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Thread: Just got my first Bumble match lined up. Help me not fuk this up

post 1661325103 05-14-2022, 11:07 PM
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[QUOTE=WoofieNugget;1661297883]Cannot stress this enough. Guys who have trouble even getting likes and matches have ZERO need to be picky at all, and at the very least just get some experience flirting via text or getting the ability to set up a date quickly, even if you aren't interested.
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Leading her on if you're know it isn't going to pan out is selfish/inconsiderate though.
post 1661325533 05-14-2022, 11:22 PM
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Hmm, I always thought you name meant FAP ****g0t. You've posted some good chit, didn't think you were a hitless virgin.
post 1661325683 05-14-2022, 11:27 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
this is how i handle dating apps. Just keep it simple. No fancy stuff. They are on there for one thing. Just understand that.




Spoiler!
this is hot. did u ever make a thread
post 1661395083 05-16-2022, 09:57 AM
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how did it go OP? Do you need a new user name?
post 1661396133 05-16-2022, 10:19 AM
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She looks like the banjo playing kid from Deliverance.



OP let MISC tell you how to reply to some of these sloots. Guarantee we could line up dates for you.
post 1661396393 05-16-2022, 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Update.

Kept the convo going with this girl for another couple days, using some of the misc openers ITT (thanks brahs). She literally never gave me anything to work with, just closed-ended one sentence answers to everything. Finally, she asked me one question, which was "do you want kids." I was like "not right now" (I don't want kids of my own ever), and got insta-ghosted.

Which, cool. That's a legit dealbreaker, so I get it, and given this chick's 0/10 texting game ghosting was probably the smoothest way for her to handle that.

Got another like from a 31 yo Filipina single mother... swiped left on her cause I don't want to deal with that chit even as a practice round. Currently breaking my right finger on Bumble and just back at the numbers game.
Should have fukked the single mom. Goddammit man.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1661396603 05-16-2022, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Yeah. I thought at the beginning of the thread it's that I was slipping on my text game, but after a couple of days I kinda figured that there was nothing on God's earth that would get me a 2 sentence reply.

BRB sending misc openers to a wall.

It's partly on you. Dead fkn. Srs

Now if you were giving her awesome replies and she still was sending nothing. Then yea, it's not worth the effort

But get used to it. Youre a man. You're expected to fuken lead
post 1661397133 05-16-2022, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted By miscbro333⏩
how did it go OP? Do you need a new user name?
Literally nothing happened.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Should have fukked the single mom. Goddammit man.
Bruh, I'm down to bang Deliverance boy here and no way I was down to bang that mom.
Originally Posted By Humungus⏩
OP let MISC tell you how to reply to some of these sloots. Guarantee we could line up dates for you.
I'll bump this thread when I get another match, and yeah, I will probably need y'alls text game when I get one. There's been nothing for this week... couple hundred swipes and radio silence.

When I was job hunting, I expected a response rate of about 1 in 100 when cold-applying on Linkedin and chit. Given that my resume is a lot better than my mug and inseam length, I'm expecting Bumble to pry be closer to 1 in 1000. Still, 2 matches in a couple weeks on Bumble has already beat my last 8 years of tech school + job.
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post 1661397563 05-16-2022, 10:52 AM
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also if you're gonna use online dating you should probably learn what profile most attracts women. in regard to pics and stuff

you bet your fuken azz that most guys are using set-up pics

look at nonsense, dude has shortened his life injecting himself with chemicals, is in the gym every day, dresses for sloots... sets up pics HARD, but he'll pretend he doesn't. all that is for sloots
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Why would you not fuk a single mom?
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1661398223 05-16-2022, 11:08 AM
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lol bumble is trash dude. Use Hinge for quality and Tinder Platinum for quantity. Hinge was showing you ugly girls because there is a hazing period when you first download the app or change your search preferences. You have to click the 3 dots and say "do not show me this profile again" a few hundred times before you see normal bmi girls.

