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Saw The Last Jedi on Netflix and I can't even rewatch it
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Originally Posted By bearymanilowe⏩
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!you really cant see how episode 3 is at a minimum better than episode 6?
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11-21-2018, 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Tanerian⏩
This man sees.Worst "Good guy goes bad" story ever written.
He literally goes from "Troubled" To murdering children in like 5 minutes.
The entire Final Light Saber battle was boring as fuk. Just 2 dudes swinging their **** around for no reason. Luke vs Vader in EP6 was 10x more impactful and emotional, and it had almost no Saber flair.
Padme dies because "reasons".
He literally goes from "Troubled" To murdering children in like 5 minutes.
The entire Final Light Saber battle was boring as fuk. Just 2 dudes swinging their **** around for no reason. Luke vs Vader in EP6 was 10x more impactful and emotional, and it had almost no Saber flair.
Padme dies because "reasons".
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11-21-2018, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Your list is almost accurate besides RO being number 2. What the actual phuckStar Wars movie rankings:
1. ESB
2. RO
3. ANH
4. ROTS
5. ROTJ
6. PM
7. AOTC
99.TFA
10001. TLJ
1. ESB
2. RO
3. ANH
4. ROTS
5. ROTJ
6. PM
7. AOTC
99.TFA
10001. TLJ
11-21-2018, 04:21 PM
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Rian Johnson ruined the new trilogy.
11-21-2018, 04:59 PM
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worst part is there is nothing going into the 9th film to look foward to. No origional cast (if you dont include chewie and the droids but yeh) left, kylo is still the big baddie and rey perfect and good so its only going to go one way with either him turning good or some **** or him dying. Hopefully is flops and then people see the chit that this movies have really been.
11-21-2018, 07:24 PM
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11-21-2018, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted By LeJR⏩
No, it would have over shadowed everything else and they couldn't have that. Then he died anyways.We didn't even get a lightsaber battle with Luke before they killed him off
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11-21-2018, 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted By rectifryer⏩
heaven forbid the white cis male patriarch chitlord hero of the entire star wars saga be given a good send offNo, it would have over shadowed everything else and they couldn't have that. Then he died anyways.
11-21-2018, 07:56 PM
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11-22-2018, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted By Devils⏩
In my mind luke actually made his academy and is still training jedi, not some murder hobo

(Luke trains young jedi in that game.)
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11-22-2018, 04:14 AM
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Lol the first movie was ok.. you had some interesting stuff like who is Snoke/what's his background.. why had Luke gone into hiding.. etc. What did they do in the second movie? Kill Smoke without giving any backstory.. Kill off Luke and have him in a garbage storyline
Likes does anyone legit care about the 3 main characters?
Half the star wars YouTube videos after force awaken were theories on who Snoke is.. Who were Reys parents or what has Luke been doing.. They what shat on all 3
Likes does anyone legit care about the 3 main characters?
Half the star wars YouTube videos after force awaken were theories on who Snoke is.. Who were Reys parents or what has Luke been doing.. They what shat on all 3
11-22-2018, 04:31 AM
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11-22-2018, 04:45 AM
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11-22-2018, 04:52 AM
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Originally Posted By GolfPants⏩
fkn lol at the Double GotchaOne of the worst movies I have ever seen. I didn't like TFA, but TLJ was just on an entirely new level of bad.
The best critique/review of it I have seen..
The best critique/review of it I have seen..
11-22-2018, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Devils⏩
This. I still listen to the EU audiobooks and pretend that all this Disney stuff is just a really bad fanfic.In my mind luke actually made his academy and is still training jedi, not some murder hobo
11-22-2018, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By DCutch⏩
The Disney chit IS the fanfic...This. I still listen to the EU audiobooks and pretend that all this Disney stuff is just a really bad fanfic.
The real Star Wars has always been the EU. Episode 7,8,9 should have been about the Yuuzhan Vong, Jacen Solo falling to the dark side, and that final battle between him and his sister. SRS.
But Kathleen bitchkunt Kennedy had to push her feminist SJW liberal sith agenda upon Star Wars and ruin its legacy forever.
11-22-2018, 12:57 PM
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The books are light years ahead of the new ****... they should have just reformatted the Thrawn Trilogy to make sense with everyone being older + add in some Solo / Skywalker kids. Then turn one of them in the next trilogy.
