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post 1590233861 10-22-2019, 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Basiliskboy⏩
criminals get pussy dude. I work in an environment with guys on work release from prison. These mofos come into work with stories of fcking nurses at the compound and female prison guards they use to get sht on the outside. Sloots are fcking stupid.
Criminals also never lie.
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i sometimes make up fictional scummy things about myself for added entertainment. I told the blonde that at 22 i impregnated a chick in arizona and i abandoned her and i'm not sure if i have a kid or not. had her going for a while but it still wasn't a deal breaker. i also tell them that i have a tattoo from my misguided youth that i'm going to get removed which is highly offensive but i don't believe in it anymore. essentially implying that i went full american history x when i was younger. i get them to the point where they are somehow ok with the idea of still dating me and then later they see me without a shirt on and ask where the tattoo is and i say i never had it and that they're fukked for considering dating such a person lmao. love creating huge problematic situations for absolutely no reason other than trolling.
you're a legit fukin psychopath lol
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Good for you mate. Social charisma is key to smash sloots. I have been telling this chit for years to the fukking incels.
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Girls are crazy about bald guys, idk why
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post 1590237541 10-22-2019, 09:58 PM
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ITT: Misc incels are shocked to learn that approaching women IRL actually reaps rewards.
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post 1590238001 10-22-2019, 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I don't understand what kind of evolutionary benefit does this serve that we are attracted to psychopaths.
Psychos tend to be chill and cold af. That may seem as confidence. Also they dont feel fear, anxiety and all that chit that makes women dry af. But then, thet can not feel love or empathy at all so they are basically robots.

But then, women never know that dude is a psycho so its a trap... Ted Bundy was a good example of this.
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post 1590274301 10-23-2019, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By adamsz⏩
you're a legit fukin psychopath lol
no real dispute there, I suppose
Originally Posted By GlennQuagmire⏩
Good for you mate. Social charisma is key to smash sloots. I have been telling this chit for years to the fukking incels.
not sure if it's something that be learned if they're already in their 20s, but it can certainly be improved.
Originally Posted By superman704⏩
Girls are crazy about bald guys, idk why
so long as you don't have a gay alien skull, you're golden
Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
ITT: Misc incels are shocked to learn that approaching women IRL actually reaps rewards.
i can't even remember a time when i've talked to a gal at a bar who didn't want to have a conversation. the same certainly doesn't apply to gals who are trying to live their life outside of a place that's designed for increasing social interaction. just lol @ cold approaching.
Originally Posted By GlennQuagmire⏩
Psychos tend to be chill and cold af. That may seem as confidence. Also they dont feel fear, anxiety and all that chit that makes women dry af. But then, thet can not feel love or empathy at all so they are basically robots.

But then, women never know that dude is a psycho so its a trap... Ted Bundy was a good example of this.
i meet really low empathy gals all the time. i bet most true psychos are female or it's like 50:50
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post 1590274971 10-23-2019, 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i can't even remember a time when i've talked to a gal at a bar who didn't want to have a conversation. the same certainly doesn't apply to gals who are trying to live their life outside of a place that's designed for increasing social interaction. just lol @ cold approaching.
I don't understand the last part if you're saying you do it all the time.
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Originally Posted By Rajc⏩
not gonna lie OP im mirin, im not as ugly as you but not as good looking as nicklolso i'm still ugly just like all 3 of us

but mirin you rly take the cake

at the same time i have to say.. you go out almost every day? that's waaaayyyyyy too much for me.. i dont find bars/clubs entertaining at all.. but i mean if it works then can't knock the hustle

i'm not really smashing man chicks tbh, i dont have the time to go out to meet girls like that and dont like the venues (bars/clubs) .. also always preferred relationship over smashing

too busy doing my own stuff tbh

still mirin tho, i bet you charismamog both me and nicky hard
Bro wtf, you are uglier than nicklol?
post 1590275611 10-23-2019, 01:16 PM
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What bar were you at in the second pic? Creepys?