I'm an average looking 5'7 twink with a boyish face.

I get 0 matches on bumble even when paying. Maybe I'll get like 2 when I first make account at the most...
On Hinge I match with 7s occasionally and they actually respond (meeting up is a different story).
On Tinder Platinum I can literally get 100 matches in 1 day (but they are all uggos).

I'm in the same location is you basically (OC).
post 1661398483 05-16-2022, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩



Spoiler!
that thing got a hemi?
MinisterOfLust: scooterbrah and Mcfreoko are the two worst posters here.
post 1661398843 05-16-2022, 11:22 AM
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Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good,
ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably
sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and
you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
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post 1661399123 05-16-2022, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
Why would you not fuk a single mom?
It's basically pussy on a silver platter. OP gets a chance to finally feel the inside of one and nexts her. Unless she looked like a hobgoblin, I don't get it.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1661399343 05-16-2022, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Literally nothing happened.



Bruh, I'm down to bang Deliverance boy here and no way I was down to bang that mom.



I'll bump this thread when I get another match, and yeah, I will probably need y'alls text game when I get one. There's been nothing for this week... couple hundred swipes and radio silence.
What did she look like? Also, you ever run bar game? I say if you go to a bar every Saturday night, you're 100% going to strike gold eventually. Can't beat the numbers game. Just be the cool guy you are here but in a setting where everyone is drinking and letting loose.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1661399503 05-16-2022, 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
It's basically pussy on a silver platter. OP gets a chance to finally feel the inside of one and nexts her. Unless she looked like a hobgoblin, I don't get it.
This is what I don’t understand. Single mom=proof she puts out. See sig.
I was picky when I was a virgin too but I was also in high school.
Been with some uggos for sure but I still had my fun lol
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1661400133 05-16-2022, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
Why would you not fuk a single mom?
I literally had one volunteer her kiddos on the first date, with zero attempt to find a babysitter...to a bar.

Some are easy pickings, some are looking for a provider.
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I literally had one volunteer her kiddos on the first date, with zero attempt to find a babysitter...to a bar.

Some are easy pickings, some are looking for a provider.
lol then don’t associate with those ones, but to miss out on all of the ones willing to have you over as soon as the kiddos fall asleep is missing out on some easy fun. My most dependable/longest running fwb was a single mom who lived a minute away.
Sloots Gon Sloot.
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I don't know how you even waste your time on that
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
lol bumble is trash dude. Use Hinge for quality and Tinder Platinum for quantity. Hinge was showing you ugly girls because there is a hazing period when you first download the app or change your search preferences. You have to click the 3 dots and say "do not show me this profile again" a few hundred times before you see normal bmi girls.

I'm an average looking 5'7 twink with a boyish face.

I get 0 matches on bumble even when paying. Maybe I'll get like 2 when I first make account at the most...
On Hinge I match with 7s occasionally and they actually respond (meeting up is a different story).
On Tinder Platinum I can literally get 100 matches in 1 day (but they are all uggos).

I'm in the same location is you basically (OC).
hinge annoyed the **** outta me with that chit

literally will show you 500 whales then FINALLY give you quality girls
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post 1661422993 05-16-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By naich⏩
Plus people watching and social commentary are built in. Bowling literally allows for you to sit back and watch your date walk up in front of you and bend down, then turn around with eyes waiting for approval. Not to sound too much like Jeff Dahmer, but damn that's a better scenario then dinner if you've never been on a date before. Had a bowling date where the chick wore those jean shorts that huge the lower stomach, but expose the booty. Every time she threw the ball her booty would giggle and little cheek would slip out. Needless to say rock hard the entire date and it ended successfully for both parties. Long story short, go bowling.
There was a wise bald man who would post on Misc and he suggested taking girls bowling srs

This is why ^
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Originally Posted By VANZFINEST⏩
Top tier first reply.
This LMAO. Misc is great again
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post 1661423393 05-16-2022, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored21⏩
lol bumble is trash dude. Use Hinge for quality and Tinder Platinum for quantity. Hinge was showing you ugly girls because there is a hazing period when you first download the app or change your search preferences. You have to click the 3 dots and say "do not show me this profile again" a few hundred times before you see normal bmi girls.