I won't even watch the 9th one, there is literally nothing they can do to redeem it, it's impossible. They couldn't even let Luke kick someones ass in the last one, ****er was drinking titty milk and dying during meditation - unreal.
And ROTS had the bones of a really good movie. They just needed a better script/direction for the performances to be more believable all around. And make Anakin's fall more believable. After watching The Clone Wars (TV animated) it makes it a lot better TBH.
I won't even watch the 9th one, there is literally nothing they can do to redeem it, it's impossible. They couldn't even let Luke kick someones ass in the last one, ****er was drinking titty milk and dying during meditation - unreal.
And ROTS had the bones of a really good movie. They just needed a better script/direction for the performances to be more believable all around. And make Anakin's fall more believable. After watching The Clone Wars (TV animated) it makes it a lot better TBH.
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11-22-2018, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By wickedman⏩
Yeah brb noble jedi one moment then slaughtering toddlers the next moment.The books are light years ahead of the new ****... they should have just reformatted the Thrawn Trilogy to make sense with everyone being older + add in some Solo / Skywalker kids. Then turn one of them in the next trilogy.
I won't even watch the 9th one, there is literally nothing they can do to redeem it, it's impossible. They couldn't even let Luke kick someones ass in the last one, ****er was drinking titty milk and dying during meditation - unreal.
And ROTS had the bones of a really good movie. They just needed a better script/direction for the performances to be more believable all around. And make Anakin's fall more believable. After watching The Clone Wars (TV animated) it makes it a lot better TBH.
I won't even watch the 9th one, there is literally nothing they can do to redeem it, it's impossible. They couldn't even let Luke kick someones ass in the last one, ****er was drinking titty milk and dying during meditation - unreal.
And ROTS had the bones of a really good movie. They just needed a better script/direction for the performances to be more believable all around. And make Anakin's fall more believable. After watching The Clone Wars (TV animated) it makes it a lot better TBH.
And agreed on TCW cartoon. Anakin's charactet in that was exactly how he should have been in the movies, not some whiny little bitch.
11-22-2018, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
You shut your whore mouthStar Wars movie rankings:
1. ESB
2. RO
3. ANH
4. ROTS
5. ROTJ
6. PM
7. AOTC
99.TFA
10001. TLJ
1. ESB
2. RO
3. ANH
4. ROTS
5. ROTJ
6. PM
7. AOTC
99.TFA
10001. TLJ
1. ESB
2. ANH
3. ROTJ
4. RO
5. ROTS
6. PM
7. AOTC
8. TFA
9. CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
10. THE LAST SJW
This is the correct order.
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11-22-2018, 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Rogue One is definitely not better than ROTSYou shut your whore mouth
1. ESB
2. ANH
3. ROTJ
4. RO
5. ROTS
6. PM
7. AOTC
8. TFA
9. CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
10. THE LAST SJW
This is the correct order.
1. ESB
2. ANH
3. ROTJ
4. RO
5. ROTS
6. PM
7. AOTC
8. TFA
9. CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
10. THE LAST SJW
This is the correct order.
11-22-2018, 01:40 PM
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The Force Awakens - 4/10 too much fanservice, but an entertaining movie
Rogue One - 7/10 pretty cool characters, shocking ending but lacks some depths
Solo - 6/10 enjoyable but forgettable movie, they had the main character act too much like Harrison Ford, noone could pull off an impersonation without seeming a little cringe
The Last Jedi - 3/10 it had some amazing shots and impressive concept art, but Rian Johnson's writing is really dumb
Rogue One - 7/10 pretty cool characters, shocking ending but lacks some depths
Solo - 6/10 enjoyable but forgettable movie, they had the main character act too much like Harrison Ford, noone could pull off an impersonation without seeming a little cringe
The Last Jedi - 3/10 it had some amazing shots and impressive concept art, but Rian Johnson's writing is really dumb
Originally Posted By didact117⏩
Turning Luke into a half god than the EU did is also pretty bad.
11-22-2018, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By DCutch⏩
Yeah brb noble jedi one moment then slaughtering toddlers the next moment.
And agreed on TCW cartoon. Anakin's charactet in that was exactly how he should have been in the movies, not some whiny little bitch.
And agreed on TCW cartoon. Anakin's charactet in that was exactly how he should have been in the movies, not some whiny little bitch.
