Thread: Would you fight it or run ?
07-10-2018, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By thorpowers⏩
Lol what? You're ignorant as hell.Guarantee you an average 145lb cougar is not going to be stronger than an athletic 200lb man.
The cougar is going to be stronger and faster.
07-10-2018, 08:38 AM
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Honestly this would be 98% of miscers when confronted with an agressive domestic
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07-10-2018, 08:40 AM
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id just tell it i want a relationship and watch her run away like they all do
07-10-2018, 08:45 AM
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is there actually a reason for the sickle? besides Israel being from KGB offspring that is.Thing would be on my bar faster than it could say "meowch."


07-10-2018, 08:49 AM
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Running from it would be stupid. You're not gonna out run it and now you're behaving like prey and it's going to respond like the predator it is. If I had an army of 50 midgets, I might fight it.
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07-10-2018, 08:50 AM
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If you survived an attack from an animal like that it's only because it didnt fully commit to killing you because if it did you would be it's next meal. Without weapons there isn't anything you could do (in terms of fighting it) that would deter it if it was hungry.
07-10-2018, 10:08 AM
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The one in the video was really small and a human should be physically stronger. Outwrestling it would still be no option, since you will get clawed a lot. I also wouldn't feel safe to ram my arm into it's throat. Hitting it inside of it's mouth is going to be really hard and take a lot of balls.
I would try to keep it at a distance to avoid injury. Throwing rocks or hitting it with a long stick could keep it at bay without getting injured.
I would try to keep it at a distance to avoid injury. Throwing rocks or hitting it with a long stick could keep it at bay without getting injured.
07-10-2018, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By tekkenbruh⏩
ThisLMFAO at autistic miscers thinking that they stand even the slightest chance in a 1v1 vs a mountain lion without weapons. You can be a 6'5 NFL linebacker and it makes no difference. A single lunge and you lie on the ground, wishing for quick death as it's eviscerating your pasty ass
Even if we could match up physically with a large cat you have to take into account the fact that they will have no fear, hesitation. Once they take a bite or hold onto you with those claws you will be completely bewildered.
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07-10-2018, 10:31 AM
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07-10-2018, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
This is a good one.Always stand facing it and flare your jacket out to make yourself look as big as possible. Then piss yourself like your marking your territory
For me considering I always have my .40 I’d wait it out and if he decides to walk off like in this guys video he’d live. If he started to attack I’d have a lion blanket.
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07-10-2018, 10:39 AM
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There was a cougar attack @ two bikers in Washington a couple months ago. The cougar was apparently emaciated and around 100lbs, and it killed the one biker and inured the other
Imagine facing off with a max-level 220lb male mountain lion
Imagine facing off with a max-level 220lb male mountain lion
07-10-2018, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted By BeefStrokinoff⏩
I was ready to watch this, but since it's an attack on a testicle, I'm not watching it. Mirin' user name though.Honestly this would be 98% of miscers when confronted with an agressive domestic
LMAO at winning against a mountain lion
LMAO at winning against a mountain lion
07-10-2018, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted By omnip0tent⏩
lmfao, honestly this is the only way to enjoy nature, dead srs
bring a flame thrower too in case of wasps, mosquitoes and other flying insects
07-10-2018, 10:45 AM
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Yeeeeeah, no.
If I'm walking that trail again, keeping a weapon on me.
If I'm walking that trail again, keeping a weapon on me.
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07-10-2018, 10:48 AM
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I mean the chance of me outrunning it is 0 so I guess I try to find some sort of weapon and prepare to get rekt.
The only thing I can say with certainty that I would not do is say "Hey Mr. Mountain Lion"
The only thing I can say with certainty that I would not do is say "Hey Mr. Mountain Lion"
I call it "Celebration". It's sexual, and violent...
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07-10-2018, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
My childhood 150 lb German Sheppard survived a fight with a mountain lion. Almost lost his tail and he had tubes sticking out of his skull from the bite marks for drainage for a month but he survived. Not sure who won though.It would murder a German Shepherd in around a minute or two, a pitbull would put up a fight but it would eventually rip the pitbull to pieces with its claws alone. A cougars teeth would puncture a pitbulls skull.

My neighbor had a crazy housecat and my father tried to pick it up one day and it ripped his jeans leg open and ripped his leg open in around 10 seconds... blood everywhere, and that was a house cat.... albeit a big mean one.

