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post 1564468661 10-23-2018, 10:17 PM
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Wtf..

Not sure if straight or gay interaction happening

Are you good looking and do dudes hit on you a lot

The surplus of cookie batter text has me worried he wants to smother it all over your dink and lick it off maybe bake it in his bootyoven
post 1564468831 10-23-2018, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted By GravityLee⏩
Wtf..

Not sure if straight or gay interaction happening

Are you good looking and do dudes hit on you a lot

The surplus of cookie batter text has me worried he wants to smother it all over your dink and lick it off maybe bake it in his bootyoven
nah i dont give off any gay vibes if thats what you're asking. only thing that I can think of is that he's an autist. a real one.
post 1564470141 10-23-2018, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
nah i dont give off any gay vibes if thats what you're asking. only thing that I can think of is that he's an autist. a real one.
So you think...your mailbox says otherwise.
post 1564470301 10-23-2018, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted By ko300zx⏩
So you think...your mailbox says otherwise.
yea. inb4 op's mailbox is a candy cane
post 1564471231 10-23-2018, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
I mulled over responding for a few hours. Eventually texted him back and said i'd show him how to detail & work on cars IF he asks his dad for permission (I will also check with his dad). Didn't want to be mean to a kid that lives around the corner. They're kinda sensitive around that age. If he says any gay chit in person i'm done though.

So yeah, kinda anticlimactic with it not being a female, but it is what it is.
After you two detail the car, you should take him gay bashing.

He’ll get the hint that you’re not a fudge packer or power bottom.
post 1564472131 10-23-2018, 11:27 PM
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DIREALBOSS is super jealous right now, OP doesn't even have to go on Grinder to get hit up by twinks.
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post 1564473871 10-24-2018, 12:23 AM
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post 1564474371 10-24-2018, 12:44 AM
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fkn lost it @ asking if you want some cookie dough, this can't be real life
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post 1564474811 10-24-2018, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
texted him back and said i'd show him how to detail & work on cars
Seen gay pornos like this no homo
op is deff bi curious
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post 1564475181 10-24-2018, 01:30 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
goddammit it's just some kid who stopped by to look at my vette. why is this ******* putting hearts on letters to grown ass men






should i tell his dad what hes up to?
oh damn lmao
post 1564475241 10-24-2018, 01:36 AM
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post 1564475601 10-24-2018, 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
I mulled over responding for a few hours. Eventually texted him back and said i'd show him how to detail & work on cars IF he asks his dad for permission (I will also check with his dad). Didn't want to be mean to a kid that lives around the corner. They're kinda sensitive around that age. If he says any gay chit in person i'm done though.

So yeah, kinda anticlimactic with it not being a female, but it is what it is.
That's very kind of you to be this level headed and putting yourself out there as a role model. I think that's very cool--offering to teach him how to care for cars.


.....

But lmao, this kid... I don't even know what to think with his letters and texts. He could be socially awkward....but man!
Those smiles, those exclamation marks, that huge heart. Then the tldr texts sprinkled with "I'm 16->17", "I'm bored and alone", he'll give you some "cookie dough". Lmao, I don't know if this is real!

^^^if it was a girl sending all that, I definitely wouldn't be attributing it to "social awkwardness".

10/10 read with a M. Night Shyamalan twist.

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post 1564475711 10-24-2018, 02:08 AM
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What page is it revealed its a federal agent texting OP?
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post 1564476311 10-24-2018, 02:37 AM
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The kid wants your solid snake, that would be incredibly unsettling tbh, I would just as nicely as possible tell him to go away.
post 1564476601 10-24-2018, 02:57 AM
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LMAO

G4P Corvette Edition - Starring ******* OP and creepy twink
I just came here on the internet to lie
post 1564477031 10-24-2018, 03:13 AM
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Seems like something a teenager would do. Prob a local neighbor girl who want da cawk.

Inb4 Chris Hansen at OP's door
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post 1564477081 10-24-2018, 03:13 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
what if I get drugged and my organs harvested


these two young girls did walk by my house 2 nights ago when i was working on my car.. hmm. way too young though (teens)
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post 1564477161 10-24-2018, 03:16 AM
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Creepy twink and crooked dink sittin' in a tree...
post 1564477391 10-24-2018, 03:26 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
nah i dont give off any gay vibes if thats what you're asking. only thing that I can think of is that he's an autist. a real one.
updates?
post 1564477551 10-24-2018, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Anbessa⏩
Seems like something a teenager would do. Prob a local neighbor girl who want da cawk.

Inb4 Chris Hansen at OP's door
Upon finishing the thread.......
I did not see the coming lmao.

Also OP allowing him over is suspect af, brb calling the feds.
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post 1564477761 10-24-2018, 03:38 AM
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1. Sounds like a sexually confused/gay teenager. Make it clear to him you're not interested and explain to him the dangers of what he is doing (sickos/rapists/AIDS).

or

2. He's trying to lure you into some weird blackmail scheme. Which in this case never been alone with him.

or

3. He's lonely and genuinely wants a friend-o so share some batter with.
post 1564477821 10-24-2018, 03:40 AM
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nice humble bragging there OP
post 1564479121 10-24-2018, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
now he wont stop texting me. thanks misc





brb offering cookie dough anytime anyone texts me back from here on out
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post 1564479231 10-24-2018, 04:30 AM
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Lol this thread is gold

Imagine a girl instead of this guy that’s about to turn 17. OP would have been in more trouble.

But I don’t understand the big written heart though. Either the kid is a young gay trying to find his first experiences with OP or he trolls the chit out of OP and ist laughing his ass of with his friends and they all think you’re gay now OP.


Also inb4 Halloween at OPs house
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post 1564479751 10-24-2018, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted By CrookedDink⏩
goddammit it's just some kid who stopped by to look at my vette. why is this ******* putting hearts on letters to grown ass men






should i tell his dad what hes up to?
post 1564482811 10-24-2018, 06:19 AM
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You obviously have that pillsbury doughboy physique that young gay adolense go for OP.
post 1564487841 10-24-2018, 07:46 AM
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amazing
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post 1564488221 10-24-2018, 07:51 AM
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in to witness the start of this beautiful gay relationship between OP and a 16 year old twink
post 1564488661 10-24-2018, 07:57 AM
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Well, this had an interesting ****gy plot twist lol.
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i think op did good with his response
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