And get over Willow lmao
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i sometimes make up fictional scummy things about myself for added entertainment. I told the blonde that at 22 i impregnated a chick in arizona and i abandoned her and i'm not sure if i have a kid or not. had her going for a while but it still wasn't a deal breaker. i also tell them that i have a tattoo from my misguided youth that i'm going to get removed which is highly offensive but i don't believe in it anymore. essentially implying that i went full american history x when i was younger. i get them to the point where they are somehow ok with the idea of still dating me and then later they see me without a shirt on and ask where the tattoo is and i say i never had it and that they're fukked for considering dating such a person lmao. love creating huge problematic situations for absolutely no reason other than trolling.
One time about 10 years ago I went to a Halloween party without a costume. At the time I had a shaved head and was rocking a goatee. The girl throwing the party came up to me and said "You can't come in without a costume!" and proceeded to tell me I looked just like Edward Norton in American History X (I look nothing like Edward Norton). She gives a me a wife beater that some dude probably left over there after smashing and draws a swastika on my chest with permanent fukn marker, I probably shouldn't have let her but I was crossfaded to hell and it was only 7pm before most party goers had shown up and there were gonna be a ton of sloots at the party to try and hook up with so I didn't want to piss off the host. After like 10 min of walking around with the wife beater on I put my jacket back on and forgot about the whole thing.

I ended up hooking up with a chick that night that took me back to her place and we did the nasty and I stayed the night. When we were up the next morning she started to give me the ole "your never gonna talk to me again are you" schpiel and I brushed it off cause she was an absolute wildcat and I was definitely gonna hit that again and she started asking about how much the tattoo on my chest hurt when it hit me. She didn't show up to the party till after I had put my jacket back on and had no idea it was part of my costume. This mild mannered, sweet girl was perfectly ok with banging and possibly dating a literal nazi. I told her the story of what really went down and she sounded kind of relieved but in the back of my mind I know that she didn't give a chit if I was a nazi or not she just wanted the d.

The best part about the whole story is a couple of years later she ended up marrying a black dude lol
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post 1590277131 10-23-2019, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By LeoThedude⏩
Take notes incels, ratfish could teach you a thing or two... Me not quite as much because I have some looks to help my game so just have to not act like a complete autist to slay regularly. But some of you uggo brahs can learn from him.
I know mane he gives me hope. Hell I used to pull when working retail on my own so I definitely have potential. Right now I have to lose weight because I have a moon face.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
I know mane he gives me hope. Hell I used to pull when working retail on my own so I definitely have potential. Right now I have to lose weight because I have a moon face.
You need to lose weight for yourself and to be the best version of yourself foryou. If you know how to talk to women a little moon face isn't a deal breaker
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post 1590279291 10-23-2019, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
You need to lose weight for yourself and to be the best version of yourself foryou. If you know how to talk to women a little moon face isn't a deal breaker
I didn't say I was losing weight for women lol. I do it for more energy, healthy benefits, and to be more light weight in general. Being a Bloat Lord full time is hard.
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
I didn't say I was losing weight for women lol. I do it for more energy, healthy benefits, and to be more light weight in general. Being a Bloat Lord full time is hard.
That's my bad for misunderstanding you. OMAD worked wonders for me losing weight quickly and easily.
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post 1590279781 10-23-2019, 02:20 PM
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gals must be mirin those gifs of peace hard
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op slays more than nonsense
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Originally Posted By Cass40⏩
I don't understand what kind of evolutionary benefit does this serve that we are attracted to psychopaths.
It's a myth that everything that emerges via evolution, has to serve an evolutionary benefit.

Traits may not serve genetic survival, but they may not destroy the species 'yet'.

Traits may neither be of service or disservice to genetic survival.
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Do you have a 6 pack yet?
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gross

guy shouldn't be passing on those weak genes
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Originally Posted By Shawn346⏩
I don't understand the last part if you're saying you do it all the time.
it's not really cold approaching if you're at a bar.
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
One time about 10 years ago I went to a Halloween party without a costume. At the time I had a shaved head and was rocking a goatee. The girl throwing the party came up to me and said "You can't come in without a costume!" and proceeded to tell me I looked just like Edward Norton in American History X (I look nothing like Edward Norton). She gives a me a wife beater that some dude probably left over there after smashing and draws a swastika on my chest with permanent fukn marker, I probably shouldn't have let her but I was crossfaded to hell and it was only 7pm before most party goers had shown up and there were gonna be a ton of sloots at the party to try and hook up with so I didn't want to piss off the host. After like 10 min of walking around with the wife beater on I put my jacket back on and forgot about the whole thing.

