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Thread: So I ate this girl out

post 1517131431 08-23-2017, 01:42 PM
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fuking cringe
post 1517131451 08-23-2017, 01:42 PM
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[QUOTE=MarinoMike post_id=1517127921]MISC you've made a cuckhold out of me. I hope someone laughs at this at least.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/G4xBBSo.png[img]
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/iIm0vxk.png[img][/QUOTE]


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post 1517131591 08-23-2017, 01:43 PM
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post 1517131601 08-23-2017, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
What if she's a prude though and this message greatly turns her off?
You just ate her out.....what does she have to be prude about? She was half naked, with your mouth, on her lower region......NO CLOTHES ON. Believe me, you asking her to reciprocate isn't a bad thing here. It's NEEDED.

Do it....do it now!
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post 1517131631 08-23-2017, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
What if she's a prude though and this message greatly turns her off?
She already is.........you've got nothing to lose

I really hope you're tongue skills were at least decent.....which they probably weren't, hence leaving you with blue balls.
post 1517131641 08-23-2017, 01:44 PM
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[QUOTE=MarinoMike post_id=1517127921]MISC you've made a cuckhold out of me. I hope someone laughs at this at least.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/G4xBBSo.png[/img
[img]http://i.imgur.com/e13YHHq.png[/img
[img]http://i.imgur.com/OZhDYgF.png[/img
[img]http://i.imgur.com/iIm0vxk.png[/img[/QUOTE]damn OPie it's like you're trying hard to give her your balls on a mantle
post 1517132311 08-23-2017, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
What if she's a prude though and this message greatly turns her off?
-Prude
-Let you eat her out


LMAO, pick one. You can't be serious with that question.
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post 1517132411 08-23-2017, 01:52 PM
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Thread has potential to HOF... cmon op show us what u got.

Eatin a girl out and gettin bored? I have news for u... try a dink odds are u will prefer.
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post 1517132451 08-23-2017, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
-Prude
-Let you eat her out


LMAO, pick one. You can't be serious with that question.
Good point. I never claim to have any game to begin with though. I'm just a dude who thinks sex feels good and take the opportunities that come my way. I didn't meet this one on tinder also.. if that matters.

here goes the BJ magic.
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post 1517132621 08-23-2017, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Good point. I never claim to have any game to begin with though. I'm just a dude who thinks sex feels good and take the opportunities that come my way. I didn't meet this one on tinder also.. if that matters.

here goes the BJ magic.
Just know that being direct & honest is way better than being nice and pussyfooting. Women know we are disgusting, and they wont fault us too much for it, as long as we make them feel safe & comfortable (no homo)
post 1517132831 08-23-2017, 01:55 PM
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i don't understand why you would say anything like that instead of just gettin' 'er done next time you see her
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post 1517133101 08-23-2017, 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Good point. I never claim to have any game to begin with though. I'm just a dude who thinks sex feels good and take the opportunities that come my way. I didn't meet this one on tinder also.. if that matters.

here goes the BJ magic.
Ayyy, well there's a lot of potential opportunity in this one. If you ever find yourself in the same position again, just move on her. Use your hands, legs, thighs, ass, etc. Move up to her stomach and grab the teddies. Doubtful she will object if you are already eating. At some point you just move up north, kiss/play with teddies, and you'll be set for the rest. Also, test her resolve and see if she kisses you. Lol
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post 1517133841 08-23-2017, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted By PeaceWithin⏩
Ayyy, well there's a lot of potential opportunity in this one. If you ever find yourself in the same position again, just move on her. Use your hands, legs, thighs, ass, etc. Move up to her stomach and grab the teddies. Doubtful she will object if you are already eating. At some point you just move up north, kiss/play with teddies, and you'll be set for the rest. Also, test her resolve and see if she kisses you. Lol
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post 1517134011 08-23-2017, 02:06 PM
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Fukin great thread lmao! I guarantee BJ's advice is going to get you laid lmao
post 1517134121 08-23-2017, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted By LordBroly⏩
Fukin great thread lmao! I guarantee BJ's advice is going to get you laid lmao
Laid or slapped - it's too late now. we will see.
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post 1517134701 08-23-2017, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
Laid or slapped - it's too late now. we will see.
post a screenshot so we know you sent it
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post 1517134951 08-23-2017, 02:15 PM
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innnnnnn on black jesus thread
post 1517135891 08-23-2017, 02:25 PM
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Jesus Christ your text game is weak af








Just got home and going straight to bed haha
post 1517136521 08-23-2017, 02:31 PM
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Damn dude that was pretty cringy.
The only way I see you redeeming yourself a bit is to pick her up, toss her on the bed (or up against a wall or on counter) and ravage her...not a single word, mkay?
post 1517137851 08-23-2017, 02:46 PM
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Trust me I sent it. No respawn yet.
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post 1517137941 08-23-2017, 02:47 PM
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Originally Posted By MantissToboggan⏩
lmao wtf did i just read. repped for posting it at least.

black jesus this could be your hardest yet because it's indecipherable, or your easiest yet bc he hasn't burned anything down.
idk i took the i think you were panicking hard as her joking with him, i think hes still good

i understand drink talk enough that i think he says "i didnt want to drink but i panicked" when she goes to bed n doesnt reply for a bit
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post 1517138431 08-23-2017, 02:52 PM
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Omg OP. All the help from the misc and you still posted a cringeworthy convo.
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You ate a ons out? And she didn't suck your dik??


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post 1517139021 08-23-2017, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted By xmeandix⏩
Oh look. OP has 21k reps but you f aggots are afraid to neg him for no pics
Way ahead of you; no one gets a pass. My body is always ready for counter negs
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post 1517139251 08-23-2017, 02:59 PM
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Post what you most recently sent her.
Post pics of her. <---- the misc needs to know
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post 1517139991 08-23-2017, 03:05 PM
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post 1517140501 08-23-2017, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted By jackedup13⏩
P i c s
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I've been detecived before - and hardcore cok blocked because of it. never again. go ahead and subtract your measly 4 numbers from my reps.
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post 1517141121 08-23-2017, 03:16 PM
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All she said was "Um what....."
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post 1517141141 08-23-2017, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
I've been detecived before - and hardcore cok blocked because of it. never again. go ahead and subtract your measly 4 numbers from my reps.
K. Pics after you smash, because goal already achieved, no danger of cok block.
Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
All she said was "Um what....."
Tell her not to "Um what...." you, and that if she wants you to go down to chow-town again, you expect some reciprocation. You're not running a charity with your mouth, nomsayin?
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post 1517141431 08-23-2017, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike⏩
I've been detecived before - and hardcore cok blocked because of it. never again. go ahead and subtract your measly 4 numbers from my reps.
You dare the misc gods?

Have you not been trained in the way of anti-detection?
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