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ยป Gf just sent me this text mad FAs?
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post 1448165893 06-17-2016, 04:41 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall
And im balding
Originally Posted By TitanFall
im balding
Originally Posted By TitanFall
im balding



Check the last line of my sig and stay mad OP.
post 1448165973 06-17-2016, 04:42 AM
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good for you bro (srs)

Been to the RED & back.. 4 or 5 times now. (srs)
I rep back if not on rc.
REPs to JATTS ON SITE.
cold showers crew
post 1448166123 06-17-2016, 04:44 AM
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she is playing you like a dam fool son fuk this disrespectful bitch and kick her to the kerb while you still have some dignity
post 1448166913 06-17-2016, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Thegainswarden
guilt made her text this.
strong this
post 1448166983 06-17-2016, 04:54 AM
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Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
post 1448167133 06-17-2016, 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted By LadyGagaCrew



Check the last line of my sig and stay mad OP.
fuak man just spilled my drink with laughter

repped for gif l0L
DBZ is life

"The children of the people of Acahualinca are
not born to be hungry. They hunger to be born, only to die of hunger".
post 1448168693 06-17-2016, 05:21 AM
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stage 5 clinger borderline psycho, congrats op
post 1448168853 06-17-2016, 05:23 AM
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Didn't read past the first sentence but I bet she's just trying to reassure you that she loves you because she just got done fuking Chad.
post 1448169343 06-17-2016, 05:29 AM
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Sounds like she is full of guilt
post 1448169383 06-17-2016, 05:30 AM
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Originally Posted By crupiea
Glad for you man. really am.

Just keep in mind that every single guy who got divorced, lost all his money and dignity, got that same text or one very close to it.

Just sayin.
lol

this is very true

I got married before texting, but my ex-wife thought I was the most wonderful man in the world when we were 27, by 37 it was over.




Also, I would be scared as fuk if I received this text.
One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces
post 1448169533 06-17-2016, 05:31 AM
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The obvious response in that situation would be, 'tl;dr'

But honestly, know these feels.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1448169613 06-17-2016, 05:32 AM
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This the kind of chit I write to mah sloot when I've been nasty. Remember that those lips of hers have eaten another mans angus recently.
post 1448170173 06-17-2016, 05:37 AM
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I'm calling fraud. No miscer ever has that much charge on his battery.
post 1448174873 06-17-2016, 06:29 AM
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Originally Posted By crupiea
Glad for you man. really am.

Just keep in mind that every single guy who got divorced, lost all his money and dignity, got that same text or one very close to it.

Just sayin.
^^^^Nailed it...


During the "honeymoon" dating phase my wife liked:

Sex
Hiking
Camping
Me


You arent a special snow flake...
post 1448175163 06-17-2016, 06:31 AM
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Where are the pics *******? Are you new here?
post 1448175203 06-17-2016, 06:32 AM
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Lol girls will say **** like this and cheat on you/dump you the next month. Sloots gon sloot bro, always remember that
post 1448175323 06-17-2016, 06:34 AM
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Whats the difference between 3 cocks and my jokes?

































































You girlfriend cant take my jokes.
Ride it like you just stole it.
post 1448175543 06-17-2016, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By RoidSphincter
This the kind of chit I write to mah sloot when I've been nasty. Remember that those lips of hers have eaten another mans angus recently.
100% this. She was out with chad and tyrone and now is trying to fraud you into thinking you are the only dude for her.
post 1448175703 06-17-2016, 06:36 AM
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Ask her cliffs of that chit. Jesus christ
8 inches
post 1448176333 06-17-2016, 06:41 AM
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honestly... it seems awesome on the surface... and I'm not as jaded as most of the misc...

but that text doesn't sit well in my gut... and my gut is always on point... somethin happened that made her guilty and she needed to reaffirm herself to you.
you should read this
https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=179438063

negs for using "of" where it should be "have"
post 1448176743 06-17-2016, 06:45 AM
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I'm an Alpha male FCJ.
And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her.
The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?
Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?
post 1448176803 06-17-2016, 06:45 AM
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Either guilt text after she swallowed Jamal's load or she's clingy af

Either way you're fuked OP, nothing to brag about.
Ecclesiastes 6:10

Liverpool FC - Cavaliers - Saints

Catelyn Stark is a MILF Crew
post 1448176853 06-17-2016, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall
And im balding, how aspie are you?
Bald and happy crew
*PUREBLOOD CREW*
*DAD CREW*
*SUPER STRAIGHT*
*NATURAL DICK CREW*
*CCW*
post 1448177983 06-17-2016, 06:53 AM
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Originally Posted By TitanFall
Lmao so many cucks on the misc. cheated but never cheated on crew ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Or so you think...
post 1448178563 06-17-2016, 06:57 AM
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lmao...my ex GF used to send me text like that all the time, and leave me random love notes on my phone even after 4 years of dating. Everything comes to an end brah
No soda crew
Always pick 5 crew
Time to cut crew
Photography crew
post 1448178913 06-17-2016, 07:00 AM
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Originally Posted By digitalchi
Everything comes to an end brah
Doesn't have to.
post 1448179353 06-17-2016, 07:03 AM
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Op got cucked
Australia is full
post 1448179473 06-17-2016, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted By ancientslayers
Shutting this down.

The extreme negativity, mysogany, hate, and pure idiocy a lot of you "men" post here daily truly makes me cringe Irl.

The reality here is: OP found a woman he loves and wanted to marry. Did it in an unconventional venue, and was a success. Good for him! Don't be such a negative ******* for the sake of beig a dick...

The insane amount of comments degrading women also has to stop. I'll begin mass banning for those comments when I see them. So knock it off.

OP has more life experience than the vast majority of the misc, with the average age being around 22, and knows his relationship better than anyone here. Who the fuk are you to tear him down? Get a life. Truly.


OP. I wish you the best of luck. It sounds like you've found a winner.
u wot
post 1448180243 06-17-2016, 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted By mmkgains
u wot
http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=169679653
post 1448180553 06-17-2016, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Andresthetic1
Not really, just think it's pretty disgusting to plow dead bodies, but after all it's the misc.. so not suprised.
Well do you have a sister?
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