I'm an average looking 5'7 twink with a boyish face.

I get 0 matches on bumble even when paying. Maybe I'll get like 2 when I first make account at the most...
On Hinge I match with 7s occasionally and they actually respond (meeting up is a different story).
On Tinder Platinum I can literally get 100 matches in 1 day (but they are all uggos).

I'm in the same location is you basically (OC).
Am I really gonna take dating advice from imbored21.

Fuk yeah I'm going to take dating advice from imbored21. Just spent like half an hour trying to cleanse my Hinge with the "report profile / no reason" button, thanks for the tip brah.
Originally Posted By propreffered7⏩
also if you're gonna use online dating you should probably learn what profile most attracts women. in regard to pics and stuff

you bet your fuken azz that most guys are using set-up pics

look at nonsense, dude has shortened his life injecting himself with chemicals, is in the gym every day, dresses for sloots... sets up pics HARD, but he'll pretend he doesn't. all that is for sloots
My pic game is definitely weak. Went through my camera roll and realized that I've had like 1 full body pic of myself taken in the last 5 years.
Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
What did she look like? Also, you ever run bar game? I say if you go to a bar every Saturday night, you're 100% going to strike gold eventually. Can't beat the numbers game. Just be the cool guy you are here but in a setting where everyone is drinking and letting loose.
OK, different question for y'all. So I have no friends that drink and always go to bars by myself. Guys will usually show up to bars with friends, and sloots ALWAYS show up either with a guy or in a sloot pack. And I get it, being solomode as a sloot around horny drunk dudes ain't it. But how do you deal with those male friends/sloot pack to get to the girl you're really interested in?
Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
hinge annoyed the **** outta me with that chit

literally will show you 500 whales then FINALLY give you quality girls
Currently working through the 500 whales and fukkkkk it's rough.

I actually like the interface of Hinge better though. You can send text openers along with your likes and add a bit of jestermaxxing game, whereas Bumble only lets you compete on pics. But JFC at the girls you're jestering.
Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
There was a wise bald man who would post on Misc and he suggested taking girls bowling srs

This is why ^
I've actually started going bowling in the last few weeks, needed a target sport to switch up with golf (yes I'm white). Not sher if I would take a sloot there, cause the crowd is degen as fukkkkk. But it's worth a thought.
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I rather be forever alone than to be seen outside with a sub 3/10
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Originally Posted By Cite⏩
I rather be forever alone than to be seen outside with a sub 3/10
Can’t say I ever swung that low but you don’t have to be seen outside if they come over to your spot lol
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Just got another match this evening, brahs.



U fukkin mirin that Mike's Hard can in her overalls?



I swiped right for some jestermaxxing practice, let's see where this goes.
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Op first mistake was listening to the misc. seriously don’t ever have a long conversation on dating apps. I don’t even message first anymore On Hinge and Tinder and bumble is even easier since sluts are forced to message you first
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So I've got 3 likes now (nothing new since last post), and they've all been incoming likes from girls. I don't think my likes I'm sending out even matter.

To test this, I just paid $15 for unlimited swipes and pasted some script-kiddie code for an auto swiper into my webpage. It smashes the like Bumble button every 1/10th of a second on an infinite loop.

Left it on for half an hour, and I'm pretty sure I just swiped right on every woman in southern California. We'll see what happens.

Tl;dr

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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Just got another match this evening, brahs.



U fukkin mirin that Mike's Hard can in her overalls?



I swiped right for some jestermaxxing practice, let's see where this goes.
wtf bro
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OK brahs, got another one. 5'11" athletic girl with a transformer jaw. No bio, not much for prompts.

Manlet into tall girls crew here, give me some openers so I don't fuk this one up.



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