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Have any of you ever had sexual relations with an old lady? (65+)
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Back in my heavy drug days I'd get chitfaced at bars and pull all sorts of old women lol. Oldest prob 55? I think I don't really remember in b4 I'm #metoo'd
It was something like this...
It was something like this...
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Oldest I've done is 57 (15 years older than me). Have been with many age 50+, including one great grandma who was 54. I regret nothing.
01-29-2019, 02:16 PM
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Ive had 58 married for 35 years. She sucked in bed nothing like i expected.
01-29-2019, 02:21 PM
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Oops I forgot a couple. I think the chick in Cleveland was over 60 and I can't remember how old poverty Anne Archer was she might have been 60.
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Don't let an old Christian lady fool you. They likes to get freaky n' chit.Which airport was this again? For research I mean...
01-29-2019, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
So does it feel...mmmmm..dry?Oops I forgot a couple. I think the chick in Cleveland was over 60 and I can't remember how old poverty Anne Archer was she might have been 60.

01-29-2019, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Of course not.So does it feel...mmmmm..dry?

That's a myth. A properly turned on woman still gets wet post menopause.
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01-29-2019, 02:24 PM
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Possibly.
Went home with a chick from bar one night drunk off my ass, but the bisch baited and switched me to her older uglier friend when we got to her place. Nice place, the old whore took her dentures out and blew me then said how she was looking for a young guy to take care of. I zipped up and split.
Went home with a chick from bar one night drunk off my ass, but the bisch baited and switched me to her older uglier friend when we got to her place. Nice place, the old whore took her dentures out and blew me then said how she was looking for a young guy to take care of. I zipped up and split.
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01-29-2019, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin⏩
jesus christ.She has that disease that makes you shake and speak shakily and was on medication for it, that apparently turns the horneness up a lot
edit: had*. This was a couple years ago and she is likely gone now
edit: had*. This was a couple years ago and she is likely gone now
01-29-2019, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Your boyfriend is a fukking cuck.Lmao I have a boyfriend but if I were single I’d definitely consider it. I’m not big on casual sex but I may make an exception if the chance comes up and I’m single (or bf gives permission).
01-29-2019, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
So you like twinks?Jared Leto looks 25 which is the only reason I find him attractive
He is literally top 1% of dudes that age and you can’t really use him as the bar
He is literally top 1% of dudes that age and you can’t really use him as the bar
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01-29-2019, 02:45 PM
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Metrosexual granny fetish macron digs it, he is 39 and she is 64





01-29-2019, 02:46 PM
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NO. Nope. No way....huh uh....
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01-29-2019, 02:52 PM
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Fkng gross , even the thought
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01-29-2019, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball⏩
like the Black DeathHer pussy smelt like 18th century London
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just decide on what you ACTUALLY want and then make it happen. thats it. ignore the rest and put in the work and one day you'll find your happy - vampirelol
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01-29-2019, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
aren’t you like 60?Fkng gross , even the thought
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.
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01-29-2019, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie⏩
Off topic but would you give your bf permission to fukk another woman?Lmao I have a boyfriend but if I were single I’d definitely consider it. I’m not big on casual sex but I may make an exception if the chance comes up and I’m single (or bf gives permission).
Had a chance once but she was flat chested and the main thing that interests me about women are the teddies, srs. I’ve had a fascination with teddies since forever.
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Had a chance once but she was flat chested and the main thing that interests me about women are the teddies, srs. I’ve had a fascination with teddies since forever.
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01-29-2019, 08:37 PM
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01-29-2019, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat⏩
Fukin lmao!bags of dust
I’m 47 and still fit, I can’t imagine banging a 70+ y/o unless she was not saggy and smelled like a nursing home, penor wouldn’t work.
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01-29-2019, 08:43 PM
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I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.
She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.
I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.
Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.
She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.
She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...
I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.
I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.
She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.
I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.
Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.
She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.
She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...
I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.
I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.
She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
01-29-2019, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I'm talkin legit old. Wrinkly and everything.
Did y'all fuk? Did she suck you off after taking her dentures out? One of y'all has to have done this, and I wanna hear some stories.
Did y'all fuk? Did she suck you off after taking her dentures out? One of y'all has to have done this, and I wanna hear some stories.

01-29-2019, 08:50 PM
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65+? watt..
47 was my oldest. Its all downhil from there.
though, I have seen some hot 50 year olds. Mostly of the asian variety
47 was my oldest. Its all downhil from there.
though, I have seen some hot 50 year olds. Mostly of the asian variety
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Originally Posted By doughnutking⏩
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.
She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.
I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.
Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.
She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.
She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...
I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.
I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.
She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.
I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.
Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.
She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.
She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...
I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.
I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.
She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.

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