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Thread: If Tom Cruise forget to set his alarm clock

post 1585405981 08-06-2019, 10:03 AM
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When Tom Cruise was conceived, his dad entered his mom and Tom Splooged
post 1585406401 08-06-2019, 10:09 AM
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If Tom was a bunch of animals, he'd be Tom Zoos
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post 1585438951 08-06-2019, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted By gwem32170191⏩
If Tom Cruise was a detective, he would be Tom Clues



fuk I guess all the good ones are gone.
If Tom Cruise was the creator of Blues Clues he would be Tom Blues Clues
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post 1585439071 08-06-2019, 06:54 PM
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If Tom Cruise were a dairy farmer he would be Tom Moos
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post 1585439171 08-06-2019, 06:56 PM
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If Tom Cruise went on a vacation to the Caribbean via ocean liner 2months ago, he would be Tom Cruised
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post 1585439491 08-06-2019, 07:05 PM
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If losing meant winning he would be Tom Lose
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post 1585439571 08-06-2019, 07:06 PM
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If he made you decide between the red pill or the blue pill, he would be Tom Choose
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post 1585443791 08-06-2019, 08:25 PM
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If Tom Cruise were a plastics compounder, he'd be Tom Extrudes.
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post 1585443831 08-06-2019, 08:26 PM
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If Tom Cruise were a blue dog, hes be Blues Clues.
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post 1585445701 08-06-2019, 08:58 PM
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If Tom Cruise did something wrong and wouldn't admit it, he'd be Tom Excuse.
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post 1585445891 08-06-2019, 09:00 PM
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If Tom Cruise happened to be you, he’d be Tom Yous
post 1585446121 08-06-2019, 09:02 PM
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If Tom Cruise came to collect your rent check, he would be Tom Dues
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post 1585446541 08-06-2019, 09:09 PM
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If Tom Cruise was a gay stripper, he would be Tom Chartreuse
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