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post 1572376761 01-29-2019, 08:53 AM
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Have any of you ever had sexual relations with an old lady? (65+)

I'm talkin legit old. Wrinkly and everything.

Did y'all fuk? Did she suck you off after taking her dentures out? One of y'all has to have done this, and I wanna hear some stories.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572376931 01-29-2019, 08:55 AM
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haram. oldest smash I have under my belt is 37.
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post 1572376981 01-29-2019, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted By W1LLW⏩
haram. oldest smash I have under my belt is 37.
We're on a site of fit young dudes. Somebody has to have pleased a sugar momma somewhere.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572377001 01-29-2019, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I'm talkin legit old. Wrinkly and everything.

Did y'all fuk? Did she suck you off after taking her dentures out? One of y'all has to have done this, and I wanna hear some stories.
I'm still gonna have my own teeth in twenty years thank you very much. (I hope)
post 1572377031 01-29-2019, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I'm still gonna have my own teeth in twenty years thank you very much. (I hope)
If they fall out, holla at me
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572377111 01-29-2019, 08:58 AM
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Smashed a 47 year old Yoga instructor sloot some years back...She had natural D's...which fell to about her belly button at that point in life. Along with a vag that you had to bottom out on to bust. Gave legit 10/10 head tho.

That said...I don't recommend making that poor life choice of mine OP.
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post 1572377141 01-29-2019, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
If they fall out, holla at me
Allrighty.
post 1572377201 01-29-2019, 09:00 AM
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late 40's for me, over twice my age at the time.
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post 1572377291 01-29-2019, 09:01 AM
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post 1572377361 01-29-2019, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I'm talkin legit old. Wrinkly and everything.

Did y'all fuk? Did she suck you off after taking her dentures out? One of y'all has to have done this, and I wanna hear some stories.
calling Leoslayer...

Has anyone seen Leoslayer???
post 1572377381 01-29-2019, 09:02 AM
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I don't know any women even in their 50s who I find attractive enough. Not to say attractive ~50 year olds don't exist because they do, but I don't know 'em
post 1572377541 01-29-2019, 09:04 AM
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Can confirm, I was old lady
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post 1572377701 01-29-2019, 09:07 AM
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post 1572378131 01-29-2019, 09:12 AM
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No the oldest was 60.

PM me an offsite email adrs.
U
post 1572378261 01-29-2019, 09:13 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
No the oldest was 60.

PM me an offsite email adrs.
Now I'm curious as fuk
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572378271 01-29-2019, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
No the oldest was 60.

PM me an offsite email adrs.
No you're not sending any PM's you punk, you share the story here.
post 1572378311 01-29-2019, 09:14 AM
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No thanks I have a sensitive dink, if the pussy isn't soaking wet it's a hell no from me buddy.

Not into sticking my dink in sand
post 1572378391 01-29-2019, 09:15 AM
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Im not gay but $20 is $20 (no homo)
post 1572378421 01-29-2019, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
No you're not sending any PM's you punk, you share the story here.
This would be bannable. But if he sends me email
U
post 1572378551 01-29-2019, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
This would be bannable. But if he sends me email
Hmmm..illegal activities with the granny..
post 1572378681 01-29-2019, 09:18 AM
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I know an overweight woman in her 60's who went through at least 15 young Chads srs. Kind of blew my mind after all of the "wall" cope you read on misc.
post 1572378741 01-29-2019, 09:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Hmmm..illegal activities with the granny..
Your nasty ass is tryin to see some chit I see. Why not send a PM?
Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
I know an overweight woman in her 60's who went through at least 15 young Chads srs. Kind of blew my mind after all of the "wall" cope you read on misc.
The urge to nut is incredibly strong.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1572378961 01-29-2019, 09:20 AM
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In for stories.
post 1572379051 01-29-2019, 09:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Your nasty ass is tryin to see some chit I see. Why not send a PM?
You first, I'm scared.
post 1572379451 01-29-2019, 09:26 AM
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post 1572379921 01-29-2019, 09:30 AM
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post 1572380121 01-29-2019, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
Your nasty ass is tryin to see some chit I see. Why not send a PM?

The urge to nut is incredibly strong.
Sent. Check your box.
U
post 1572380181 01-29-2019, 09:33 AM
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I will also take a step for science.
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
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WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
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This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1572380221 01-29-2019, 09:33 AM
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52 when I was 28. Was not good.
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post 1572380281 01-29-2019, 09:34 AM
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Jesus, is this what you use your black magic on? senior citizens?

At least you can get the early bird special in the morning.
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