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post 1471978151 11-20-2016, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By BDub85
How are the sloots in the astral world?
They're great, obviously, but they swallow part of your soul.

You don't want to have intercourse with an astral nasty.

Real women are so much better.
post 1471978171 11-20-2016, 09:04 PM
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post 1471979991 11-20-2016, 09:23 PM
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notice how all these lunatics have no proof this sht is all in there head... never knew so many crazies on the misc ;(
I just want to share the knowledge I have obtained throughout my life and hopefully change someone's life.
post 1471980071 11-20-2016, 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted By momo5
notice how all these lunatics have no proof this sht is all in there head... never knew so many crazies on the misc ;(
Can you prove the world isn't all in your head?
post 1471980281 11-20-2016, 09:27 PM
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where are the pics?
post 1471980561 11-20-2016, 09:30 PM
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Originally Posted By hammbergler
There is a sage who lurks on these boards that has an answer and cleansing ritual that will take of this. He answers to the name Direalboss.
Was gonna laugh if it was yiamsomebody

"Listen, i dont like to play games. You know and i know, we both be fukin... in white robes.. like a choo choo train"
post 1471980621 11-20-2016, 09:30 PM
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I would fuk up any demon
it piss
post 1471980671 11-20-2016, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By aragon416
where are the pics?
Demons are normally invisible except to the people they want to see them.

They're very tricky. There's very good reason why everybody says not to engage with demons.

They are a malevolent, anti-human force conscious and able to effect changes in ways you won't like or expect.

It's better to stay on the path. Go to Church. There is nobody to trust in the world of demons. The people who summon demons can't even agree how to identify whether they summoned the right demon. That should tell you something.
post 1471980701 11-20-2016, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
I've invoked astaroth and satan himself which are much more powerful than lilith this was before i found falun gong.
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post 1471980901 11-20-2016, 09:35 PM
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^^^ This is the guy who laughed at how powerful Church was.

LMFAO

You want to see some ritual magic then go to Church.
post 1471981161 11-20-2016, 09:38 PM
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i know the Belial demon. i know what you can do to get rid of him, you have to make a deal but part of the deal is to never tell anyone how to do this. you have to figure it out and be prepared for the consequences. someone more powerful than you isn't going to do what u want unless u give him what u want and no go back on it or he will come back.
post 1471981431 11-20-2016, 09:40 PM
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It's better not to make a pact with a demon.

Invoke Jehovah and then you tell the demon what you want them to do if you're into that kind of thing.

Free advice. Take it or leave it.
post 1471981611 11-20-2016, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted By stilllmatic
I would fuk up any demon
Same bro. Reading this thread gets my blood boiling. I want to summon a demon and beat the living chit out of him. Can demons fight you physically? Srs I really wanna fight a demon.
post 1471981651 11-20-2016, 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted By VirtueSignal
It's better not to make a pact with a demon.

Invoke Jehovah and then you tell the demon what you want them to do if you're into that kind of thing.

Free advice. Take it or leave it.
oh yep. just 'invoke jehovah'. lol. like that's going to ever work.
post 1471981781 11-20-2016, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted By liftasaurus
oh yep. just 'invoke jehovah'. lol. like that's going to ever work.
It's been done before.

Just look at the Circle of Solomon.

What do you think that is? Exactly?



You guys who just delve into demons and tell them to wash over you.

Fuking LMFAO.
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"I seen.. through da window.. uh dat house. They was in white robes..fukkin one anotha in the azz..... like a choo choo train"

"Imma show em who was the high now... pimp-nasty-ch-pimp...and stanky chicken"

"That was the holy spirit"

"Automatically. Systematic"
post 1471982131 11-20-2016, 09:47 PM
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Originally Posted By VirtueSignal
It's been done before.

Just look at the Circle of Solomon.

What do you think that is? Exactly?

this is stupid. a 10/10 chad can walk into a bar and have hot girls approach him, then tell his 7/10 friend to do the same and that friend just sits there by himself the whole time. you can't just expect this to work for everyone.
post 1471982541 11-20-2016, 09:53 PM
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hahahahahaha wtf is this chit?

I used to lucid dream, chit got weird. But that was all in my head.