I ended up hooking up with a chick that night that took me back to her place and we did the nasty and I stayed the night. When we were up the next morning she started to give me the ole "your never gonna talk to me again are you" schpiel and I brushed it off cause she was an absolute wildcat and I was definitely gonna hit that again and she started asking about how much the tattoo on my chest hurt when it hit me. She didn't show up to the party till after I had put my jacket back on and had no idea it was part of my costume. This mild mannered, sweet girl was perfectly ok with banging and possibly dating a literal nazi. I told her the story of what really went down and she sounded kind of relieved but in the back of my mind I know that she didn't give a chit if I was a nazi or not she just wanted the d.

The best part about the whole story is a couple of years later she ended up marrying a black dude lol
fukken LOL...does not surprise me at all. absolute insanity
Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
I know mane he gives me hope. Hell I used to pull when working retail on my own so I definitely have potential. Right now I have to lose weight because I have a moon face.
Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
You need to lose weight for yourself and to be the best version of yourself foryou. If you know how to talk to women a little moon face isn't a deal breaker
it's true to an extent, but my buddy is a fatso and like 5'7" and it doesn't really slow him down.
Originally Posted By ispy⏩
gals must be mirin those gifs of peace hard
they're always surprised as fukk when i show them the gifs.
Originally Posted By kinzu1996⏩
op slays more than nonsense
not too hard when he's a fictional character
Originally Posted By ko300zx⏩
Do you have a 6 pack yet?
quite the opposite. when i was leaner, i looked small and sickly and it was harder to slay srs.
Originally Posted By Fortunamera⏩
gross

guy shouldn't be passing on those weak genes
with any luck on the part of me and the rest of our species, i will never reproduce
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Originally Posted By kinzu1996⏩
op slays more than nonsense
And because op is slaying women, it’s actually impressive
Originally Posted By ko300zx⏩
Do you have a 6 pack yet?
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Originally Posted By KE19⏩
I am happy for you, but this still cracks me up:

lmao at the results on reverse image search

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sb...37UURJwPOQuC8A
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Originally Posted By Frank
lmao at the results on reverse image search

https://www.google.com/search?tbs=sb...37UURJwPOQuC8A
dude fukken lol @ those links
that retard would be 5/10 if he shaved his balding head and put some work into himself. not remotely attractive, but he could easily settle down for some semi-ugly bitch. being an incel is 90% mindset, rarely ever does it happen that someone is unattractive to the point when they’re beyond saving
lmao
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It’s because you have a beautiful heart op and I melt with every word you type
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Originally Posted By pantiespending⏩
It’s because you have a beautiful heart op and I melt with every word you type
das it. my HDL cholesterol is over 100 srs
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Originally Posted By TBO1313⏩
One time about 10 years ago I went to a Halloween party without a costume. At the time I had a shaved head and was rocking a goatee. The girl throwing the party came up to me and said "You can't come in without a costume!" and proceeded to tell me I looked just like Edward Norton in American History X (I look nothing like Edward Norton). She gives a me a wife beater that some dude probably left over there after smashing and draws a swastika on my chest with permanent fukn marker, I probably shouldn't have let her but I was crossfaded to hell and it was only 7pm before most party goers had shown up and there were gonna be a ton of sloots at the party to try and hook up with so I didn't want to piss off the host. After like 10 min of walking around with the wife beater on I put my jacket back on and forgot about the whole thing.

I ended up hooking up with a chick that night that took me back to her place and we did the nasty and I stayed the night. When we were up the next morning she started to give me the ole "your never gonna talk to me again are you" schpiel and I brushed it off cause she was an absolute wildcat and I was definitely gonna hit that again and she started asking about how much the tattoo on my chest hurt when it hit me. She didn't show up to the party till after I had put my jacket back on and had no idea it was part of my costume. This mild mannered, sweet girl was perfectly ok with banging and possibly dating a literal nazi. I told her the story of what really went down and she sounded kind of relieved but in the back of my mind I know that she didn't give a chit if I was a nazi or not she just wanted the d.

The best part about the whole story is a couple of years later she ended up marrying a black dude lol
On recharge 10/10 would read again
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Originally Posted By IronBrahh⏩
dont need to ask you anything

your personality radiates through your posts. you dont skip personality day at the gym
this lol
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