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Thread: Will rep any female who Vacaroo's this and posts....

post 1583216511 07-03-2019, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted By redraider86⏩
I haven't had a real, live carb in like, a month. That's probably why.
*applause*. If I go low carb for a few weeks I can feel my canine teeth self-sharpening, seriously - as they are while I type this out. On spread of course but reps for that vocaroo.
post 1583216921 07-03-2019, 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1gn8R8pz6E4

Its actually not as bad when I read from a script believe it or not
You sound like ice cube brah.
“Steroids is now just a word that the lazy and ignorant use to describe any guy that has more muscle and dedication than them”– Mike O'Hearn


"I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the gym; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming backstage; when I pump up, when I pose out in front of 5000 people I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."
post 1583217491 07-03-2019, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted By kingmanaverage⏩
You sound like ice cube brah.
LMFAO never heard that one before. TWF I missed my calling and could've been a rap superstar
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post 1583217941 07-03-2019, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
i even got some fly music for the background bby...

https://vocaroo.com/i/s10gMGJH2fjx



post 1583218621 07-03-2019, 09:45 AM
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Edit: Lmao^^^^^!


eh...had to put this quality stuff to something...

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post 1583218961 07-03-2019, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Edit: Lmao^^^^^!


eh...had to put this quality stuff to something...

bruh

lmao
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post 1583219001 07-03-2019, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
Edit: Lmao^^^^^!


eh...had to put this quality stuff to something...




LOL got dang.


Charlie Sheen had great hair.
post 1583220631 07-03-2019, 10:14 AM
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Fukin' Rich.

lol
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post 1583221081 07-03-2019, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
Shoulda edited the ending dude

Wasted opportunity

Each one of us is Zyzz and Oinkbrah
Ya know, i do actually have a JOB i have to work at. Jesus H..fkn women aren't happy unless you're bitchin
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post 1583222191 07-03-2019, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
-be me
-fuk my boss at work in the closet every tuesday after lunch
-he wants anal
-awkward as chit
-start sticking it out
-not so awkward
-Sasha Grey is my inspiration
-presentation again
-trembling
-just keep telling myself "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-get confident
-my turn
-he gets up there
-shaking uncontrollably
-start telling myself "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-boss says I can cum anytime
-I start off with "i'm a dirty ass whore"
-at this point I'm so stuffed up, my stomach starts rumbling
-"i'm a dirty ass whore"
-repeat at least 4 more times
-about to blackout
-outside the room, people are saying "Oh my god, are they fuking?"
-girls start laughing
-closet door flops open
-I pass out
-hit head on the corner of the door
-minor concussion and immediate diarrhea
-Police think my boss raped me
-coworkers call me dirty asswhore
-nickname eventually turns into dirty asshoel
-i haven't heard my real name in months
-haven't been this depressed since the GoT finale

reps for life to any female micer that reads this and vocaroo
pls...someone pls
post 1583222611 07-03-2019, 10:46 AM
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@Rabbit

Are you from Preston/Lanc???

You sound like an old fwb cot dammit
aidiosmio
post 1583222841 07-03-2019, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted By footmenrow⏩
@Rabbit

Are you from Preston/Lanc???

You sound like an old fwb cot dammit
This. Just. Got. Saucy.
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they call me Don Taters
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This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1583223621 07-03-2019, 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted By footmenrow⏩
@Rabbit

Are you from Preston/Lanc???

You sound like an old fwb cot dammit
The day the misc finally ended it was because footmenrow got so many PMs requesting old noods from a former fwb that the entire site crashed never to be brought back online
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post 1583223821 07-03-2019, 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
The day the misc finally ended it was because footmenrow got so many PMs requesting old noods from a former fwb that the entire site crashed never to be brought back online
Pm requesting written detail of her nips already sent
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
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WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1583224301 07-03-2019, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LOL, have I ever struck you as the type of woman who would accept FWB as a status?

Also how cool would it be if his name was Dave
Originally Posted By Dave
the areolae surrounding the nipples a deep dusky pink, those nipples dark and swollen, like two ripe berries waiting to be tasted. Eaten.


Nohomo
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1583224971 07-03-2019, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LOL, have I ever struck you as the type of woman who would accept FWB as a status?
No but we were all young and dumb at one point. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
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post 1583226831 07-03-2019, 11:46 AM
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This thread is so odd but satisfying at the same time.
St. Louis Blues Crew
I cannot suck my entire dong but I can lollipop the head crew
It might be short but it sure is skinny crew
RICHSTRONG's personal s*x toy
post 1583229561 07-03-2019, 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb⏩
LMAO fukken awesome

round the world we go

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcvP9WdJtC

c'mon Cass...get that scandi vibe on
Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
i even got some fly music for the background bby...

https://vocaroo.com/i/s10gMGJH2fjx
RICH needs to do either the Henney copypasta or a Black Jesus copypasta

edit:
Originally Posted By Henney
Hey shawty. lemme holla at you right quick ya know what im sayin. checkin you out over there you lookin kinda good, ya know what im sayin. so i was wondering ya know how about you and me go back to the place, get comfortable, probably sip on some of this henney, you know what im sayin, and after that, you know what im... sayin, we can do the grownup and you can let me clap on dem cheeks, ya hear me?
Originally Posted By wincel⏩
still no volunteers...
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrvIAcuTQ
* Rawdog crew * Creampie crew * Poverty crew *

Haven't worn a condom since middle school crew

* HTC crew *
post 1583229821 07-03-2019, 12:18 PM
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Why do all threads eventually turn to boobs, or anal..or circumcision.
post 1583230051 07-03-2019, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
Why do all threads eventually turn to boobs, or anal..or circumcision.
Just lmao if you dont have a circumcised dink and suck on titties before piitb on the 4th of July
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1583230111 07-03-2019, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By wincel⏩
pls...someone pls
I nominate you
I'm back, bitches!
post 1583230351 07-03-2019, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩




RICH needs to do either the Henny copypasta or a Black Jesus copypasta




https://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWrvIAcuTQ
lololll
post 1583230391 07-03-2019, 12:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Muzzlrpress⏩
I nominate you
Seconded
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1583230651 07-03-2019, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By hoganrulz⏩
Seconded
Thirded.
post 1583237061 07-03-2019, 01:59 PM
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Cass, you still ain't figured out vocaroo?
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OHP-205 Bench- 245 Squat - 405 C&J - 245

2021 Spring cut: 195lbs starting weight
post 1583237171 07-03-2019, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
Cass, you still ain't figured out vocaroo?
To be honest, my motivation to figuring it out is not that high. I gave up.
post 1583237601 07-03-2019, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
To be honest, my motivation to figuring it out is not that high. I gave up.
Have you tried using the voice recorder app that comes on your phone and then uploading that?
6'2"

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OHP-205 Bench- 245 Squat - 405 C&J - 245

2021 Spring cut: 195lbs starting weight
post 1583237681 07-03-2019, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
To be honest, my motivation to figuring it out is not that high. I gave up.
You sound like you'd be great in the sack...
See monster0ultra's sig
post 1583237891 07-03-2019, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
You sound like you'd be great in the sack...
Why you make me laugh when you insult me? That's not how it's supposed to work at all...
post 1583238971 07-03-2019, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted By RICHSTRONG⏩
You sound like you'd be great in the sack...
This but unironically. Just imagine the decades of experience and knowledge of archaic positions and bj methods that were thought lost to the annuls of time.

I hhhhhnnnngggg just thinking about it
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