I think all the brahs in here that are srs need to fap and get out of the house a little bit
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Originally Posted By liftasaurus
this is stupid. a 10/10 chad can walk into a bar and have hot girls approach him, then tell his 7/10 friend to do the same and that friend just sits there by himself the whole time. you can't just expect this to work for everyone.
Now tell me dear sir what would happen if everybody who wanted to tell a demon to go out and do their bidding could have their wishes come true?

This is an art. Artistry requires diligence, study, repeated practice, and masterful execution.

People like OP who suggest you can just open some book and accidentally read a demon into life is just funny.

That's not how it works. Even the Satanists say it takes a long time to get results and they literally beg the demons to come rape them. They take no precautions. I think they are insane, because they have no idea what will inhabit them, but even they have to work hard to find subjective and intuitive proof of the supernatural.

It's a lifestyle. Of course, they're probably going to Hell. So, like I said, it would make more sense to just go to Church.
Originally Posted By DeadlyStriker
hahahahahaha wtf is this chit?

I used to lucid dream, chit got weird. But that was all in my head.

I think all the brahs in here that are srs need to fap and get out of the house a little bit
Don't give up lucid dreaming. It's hard to do on purpose but it has rewards.

1/100 people will ever lucid dream. That puts you above most people in terms of your ability access your own consciousness.

Try staring into a dark mirror. Do it for 30 minutes and see what happens. There's something in there for you.
post 1471982811 11-20-2016, 09:56 PM
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OP you're basically Naruto now, how does it feel?
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Originally Posted By VirtueSignal
Now tell me dear sir what would happen if everybody who wanted to tell a demon to go out and do their bidding could have their wishes come true?

This is an art. Artistry requires diligence, study, repeated practice, and masterful execution.

People like OP who suggest you can just open some book and accidentally read a demon into life is just funny.

That's not how it works. Even the Satanists say it takes a long time to get results and they literally beg the demons to come rape them. They take no precautions. I think they are insane, because they have no idea what will inhabit them, but even they have to work hard to find subjective and intuitive proof of the supernatural.

It's a lifestyle. Of course, they're probably going to Hell. So, like I said, it would make more sense to just go to Church.



Don't give up lucid dreaming. It's hard to do on purpose but it has rewards.

1/100 people will ever lucid dream. That puts you above most people in terms of your ability access your own consciousness.

Try staring into a dark mirror. Do it for 30 minutes and see what happens.
okay so why give them false hope when they can just do what i said? it's a deal but it's not that big of a deal if u get me haha. u jesus freaks make out like ur losing ur soul or something.
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Originally Posted By VirtueSignal
Now tell me dear sir what would happen if everybody who wanted to tell a demon to go out and do their bidding could have their wishes come true?

This is an art. Artistry requires diligence, study, repeated practice, and masterful execution.

People like OP who suggest you can just open some book and accidentally read a demon into life is just funny.

That's not how it works. Even the Satanists say it takes a long time to get results and they literally beg the demons to come rape them. They take no precautions. I think they are insane, because they have no idea what will inhabit them, but even they have to work hard to find subjective and intuitive proof of the supernatural.

It's a lifestyle. Of course, they're probably going to Hell. So, like I said, it would make more sense to just go to Church.
How mentally ill were they/ 10?
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If you're scared go to church
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ITT: a bunch of fuking idiots who are trying to make their miserable chit fukin lives more interesting.

Having said that, I fuked a big titted goth chick once. Bitch was crazy as fuk but took it in the ass like a champ.
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entertaining read srs
I appreciate well thought out subtle trolling.
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I dated this girl for a while. She was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to get down with sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day, she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!"

"Oh, she loved to dirty-talk. Totally into it. She'd be like: 'Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna fuk.' God, it was so dirty. She'd be like, 'Me so horny, me love you long time.' "
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Originally Posted By MrStealYoGrill
Same bro. Reading this thread gets my blood boiling. I want to summon a demon and beat the living chit out of him. Can demons fight you physically? Srs I really wanna fight a demon.
Srs bros when I can do astral projection can I go to these dark places and start picking fights with demons?
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Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God

Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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There is no such thing as demons...or the devil...u want the dark side look inward it's there u can find it....good fortuna...sabo mano offiluo 350 skinny pieces..switch up my stlyepixkanylane
post 1471984061 11-20-2016, 10:12 PM
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A bit worried at how into this some of you are...interesting read nonetheless
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