Wait, if the lights are out, how do you know where you are putting your dink?

Thats whats so crazy about it

Lol this is why I laughed at the concept of you giving advice. You're sheltered and not particularly good at the game anyway.

There is sheltered then there is letting a cuck suck your dink. I've been propositioned to be a cucker (apparently big black guys are those women's fantasies) but just lol letting a guy touch any part of me no thx. Guess we all have our kinks though

I went fron virgin (granted it was by choice)

To banging a girl i just met at an edm festival in one night

We basically did everything in front of thousands of people other than the actual deed. Fingering, sucking on titties was all done during show

Actual fuking was later

Goddamn. How did you go through with that? The kid just sat there and watched his/her mom get pounded and couldn't do anything like leave the car? That's disgusting brah, but at least you have some remorse.


I don't have crazy stories. Most of the more wilder/exhibitionist things I did were with one girl in my early 20's. Got road head while driving a roundabout on an early sunday morning, head in a movie theater ( i didn't tell her I was cumming and she spit it all over my khaki pants. We had to walk out with me holding her around her waist from the back like we were some young madly in love couple), tried to slip it in in the sea while people were sunbathing on the side, but the salt water kind of killed it.

I have so many I don't know where to start.

I was in a swinging relationship for about 2 years. The girl I was seeing was a huge exhibitionist and loved to have sex with me in front of a crowd.

So we are at a sex club with some friends of mine and his hot ass wife. My friend is a covert operator. He's good looking jacked and ripped.

Anyway in the hallway of this club there's an examination table with stirrups. My girl looks at me and says Doctor will you take a look at me?

So she gets up on the table and I put her in the stirrups. I get ready to go down on her and this guy in a real Deliverance accent goes hey, mind if I watch right in my ear.

So I go down on her and give her an orgasm then we break out her little bullet. I start banging her while she's using her bullet and I'm aware of Deliverance guy in my peripheral. Next thing I know I feel this had moving up my back and over my shoulder to my chest.

I don't want to look and I'm saying to my self please be a girl please be a girl please be a girl. The hand moves under my shirt and around my torso while I'm banging my girl and she's getting off next thing I know the rest of my clothes are yanked off and there's a hand on my ass shoving me into her harder and harder.

At this point I realize it's my friend's hot ass wife and after I blow I turn around and there's about 30 people standing behind me applauding my performance.

Mirin responses ITT

can't wait for my first time

then maybe one day I can try most of these

I was in a weird mood where I just wanted to smash at all cost. And since she didn't seem to care, neither did I. Yes, the kid just had to sit in the back while I pounded out mommy. If it would have been a "good girl" I wouldn't have done it. But this was a sloot, and I treat sloots like sloots. About a week later I was back over at her crib, her roommate/cousin wasn't home. Then her cousin called right in the middle of us fukn, while she was on top. She saw who was calling and picked it up. Her cousin asked her what she was doing, and she kept riding and moaning and said "getting some dik." Her cousin thought she was joking.

The cousin one is whatever, but the kid watching helpless is stomach turning. Can't unread but I wish I could.

HNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, damnit wish I could rep you for this one.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to leoslayer1 again.


In for more stories Leo.

Had a girl pour a big sloppy sputum righ into my mouth while I was smashing her cowgirl and had another one fart on my face while I was eating the groceries was disguting in hindsight but so much hnnnnng in the middle of the action : No ragrets.

Asseating and Anal are so common now that it's useless to even mention them.

this is some real sht

Pretty much what I thought, but brought it up around my friends and only one other dude has done anal or will eat ass.

-fuked a sloot inside a bar in a highly trafficed area
-put the neck of a beer bottle in a girls azzhole to stretch it out for my dink to fit
-multiple threesomes
-fuked in hottub while parents could potentially see
-did the sex in backseat of multiple cars with people walking by
-got sucked off in the library

I've never heard anyone IRL talk about anal or ass eating. Only on the internet.