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post 1572403391 01-29-2019, 01:57 PM
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Nina Hartley is 59 and could still get it
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post 1572404201 01-29-2019, 02:05 PM
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Back in my heavy drug days I'd get chitfaced at bars and pull all sorts of old women lol. Oldest prob 55? I think I don't really remember in b4 I'm #metoo'd

It was something like this...

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post 1572404801 01-29-2019, 02:10 PM
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Oldest I've done is 57 (15 years older than me). Have been with many age 50+, including one great grandma who was 54. I regret nothing.
post 1572405311 01-29-2019, 02:16 PM
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Ive had 58 married for 35 years. She sucked in bed nothing like i expected.
post 1572405801 01-29-2019, 02:21 PM
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Oops I forgot a couple. I think the chick in Cleveland was over 60 and I can't remember how old poverty Anne Archer was she might have been 60.
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post 1572405821 01-29-2019, 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
Which airport was this again? For research I mean...
Don't let an old Christian lady fool you. They likes to get freaky n' chit.
post 1572405861 01-29-2019, 02:22 PM
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post 1572405971 01-29-2019, 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
Oops I forgot a couple. I think the chick in Cleveland was over 60 and I can't remember how old poverty Anne Archer was she might have been 60.
So does it feel...mmmmm..dry?
post 1572406101 01-29-2019, 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40
So does it feel...mmmmm..dry?
Of course not.

That's a myth. A properly turned on woman still gets wet post menopause.
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post 1572406111 01-29-2019, 02:24 PM
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Possibly.

Went home with a chick from bar one night drunk off my ass, but the bisch baited and switched me to her older uglier friend when we got to her place. Nice place, the old whore took her dentures out and blew me then said how she was looking for a young guy to take care of. I zipped up and split.
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post 1572406201 01-29-2019, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1
Of course not.

That's a myth. A properly turned on woman still gets wet post menopause.
Good to know.
post 1572406621 01-29-2019, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By ScramFranklin
She has that disease that makes you shake and speak shakily and was on medication for it, that apparently turns the horneness up a lot

edit: had*. This was a couple years ago and she is likely gone now
jesus christ.
post 1572407421 01-29-2019, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie
Lmao I have a boyfriend but if I were single I’d definitely consider it. I’m not big on casual sex but I may make an exception if the chance comes up and I’m single (or bf gives permission).
Your boyfriend is a fukking cuck.
post 1572407691 01-29-2019, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie
Jared Leto looks 25 which is the only reason I find him attractive

He is literally top 1% of dudes that age and you can’t really use him as the bar
So you like twinks?

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post 1572408271 01-29-2019, 02:45 PM
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Metrosexual granny fetish macron digs it, he is 39 and she is 64


post 1572408421 01-29-2019, 02:46 PM
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NO. Nope. No way....huh uh....
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post 1572409021 01-29-2019, 02:52 PM
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wtf am i reading
post 1572431511 01-29-2019, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By fishnbrah
wtf am i reading
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post 1572431921 01-29-2019, 07:45 PM
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Fkng gross , even the thought
Back with my Fam
post 1572432881 01-29-2019, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By rollerball
Her pussy smelt like 18th century London
like the Black Death
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post 1572433811 01-29-2019, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
Fkng gross , even the thought
aren’t you like 60?
Be patient like the mountain. And you will learn to be strong.

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post 1572434161 01-29-2019, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie
aren’t you like 60?
I bet his balls are like 80.
post 1572434951 01-29-2019, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Maylie
Lmao I have a boyfriend but if I were single I’d definitely consider it. I’m not big on casual sex but I may make an exception if the chance comes up and I’m single (or bf gives permission).

Had a chance once but she was flat chested and the main thing that interests me about women are the teddies, srs. I’ve had a fascination with teddies since forever.

Rarely watch porn but only watch lesbian porn crew
Off topic but would you give your bf permission to fukk another woman?
post 1572435281 01-29-2019, 08:37 PM
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post 1572435541 01-29-2019, 08:42 PM
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I don’t remember the last time I saw a fukkable 60 year old in person. Save some rarities, that’s just granny territory and not into that. No thanks jeff
post 1572435561 01-29-2019, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted By EdwardTheGreat
bags of dust
Fukin lmao!


I’m 47 and still fit, I can’t imagine banging a 70+ y/o unless she was not saggy and smelled like a nursing home, penor wouldn’t work.
I loe e.
post 1572435681 01-29-2019, 08:43 PM
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I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
post 1572435941 01-29-2019, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress
I'm talkin legit old. Wrinkly and everything.

Did y'all fuk? Did she suck you off after taking her dentures out? One of y'all has to have done this, and I wanna hear some stories.
post 1572436251 01-29-2019, 08:50 PM
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65+? watt..

47 was my oldest. Its all downhil from there.
though, I have seen some hot 50 year olds. Mostly of the asian variety
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post 1572436301 01-29-2019, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
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