They're great, obviously, but they swallow part of your soul.

You don't want to have intercourse with an astral nasty.

Real women are so much better.

notice how all these lunatics have no proof this sht is all in there head... never knew so many crazies on the misc ;(

Can you prove the world isn't all in your head?

where are the pics?

Was gonna laugh if it was yiamsomebody

"Listen, i dont like to play games. You know and i know, we both be fukin... in white robes.. like a choo choo train"

I would fuk up any demon

Demons are normally invisible except to the people they want to see them.

They're very tricky. There's very good reason why everybody says not to engage with demons.

They are a malevolent, anti-human force conscious and able to effect changes in ways you won't like or expect.

It's better to stay on the path. Go to Church. There is nobody to trust in the world of demons. The people who summon demons can't even agree how to identify whether they summoned the right demon. That should tell you something.

^^^ This is the guy who laughed at how powerful Church was.

LMFAO

You want to see some ritual magic then go to Church.

i know the Belial demon. i know what you can do to get rid of him, you have to make a deal but part of the deal is to never tell anyone how to do this. you have to figure it out and be prepared for the consequences. someone more powerful than you isn't going to do what u want unless u give him what u want and no go back on it or he will come back.

It's better not to make a pact with a demon.

Invoke Jehovah and then you tell the demon what you want them to do if you're into that kind of thing.

Free advice. Take it or leave it.

Same bro. Reading this thread gets my blood boiling. I want to summon a demon and beat the living chit out of him. Can demons fight you physically? Srs I really wanna fight a demon.

oh yep. just 'invoke jehovah'. lol. like that's going to ever work.

It's been done before.

Just look at the Circle of Solomon.

What do you think that is? Exactly?



You guys who just delve into demons and tell them to wash over you.

Fuking LMFAO.

"I seen.. through da window.. uh dat house. They was in white robes..fukkin one anotha in the azz..... like a choo choo train"

"Imma show em who was the high now... pimp-nasty-ch-pimp...and stanky chicken"

"That was the holy spirit"

"Automatically. Systematic"

this is stupid. a 10/10 chad can walk into a bar and have hot girls approach him, then tell his 7/10 friend to do the same and that friend just sits there by himself the whole time. you can't just expect this to work for everyone.

hahahahahaha wtf is this chit?

I used to lucid dream, chit got weird. But that was all in my head.

I think all the brahs in here that are srs need to fap and get out of the house a little bit

Now tell me dear sir what would happen if everybody who wanted to tell a demon to go out and do their bidding could have their wishes come true?

This is an art. Artistry requires diligence, study, repeated practice, and masterful execution.

People like OP who suggest you can just open some book and accidentally read a demon into life is just funny.

That's not how it works. Even the Satanists say it takes a long time to get results and they literally beg the demons to come rape them. They take no precautions. I think they are insane, because they have no idea what will inhabit them, but even they have to work hard to find subjective and intuitive proof of the supernatural.

It's a lifestyle. Of course, they're probably going to Hell. So, like I said, it would make more sense to just go to Church.Don't give up lucid dreaming. It's hard to do on purpose but it has rewards.

1/100 people will ever lucid dream. That puts you above most people in terms of your ability access your own consciousness.

Try staring into a dark mirror. Do it for 30 minutes and see what happens. There's something in there for you.

OP you're basically Naruto now, how does it feel?

okay so why give them false hope when they can just do what i said? it's a deal but it's not that big of a deal if u get me haha. u jesus freaks make out like ur losing ur soul or something.

How mentally ill were they/ 10?

If you're scared go to church

ITT: a bunch of fuking idiots who are trying to make their miserable chit fukin lives more interesting.

Having said that, I fuked a big titted goth chick once. Bitch was crazy as fuk but took it in the ass like a champ.

entertaining read srs

I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

"Oh, she loved to dirty-talk. Totally into it. She'd be like: 'Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna fuk.' God, it was so dirty. She'd be like, 'Me so horny, me love you long time.' "

Srs bros when I can do astral projection can I go to these dark places and start picking fights with demons?

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

There is no such thing as demons...or the devil...u want the dark side look inward it's there u can find it....good fortuna...sabo mano offiluo 350 skinny pieces..switch up my stlyepixkanylane

A bit worried at how into this some of you are...interesting read nonetheless