01-26-2019, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By drvillain⏩
He already smashed so you’re wrong.sounds like friend zone to me. She's just " one of the guys"
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01-26-2019, 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
This right here. As long as she uses wet wipes instead of toilet paper then it's all good. If not, no thx jeff.That's a ****ing keeper if i ever saw one. She's real as hell.
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01-26-2019, 12:30 PM
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In on literal chit test.
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01-26-2019, 12:31 PM
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Has he already smashed? If a FWB said something like this and it's in-line with the general tone of humor it wouldn't even be weird, just funny. But if this is like, a brand new friendship that does seem weird to me.
01-26-2019, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted By CrimsonSteel⏩
I've added additional cliffs in OP regarding thisHas he already smashed? If a FWB said something like this and it's in-line with the general tone of humor it wouldn't even be weird, just funny. But if this is like, a brand new friendship that does seem weird to me.
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01-26-2019, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
Yeah because my other gun is always hot nomsayin. That's it boyo. And see if I catch a wiff we're gonna be having a 2 hour powerpoint presentation on how to properly wipe, that is unacceptable. I have before and I'll stop fuking and send them to the bathroom to get their fukin life together.
Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs
Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs
01-26-2019, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
LOLYeah because my other gun is always hot nomsayin. That's it boyo. And see if I catch a wiff we're gonna be having a 2 hour powerpoint presentation on how to properly wipe, that is unacceptable. I have before and I'll stop fuking and send them to the bathroom to get their fukin life together.
Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs
Also I think I posted the story on here before, but the worst was this onetime I was laying in bed with my ex getting ready to go to sleep and I went to initiate sex like I usually do by starting to kiss her and slippin my finger in that angus lightly pressing on it, and it fukin felt extra moist and I was like wtf. So I strategically slowed my roll and uninitiated, and when she wasn't looking I sniffed my fingers and smelt a strong smell of poo, so I was like this bish needs to get her life together, so waited until she fell asleep hiding my fingers off the edge of the bed and when she fell asleep I put them in her mouth and she woke up and was like "what the fuk are you doing, why do you have chit on your fingers" and was snapping on me, and I was like "it's your chit you dirty bish, go the fuk in the bathroom and sort your life out" and she started crying on me out of embarrassment, saying that I was a fukin dikhead, telling me that she had hemorrhoids (heavy squats) so she didn't want to hurt them and ran in the bathroom crying and locked herself in there. No fukin excuses though, chit never happened again srs
Fukn lost it when I read this.
01-26-2019, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
haha my man! im the same way. chilling talking to my girl in the bathroom while dropping a turd. no ****s givenYeah lmao, I'm a straight up savage srs. Girlfriends always hate it because I'll come in the bathroom and literally sit in front of them chillin/talking while they are pooping and vice versa and will fuk them directly after, still in the bathroom sometimes. (I'm not into chitting or pissing on each other though, that is fukin groce, and you better fukin wipe well after your use the bathroom)
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01-26-2019, 01:35 PM
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Pretty funny tbh, and she's a cheater so she's a keeper?
Also nothing like boning doggy and knowing for a fact the girl has taken a chit in the last few hours with out showering
Also nothing like boning doggy and knowing for a fact the girl has taken a chit in the last few hours with out showering
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01-26-2019, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By peterplsss⏩
but I was prepared to wait however long to set my plan in motion that night.
Disgusting dedication boyo lmao
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01-26-2019, 01:45 PM
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01-26-2019, 02:22 PM
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Where’s the updates sucka?
01-26-2019, 02:36 PM
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I mean the chick seems chill if she talks like that, but personally i like some discretion. Saw my ex when we were together picking her nose in front of me. Not really something that's attractive to look at even though we all do it.
She also farted in her sleep when we were in the same bed. I almost choked to death. Not that i blame her for it because she was asleep, but damn. Makes me appreciate sleeping alone a lot more. Now i don't have to hold it in myself and wake up with stomach pains.
She also farted in her sleep when we were in the same bed. I almost choked to death. Not that i blame her for it because she was asleep, but damn. Makes me appreciate sleeping alone a lot more. Now i don't have to hold it in myself and wake up with stomach pains.
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01-26-2019, 02:42 PM
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If you have been together.for like 3 years ok.
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01-26-2019, 02:44 PM
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01-26-2019, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1⏩
What kinda updates you looking for? If she wiped?Where’s the updates sucka?
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01-26-2019, 05:10 PM
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I would think that means you've been friend zoned. I can't see a scenario where a girl would be interested in a relationship or sex with you, yet mention so bluntly that she's prairie dogging a huge sh!t
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