My neighbor had a crazy housecat and my father tried to pick it up one day and it ripped his jeans leg open and ripped his leg open in around 10 seconds... blood everywhere, and that was a house cat.... albeit a big mean one.
07-10-2018, 10:50 AM
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07-10-2018, 10:59 AM
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07-10-2018, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
In cases like that, the mountain lion would fight to defend itself and then flee if even remotely injured. Predators do not like taking risks. That's why they always hunt the weakest prey they can find. That being said, a dog has a much better chance of surviving vs a mountain lion than a human. The German shepherd can easily kill a human if it wants to as well. Most of these dogs have a very nice temperament and do not invest themselves in trying to kill humans.My childhood 150 lb German Sheppard survived a fight with a mountain lion. Almost lost his tail and he had tubes sticking out of his skull from the bite marks for drainage for a month but he survived. Not sure who won though.
07-10-2018, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
I'm guessing they both caught each other WAY off guard but one thing is for certain from the holes in dog's head that he was inside the mountain lion's mouth at one point.In cases like that, the mountain lion would fight to defend itself and then flee if even remotely injured. Predators do not like taking risks. That's why they always hunt the weakest prey they can find.
07-10-2018, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By shmobin⏩
Yeah. That's really fuking sad man. Seems like the Cougar crossed into his territory so the dog had to fight him off. Poor dog...I'm guessing they both caught each other WAY off guard but one thing is for certain from the holes in dog's head that he was inside the mountain lion's mouth at one point.
The amazing thing about dogs is their confidence to take on anything. Dogs will literally fight bears to protect their territory. Often, their confidence alone is enough to scare predators away. But in a fight, the dog will lose against bears and big cats, especially solo. In a group, dogs/wolves are extremely powerful though.Bear's like "Why u fukin wit me mane?"
07-10-2018, 11:14 AM
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07-10-2018, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
speak for yourself I used to run a 1.4 40 back in high school broWell you can't outrun them. They can run at up to 50 mph.
07-10-2018, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Vardoger⏩
Bear would have still easily killed it. He just didn't want a fight. Grizzly bears are notoriously passive like this when they are foraging. They only get really pissed if you fuk with their territory or cubs. An angry bear pretty much = death. You very rarely see angry bear videos because they just go apechit on people/animals and rip them to pieces.In case there was any doubt how powerful these cats are
Cougar vs big ass bear
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Cougar vs big ass bear
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07-10-2018, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Except for polar bears. They will take your head off for sport.Bear would have still easily killed it. He just didn't want a fight. Bears are notoriously passive like this when they are foraging. They only get really pissed if you fuk with their territory or cubs. An angry bear pretty much = death. You very rarely see angry bear videos because they just go apechit on people/animals and rip them to pieces.
07-10-2018, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted By Arsenal01⏩
mountain lions can weight 65 to like 200 pounds. Males on the higher end and females on lower end. Regardless i can ohp these cats and throw them. Dont see how i would lose a fight.LMAO at the guy who thinks he can wrestle a cougar
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07-10-2018, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By thorpowers⏩
I believe that this is exactly what most would try to do. Instinct says you would put your arm in front of your face/neck as that is where the lion would go first. However, the pain in your arm would be overwhelming and by the time you went to gouge its eye with your other hand, your guts would by laying at your feet as it clawed your belly with its hind legs. All of you bare handed lion killers always seem to forget about the hind legs. Watch any large cat attack video, whenever they are undersized they go for the head/neck and rake the rest of the body with their hind legs.I would actually put my arm in its mouth and let it bite me, sacrifice that arm so that I could use my other hand to gouge out it's eyes and blind it. Then break its neck.
Against a smaller mountain lion, I agree that a joocey dude like you (no homo) may indeed survive the attack and force the cat to run off, but you will not avoid serious injuries. Even worse is the fact that a smaller mountain lion would have its hind legs roughly in line with your junk as you're holding it off with your arm. Your eye gouging game plan goes right out the window when a claw punctures a nad.
07-10-2018, 11:48 AM
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07-10-2018, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
Just read about another case of a man in India killing a 60 lb leopard that attacked him by a creek, by jamming his hand down its throat and suffocating it. And another man in Africa killed a leopard by jamming his arm down its throat and pulling out its tongue. These are just average village men. Like I said if the leopard or cougar is a smaller female with an average size of 70-145 lbs then theres a chance a fit human man would win a fight this way. He would obviously receive serious injuries, but survive. And a 70 year old man killed a 100lb cougar that attacked him in Canada with a 3 inch pocket knife by slitting its throat. So proof that a male human can kill a smaller sized "big cat" like the one in that video with his bare hands or small simple weapons. Going against a 200 lb+ cat a human has no chance. As for a german shepherd or a wolf, a man would be able to kill that too. Humans are the apex predators of the planet! Top of the food chain!In cases like that, the mountain lion would fight to defend itself and then flee if even remotely injured. Predators do not like taking risks. That's why they always hunt the weakest prey they can find. That being said, a dog has a much better chance of surviving vs a mountain lion than a human. The German shepherd can easily kill a human if it wants to as well. Most of these dogs have a very nice temperament and do not invest themselves in trying to kill humans.
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