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trying out for the Senior tour?
04-30-2019, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
You'd rather be able to hit the ball really far then actually be good?I could clear the fence 275 yards out and 50 feet high with a 4 iron at the driving range when I was young and golfed
I'd much rather have that accomplishment than be a mediocre pussy who is the weakest of everyone he knows, and has to use a 5 iron from 50 yards away to make the green
I'd much rather have that accomplishment than be a mediocre pussy who is the weakest of everyone he knows, and has to use a 5 iron from 50 yards away to make the green
05-01-2019, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted By SpermWhale⏩
I would never do any real damage as a pro. My long game isn’t far off, if I can hit it harder without losing control. Around and on the greens is a totally different matter. Even the guys on tour who are regarded as ‘weak’ putters would annihilate anyone at my club.trying out for the Senior tour?
I think it’s a bit like snooker or darts..your eyes line up a certain way, or they don’t, it’s genetic. The best were better than me the first time they ever picked up a putter, a cue or a dart.
Anyway short answer, yes I will try and qualify for a few events as an amateur if I can get down near scratch
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05-01-2019, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Love people like you. Always counting their cash out to me in the bar whilst talking about the drive they nutted on 12I could clear the fence 275 yards out and 50 feet high with a 4 iron at the driving range when I was young and golfed
I'd much rather have that accomplishment than be a mediocre pussy who is the weakest of everyone he knows, and has to use a 5 iron from 50 yards away to make the green
I'd much rather have that accomplishment than be a mediocre pussy who is the weakest of everyone he knows, and has to use a 5 iron from 50 yards away to make the green
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05-01-2019, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By DrWilliam⏩
It’s an epidemic round here.Lol at OP offering to fly out and play any of the miscers talking chit ITT for $10k and nobody will even take him up
Pussies gonna pussy
Pussies gonna pussy
Make ridiculous claims with no evidence that end up getting disproved anyway
Call out others on genuine achievements and run the other way when challenged
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05-01-2019, 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Bruh. You are 44 years old trying to prove yourself to strangers...could you be any more insecure?It’s an epidemic round here.
Make ridiculous claims with no evidence that end up getting disproved anyway
Call out others on genuine achievements and run the other way when challenged
Make ridiculous claims with no evidence that end up getting disproved anyway
Call out others on genuine achievements and run the other way when challenged
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05-01-2019, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By iifymbro⏩
Solid bro, nice rotation through the ballactual scratch to 3 handicap checking in
"To get what you've never had, you must be willing to do what you've never done"
05-01-2019, 10:42 AM
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No offense man, as I'm sure you score really well, but the guys above are kind of right. You do swing like the older guys I occasionally play with when I tee off early morning. And, yes, they typically score better than I do.
In fact, the old guys usually piss me off when they do score better than I and can't hit a 200 yard drive. 400 yard par 4 usually goes something like. Driver 185 yards - 3/5 wood 150 yards - pitch - putt = PAR. The only holes they seem to bogey are the par 5's.
Then, it gets worse for me when after every shot I hit they say, "I used to be able to hit it that far."
In fact, the old guys usually piss me off when they do score better than I and can't hit a 200 yard drive. 400 yard par 4 usually goes something like. Driver 185 yards - 3/5 wood 150 yards - pitch - putt = PAR. The only holes they seem to bogey are the par 5's.
Then, it gets worse for me when after every shot I hit they say, "I used to be able to hit it that far."
You don't have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great.
05-01-2019, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
At my club we call them "senior tee bandits". can't reach the green in 2 but they'll get up and down 90% of the time. half them here chip with hybrids to near perfection.No offense man, as I'm sure you score really well, but the guys above are kind of right. You do swing like the older guys I occasionally play with when I tee off early morning. And, yes, they typically score better than I do.
In fact, the old guys usually piss me off when they do score better than I and can't hit a 200 yard drive. 400 yard par 4 usually goes something like. Driver 185 yards - 3/5 wood 150 yards - pitch - putt = PAR. The only holes they seem to bogey are the par 5's.
Then, it gets worse for me when after every shot I hit they say, "I used to be able to hit it that far."
In fact, the old guys usually piss me off when they do score better than I and can't hit a 200 yard drive. 400 yard par 4 usually goes something like. Driver 185 yards - 3/5 wood 150 yards - pitch - putt = PAR. The only holes they seem to bogey are the par 5's.
Then, it gets worse for me when after every shot I hit they say, "I used to be able to hit it that far."
05-01-2019, 11:28 AM
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I have flipped a golf cart and flown out more than once (on accident) and shoot in the 80s and 90s but I still enjoy playing golf. I use TaylorMade burner clubs and my great grandfathers putter from like the ****en 70s heh but I like it.
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05-01-2019, 11:53 AM
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Key to golf is not getting in trouble, not duffing chips and not 3 jacking on the greens.
Sam this is a fitness forum, no one cares about your game at the dog park or cow pasture you call a country club.
Sam this is a fitness forum, no one cares about your game at the dog park or cow pasture you call a country club.
05-01-2019, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Didn’t you say you were carrying 4 irons 275 yards?Bruh. You are 44 years old trying to prove yourself to strangers...could you be any more insecure?
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05-01-2019, 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
no...Didn’t you say you were carrying 4 irons 275 yards?
Forever alone? Attraction and keeping the girl chasing you - http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=131498033
You will never know your limits, unless you push yourself past the imaginary lines you have drawn in the sand.
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05-01-2019, 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
No offense taken. I was trying to explain the above swing is a practise drill (since I’m switching to a 1 plane swing). Obviously I didn’t get to a 2 handicap burbling it 200 yards.No offense man, as I'm sure you score really well, but the guys above are kind of right. You do swing like the older guys I occasionally play with when I tee off early morning. And, yes, they typically score better than I do.