11-22-2018, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted By SazabiBrah⏩
ROTS was made for children with super over the top cringe dialogue. Man, George can't write a script to save his life. The movie was also half cartoon with wonky CGI and wacky characters. It felt so all over the place, and no real cohesiveness. Anakin's turn to the dark side was so contrived and silly too. I feel like they were trying too hard to make him look like an edge lord and I couldn't stand his whining.Rogue One is definitely not better than ROTS
Rogue one maybe lacked some heart, especially since the main character chick was boring. It also dragged on at some points but it felt like a Star Wars movie that was made for adults and put together well. Sure it wasn't the most exciting in the franchise since it was a prequel dating right before the real joocy stuff happens but it was still solid.
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11-22-2018, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Coal
Rogue One just seemed like an Akira Kurusawa seven samurai ripoff to me. Which I guess made it a good story. Most ripoffs are. Magnificent seven was good too.ROTS was made for children with super over the top cringe fest dialogue. Man George can't write a script to save his life. The movie was also half cartoon with wonky CGI and wacky characters. Anakin's turn to the dark side was so contrived and silly too. They were trying to hard to make him look like an edge lord and I couldn't stand his whining.
Rogue one maybe lacked some heart, especially since the main character chick was boring. It also dragged on at some points but it felt like a Star Wars movie that was made for adults and put together well. Sure it wasn't the most exciting in the franchise since it was a prequel dating right before the real joocy stuff happens but it was still solid.
Rogue one maybe lacked some heart, especially since the main character chick was boring. It also dragged on at some points but it felt like a Star Wars movie that was made for adults and put together well. Sure it wasn't the most exciting in the franchise since it was a prequel dating right before the real joocy stuff happens but it was still solid.
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11-22-2018, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
I agree with the above poster that RO was a 7ish. Not great, not bad either. Not original, sure. And yeah a little too much trying to please the Chinese markets, but still it did feel gritty and grown up. I did cringe at the joke Vader made and the excessive Kung fu by blind guy but can't remember cringing anywhere else... Which is great for a modern star wars lmao.Rogue One just seemed like an Akira Kurusawa seven samurai ripoff to me. Which I guess made it a good story. Most ripoffs are. Magnificent seven was good too.
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11-22-2018, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
Seven Samurai (and other Kurosawa films) are openly proclaimed sources of inspiration, that influenced Lucas when he created the original Trilogy. So, it wouldn't surprise me if the writers went back to Seven Samurai for inspiration.Rogue One just seemed like an Akira Kurusawa seven samurai ripoff to me. Which I guess made it a good story. Most ripoffs are. Magnificent seven was good too.
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Originally Posted By TheJediBrah⏩
The prequels are good movies- I really don't understand how they get so much hate. I can watch episode 3 whenever it's on tv, never find it boring. Seeing Anakin turn to the dark side and ultimately how he became Darth Vader was brilliant storytelling. The movie had a Star Wars feel, like you were immersed in that universe. You can't even compare it to the new movies - Anakin gains his power slowly over time, dude loses his hand in a fight and is supposed to be one of the most gifted jedis ever. Yet Rey can work magic with a lightsaber after 3 days - POS new movies absolutely ruined SW for me.Bro you are obsessed with your specific formula for what makes a movie "good". Stop trying to be a critic. If a movie is enjoyed by people then it can be considered good. It doesn't always need to have a perfect story, or tick all the boxes for a film school student analysing a movie.
Prequels had awesome fight scenes, beautifully designed scenery and alien characters and great music. I can rewatch them now as an adult over and over and still love them. TLJ I could barely get through the first time.
Prequels had awesome fight scenes, beautifully designed scenery and alien characters and great music. I can rewatch them now as an adult over and over and still love them. TLJ I could barely get through the first time.
11-22-2018, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Star wars 1 (a new hope) original was by far far far the most epic.Star Wars movie rankings:
1. ESB
2. RO
3. ANH
4. ROTS
5. ROTJ
6. PM
7. AOTC
99.TFA
10001. TLJ
1. ESB
2. RO
3. ANH
4. ROTS
5. ROTJ
6. PM
7. AOTC
99.TFA
10001. TLJ
Seeing the star destroyer first time, darth vader first time. The xwing space battle and falcon.
It was on another level. We had years for that to marinate into our memories before they did any prequels/sequels.
It wasnt the best story out of all the movies, but it was EASILY the most epic being the first.
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