have to pay this time OP LMAO.
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
The drinks were cheaper in there plus it was the only place live on a Monday night lmao.wat... why?
Was only there for about an hour or so then just went other places.
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It sounds like you narrowly avoided coming face to face with the universally dreaded and potentially fatal mahogany fart serpent consider yourself lucky you are alive my broccoli headed friend
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
I bet you would have ate out her *******Based
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