In fact, the old guys usually piss me off when they do score better than I and can't hit a 200 yard drive. 400 yard par 4 usually goes something like. Driver 185 yards - 3/5 wood 150 yards - pitch - putt = PAR. The only holes they seem to bogey are the par 5's.
Then, it gets worse for me when after every shot I hit they say, "I used to be able to hit it that far."
In fact, the old guys usually piss me off when they do score better than I and can't hit a 200 yard drive. 400 yard par 4 usually goes something like. Driver 185 yards - 3/5 wood 150 yards - pitch - putt = PAR. The only holes they seem to bogey are the par 5's.
Then, it gets worse for me when after every shot I hit they say, "I used to be able to hit it that far."
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05-01-2019, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy⏩
I’ve played dozens of tour courses in several countries.Key to golf is not getting in trouble, not duffing chips and not 3 jacking on the greens.
Sam this is a fitness forum, no one cares about your game at the dog park or cow pasture you call a country club.
Sam this is a fitness forum, no one cares about your game at the dog park or cow pasture you call a country club.
And please put your 13 inch cannons away, you’re scaring the bodybuilders here
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05-02-2019, 01:27 AM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Sorry that was some other idiotno...
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05-02-2019, 01:53 AM
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Do you even lift
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05-02-2019, 02:06 AM
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Nah, I’ve climbed that mountain this is a new challenge
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05-11-2019, 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted By litljay⏩
New video, 3 wood fades off the deck, closer to proper speed. I don’t doubt there will still be people ITT insisting I’m burbling it 130 yards (FYI these are a little over 200 carry which again, isn’t long, but golf is about being ‘long enough’ which I am..)No offense man, as I'm sure you score really well, but the guys above are kind of right. You do swing like the older guys I occasionally play with when I tee off early morning. And, yes, they typically score better than I do.
In fact, the old guys usually piss me off when they do score better than I and can't hit a 200 yard drive. 400 yard par 4 usually goes something like. Driver 185 yards - 3/5 wood 150 yards - pitch - putt = PAR. The only holes they seem to bogey are the par 5's.
Then, it gets worse for me when after every shot I hit they say, "I used to be able to hit it that far."
In fact, the old guys usually piss me off when they do score better than I and can't hit a 200 yard drive. 400 yard par 4 usually goes something like. Driver 185 yards - 3/5 wood 150 yards - pitch - putt = PAR. The only holes they seem to bogey are the par 5's.
Then, it gets worse for me when after every shot I hit they say, "I used to be able to hit it that far."
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05-11-2019, 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted By DrWilliam⏩
Still waiting..Lol at OP offering to fly out and play any of the miscers talking chit ITT for $10k and nobody will even take him up
Pussies gonna pussy
Pussies gonna pussy
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05-11-2019, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
How can he be any more insecure than any other miscer here boasting how aesthetic they are or how much they can lift?Bruh. You are 44 years old trying to prove yourself to strangers...could you be any more insecure?
"For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16)
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
Fukin lmao. 160 yd 3 wood. Lol @ fade. Only thing keeping that from a slice is it's not in the air long enough.New video, 3 wood fades off the deck, closer to proper speed. I don’t doubt there will still be people ITT insisting I’m burbling it 130 yards (FYI these are a little over 200 carry which again, isn’t long, but golf is about being ‘long enough’ which I am..)
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.
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05-11-2019, 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
Yep and rich toogolfing is a geeks sport
05-11-2019, 07:05 PM
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LOL @ 160 yd 3 wood. My dead handicapped grandma hits the ball further fcken LMFAO
05-11-2019, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted By samsbolton⏩
YikesNew video, 3 wood fades off the deck, closer to proper speed. I don’t doubt there will still be people ITT insisting I’m burbling it 130 yards (FYI these are a little over 200 carry which again, isn’t long, but golf is about being ‘long enough’ which I am..)
Amazing what some people think is worth recording
05-11-2019, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
I offered you a game about 12 times, said I would come to you, it was easy money for you..and you pissed your pants and ran off.Fukin lmao. 160 yd 3 wood. Lol @ fade. Only thing keeping that from a slice is it's not in the air long enough.
And if you think any of those were 160 yards, you’re an even bigger fukkin idiot than I realised, as well as a chicken.
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05-12-2019, 04:12 PM
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^ HeyZeus, I’ll give you an example. I personally can’t stand bobdigit on this forum. I think he’s a smug self righteous narcissist who negs me on threads that have zero to do with him, just because.
Now, Im not one of those who says there is little to no skill in powerlifting, or that it’s ultimately down to how much creatine you take. Fact is, he squats more than I do, and THEREFORE you won’t find a single post from me claiming he’s rubbish at squatting or that I could beat him at it.
You, though, sneer at my videos, say that I’m terrible at golf..and then, when I call you out and offer to play you anywhere, any time, for any amount of money, you run away snivelling like the pathetic child you are. See the difference?
Imbecile.
Now, Im not one of those who says there is little to no skill in powerlifting, or that it’s ultimately down to how much creatine you take. Fact is, he squats more than I do, and THEREFORE you won’t find a single post from me claiming he’s rubbish at squatting or that I could beat him at it.
You, though, sneer at my videos, say that I’m terrible at golf..and then, when I call you out and offer to play you anywhere, any time, for any amount of money, you run away snivelling like the pathetic child you are. See the difference?
Imbecile.
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05-12-2019, 04:24 PM
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You seem pretty worked up.
This really means a lot to you, doesn't it?
This really means a lot to you, doesn't it?
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