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Thread: My cousin just asked me to sleep with his GF (more info inside)

post 1461043433 09-06-2016, 05:49 PM
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Gotta see how this ends.
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post 1461043473 09-06-2016, 05:49 PM
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post 1461043893 09-06-2016, 05:52 PM
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lmao iin for results
post 1461044013 09-06-2016, 05:53 PM
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Ya'll ITT are just mad. So let me put it this way: A bad way to look at this is that OP is getting a motorcycle for free and your not, and that's bad. But abetterway to look at this is that OP is getting a motorcycle andpussyand you're not, and that's delightful.
post 1461044433 09-06-2016, 05:55 PM
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I know this is bread, but why doesnt your cousin just fuk you? The relationship would be off, and the cholos would be afraid to beat him up cuz of da aids.


Also mirin overuse of cholo in thread.
post 1461044883 09-06-2016, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet⏩
Negged since no pics. Guess you think this is a game
This
post 1461044993 09-06-2016, 05:59 PM
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Everyone asking what motorcycle it is....its a kawasaki ninja 250R 2010 model:



Not brand new like that one, and it has a couple scuffs and minor issues like some problem with the clutch. Hes only had it for 3 years but doesnt ride it anymore due to having nerve damage in his back from a car accident which gives him random spasms which make it unsafe for him to ride it anymore.
post 1461046443 09-06-2016, 06:09 PM
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gonna need some moar pics of the sloot
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post 1461046573 09-06-2016, 06:11 PM
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This could be LEGENDARY, do it for the misk!
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post 1461047023 09-06-2016, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted By onescoopandgo⏩
Well you better use that motorcycle to leave the county if you're actually in florida. That or be ready to fight them cholos.
Imagine being from the 305 and not proud LOL


U prolly one of dem weirdos who wishes they lived in a farm in Mississippi
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post 1461047133 09-06-2016, 06:15 PM
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Ask the Sith Lord since you're in Florida
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post 1461048103 09-06-2016, 06:23 PM
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post 1461048243 09-06-2016, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By CuckSage⏩
Everyone asking what motorcycle it is....its a kawasaki ninja 250R 2010 model:



Not brand new like that one, and it has a couple scuffs and minor issues like some problem with the clutch. Hes only had it for 3 years but doesnt ride it anymore due to having nerve damage in his back from a car accident which gives him random spasms which make it unsafe for him to ride it anymore.
Thread already a classic op

Also just lmfao at all these sheltered kids making a big dead about the cholos


Since ur from Florida too u should know they won't really do anything to u.


Get a strap tho just to be Safe



Cholos are WOAT
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post 1461059593 09-06-2016, 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted By MulattoBrah7⏩
Thread already a classic op

Also just lmfao at all these sheltered kids making a big dead about the cholos


Since ur from Florida too u should know they won't really do anything to u.


Get a strap tho just to be Safe



Cholos are WOAT
Just keep offering to suck them dry, very affirmatively and aggressively Op. Also, you can finance a glock for like $40 and pay the rest off with bike money, this could be your insurance policy
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post 1461060373 09-06-2016, 08:03 PM
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JUST DO IT OP if it's consensual

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post 1461067513 09-06-2016, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted By CuckSage⏩
Everyone asking what motorcycle it is....its a kawasaki ninja 250R 2010 model:



Not brand new like that one, and it has a couple scuffs and minor issues like some problem with the clutch. Hes only had it for 3 years but doesnt ride it anymore due to having nerve damage in his back from a car accident which gives him random spasms which make it unsafe for him to ride it anymore.
It's a 250?

post 1461088033 09-07-2016, 12:11 AM
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Fuark, that's a nice bike... who woudln't ride that sloot just to ride that bike??
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post 1461088533 09-07-2016, 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted By lced⏩
LOL

is she hot?

so you get to fuk a hotty and get 3k for your troubles?doesn't sound like theres a downside to me
uh . . .
Originally Posted By CuckSage⏩
and her brothers are some thug ass choloswho will prob jump him and make his life hell if he does.
RIP OP
post 1461089113 09-07-2016, 12:24 AM
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post 1461089163 09-07-2016, 12:25 AM
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The big question is, are you going in for raw creampie? Is she on the pill?
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post 1461089593 09-07-2016, 12:31 AM
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that's funny OP, because your dad called me he asked me to sleep with ur mum since he knows she really liked me in the past (mcdonalds) and that she would probably do it. The reason he wants me to do that is because he doesnt love her, finds her super clingy and annoying, not to mention he got married to her like 20 years ago (which he regrets hard asf). So hes asking me basically to set her up, and catch her in the act with me so that he can have an excuse to dump her.
post 1461093843 09-07-2016, 01:40 AM
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Inb4 OP finds himself part of a darker scheme. He gon do the particular moan and instead of a hurt and sad cousin/fiance rushing in, he's gonna see him naked with a camera THEN gets blackmailed by his cousin to stfu otherwise hes gonna show all the text messages and evidence to her cholo brothers and friends if he doesnt dump his load in his fiance so she can give birth to his baby so they can live off that welfare forever. You gon be the one to get cucked OP. Be careful.

Pretty smart imo. Have a child that has SOME of your blood in it and by someone you secretly idolize and dumb enough to fulfill you and your future wife's cuckold fantasy at the same time. AND not have to end up paying child support if you ever get tired of her or the kid since technically it aint yours, not like it wont have dad either way...pretty evil but possible...like I said OP..be careful. You might think you know your cousin hombre, but chu gunna fine ow he really cray-z holmes, like eat cold corn tortillas with no butter with unstirred sopas so most of the juice is all oily and unflavorful and chit crazy. Like Looney tunes crazy ese..i dont trust no latina, they get pregnant too fast, you stare too long and BAM bish pooping out lil Hector next week.
post 1461094713 09-07-2016, 01:55 AM
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Hmm, I wonder what's more likely to get the "thug" relatives of the girl to fuk someone's chit up, the guy explaining that he can't go through with it.. or the guy plotting to have a stranger bone their kid sister just so he can use it as an excuse to not get his ass beat?



Do it OP. For the misc.
post 1461094833 09-07-2016, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Xgamer791⏩
Lmao at someone offering up an old motorcycle to sleep with their wife, you located in Alabama opie?
Hey **** you, man.
post 1461100293 09-07-2016, 03:53 AM
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inb4 your cousin shows the video to your family and makes you look like the bad guy or kills you

hehehehe
post 1461100723 09-07-2016, 04:05 AM
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inb4 your cousin is planning this to see if you're a real bff. Gf will scream "RAPE!!!" just before you put the tip in, they'll call the cops and have you arrested for rape and being a scumbag bro. Said cousin and annoying gf ride away on said bike whilst OP is hauled away by cops in handcuffs.

OP spends 15 years in the state pen with no parole


RIP OP
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If you want this to be foolproof, let her catch your cousin having sex with you.
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post 1461101363 09-07-2016, 04:25 AM
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Inb4 noth families hate OP and his cousin still ends up getting married..


Don't do it brah, one look at those photos and i can 100% assure you she'll be blowing other dudes... she just looks like the type.

IMO you Mission Impossible her phone with a program that copies all her texts to email or something and use that to catch her out, even if shes NOT cheating then there's going to be some chit he can make sound incriminating by removing context.






I mean, either that or he could just be a man and tell her, which i doubt he won't because it's highly likely he's scared because he's 16 mentally just like most miscers.
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bert stare her in the eyes while creampie OP
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