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ยป post your poverty meal and I'll post a superior version (starting with spaghetti)
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post 1570763741 01-09-2019, 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted By kyle1922
poverty egg bruh from 1st page back, my eggs have improved a little lol
dont care to much since im stingy right now trying to hit financial and cutting goals

Heres something you can try, two cans of sardines (1 was mustard flavoring, other was just in oil) put cheese on it but didnt know how to get my tortilla, sour cream and cheese to work with the sardines, it tasted 4/10 but i still eat it like 2-3 days a week

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literally gagged. No desire at all to eat sardines. If salmon is still cheap at my grocery store next time I go maybe I'll make a salmon version. Or maybe some other fish.

is this a hot or cold wrap? if its hot. melt the cheese FFS.

in either case, drop the mustard, add some greens and salsa. Maybe a bit of lemon juice?
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post 1570764781 01-09-2019, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Matt413413
RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED RED
Anyone who speaks red able to translate?
Originally Posted By StrawberryTaco
holy fukkin hell do u buy 1000 island dressing by da fukkin pallet at costco ? no wonder ur pasta looks like a soupy fukkin pile of **** not fit 4 a infant . don fukkin ruin dececco spaghetti by drowning it in ur *******ty can of cheap tomatoes an some store bought shaker of italian seasoning mix

u gotta fukkin pile of those dipping cups on ur table to last a normal person a year da fukk ? sauce is supposed 2 enhance the taste not be da taste . nice job toasting the bread perfectly only 2 get both sides soggy as an adult diaper with all that 1000 island spooge . fukkin teenage eating habits die hard . . .
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
I don't remember who it was that just posted spaghetti and red sauce. But here is the non poverty version.





What makes it non-poverty?


spaghetti doesn't hold sauce as well as rigatoni (or the elbows) I run out of rigatoni so I used elbows. Still a much better choice than spaghetti.
san marzano tomatoes
red wine
tomato paste
long simmer
extra better added
noodles undercooked in water, finished cooking in sauce.

freshly grated parnesan cheese, as opposed to your poverty 0 cheese....seriously wtf bro?


unrelated to it being non-poverty, but I made a lot of it so I can reheat it whenever I want more. (It'd be better to always cook fresh noodles whenever you want to eat it again, but the whole point of me making a lot is so I can be lazy later so I'm willing to sacrifice a little quality on the reheats.)
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking *******.
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post 1570766711 01-09-2019, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
equal parts Ketchup & mayo makes a DAMN fine base though.
Its called fancy sauce
post 1570768031 01-09-2019, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver
Here improve my homemade shrimp ravioli, shellfish emulsion and seared scallops.





Spoiler!
jk looks perfect boyo
post 1570768921 01-09-2019, 08:41 PM
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Taco Salad.

4oz 85\15 ground beef.
Taco seasoning.
Shredded lettuce.
Mexican cheese.
6 packs of taco bell hot sauce.

Sometimes I crack two eggs, mix it up in the meat, and microwave it until cooked. **** the world. Protein.
post 1570778351 01-09-2019, 11:28 PM
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Originally Posted By NicholasMango
Heres your dececco with sauce made from fresh tomatoes.

Cooked identical quantities of noodles for an identical amount of time in approx identical water (One pot was larger, but I gave it more salt to compensate.)
and then mixed in an identical quantity of sauce.

This is probably the "stained" look you are accustomed to. But I prefer to finish cooking the noodles in the sauce, which inevitably leads to a lot more sauce on/in the noodles and plate.


Thoughts:

dececco was slightly thicker than Barilla. offered a slightly more pleasing bite imo. I like more substantial things.

However, the Barilla picked up the sauce better imo and had a slightly better flavor.

So overall I think its negligible.

Sauce was definitely better with the canned san marzano tomatoes than with these fresh ones. Like, they were similar, but the san marzano was better.

Here are the side by side pictures. Dececco is on the left, Barilla on the right.





da fukk is dis **** ? u done done fukked it up . 1st u poast riggatony dat looks like it was floating in da red sea b4 fukkin moses got done with it cuz so much fukkin ****ty can sause and now it looks like u squeezed a fukkin walmart tomatoe over da top of dat **** . have sum fukkin respekt when coking dececco

fukkin neglible my fukkin azz u got a tin pallet . u prolly drink fukkin 4loco cuz u like da taste but don like da buzz cuz u might pee on ur ballet shooz.

i wan u to print ur poast out an stick it on da wall in front of ur crapper so u can read it every time ur spackling da bowl untill chit makes cents 2 fukkin cents
post 1570778691 01-09-2019, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By kyle1922
poverty egg bruh from 1st page back, my eggs have improved a little lol
dont care to much since im stingy right now trying to hit financial and cutting goals

Heres something you can try, two cans of sardines (1 was mustard flavoring, other was just in oil) put cheese on it but didnt know how to get my tortilla, sour cream and cheese to work with the sardines, it tasted 4/10 but i still eat it like 2-3 days a week


holy fukkin hell da fukk is goin on up in ur dome bro ? u have 2 be 90yo 2 buy fukkin sardeans didn u get carded ?

but yo bro u poasted sumthing op can improve on . just open a can of fukkin alpo split a pigeons azz open an toss all dat chit on a fukkin newspaper . . .
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