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post 1610902641 07-17-2020, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By batmanman⏩
Just lol @ doing a 4 year apprenticeship in 2 weeks

Cubiclecels, when will they learn?
They make it 4 years because they know that there are retards that have a slow learning curve, it is to appeal to everyone. But in reality, any demi intelligent person could learn the bulk in 2 weeks
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
or the parent with the child leaves the state without consent/permission from the other parent. That would be a kidnapping charge. Also, if a parent who’s time it is not say picks the child up from school without the other parent knowing, again kidnapping. And it’s any type of immediate physical danger to the child would also be grounds
wrong the child’s life could be in no danger if the parent takes the kid of state lines without permission. Or picks up there child when it is not their visitation time, but denying visitation is not
This is actually interesting. Good rebuttal srs.
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Probably.

The field I work in can be very complex, but my job you could damn near train a chimp to do.
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Probably.

The field I work in can be very complex, but my job you could damn near train a chimp to do.
Feels. I admit mine too.
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lol, its not about what or who you know... yes most jobs can be learned proficiently within a year on what to do throughout the day to day, however are you able to lead by example, put in the time and effort for x amount of years, think creatively on how to better position yourself and others around you? Day to day repetitive tasks can all be taught, but theres moments in every job that require people to step up and make out of the box decisions, or listen, understand, and lead which not every can or want to do...
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and the sad thing is half the people i work with still dont know the entire job even tho they have been here 5+ years just LOL

majority of people come in and slack off doing the least amount of work possible to not get fired. put in their 8 hours so they can go home watch TV/internet and get drunk
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Originally Posted By s0mguy⏩
and the sad thing is half the people i work with still dont know the entire job even tho they have been here 5+ years just LOL

majority of people come in and slack off doing the least amount of work possible to not get fired. put in their 8 hours so they can go home watch TV/internet and get drunk
Feels, ex software developer, genuinely had no idea what I was doing half the time.
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Originally Posted By MTCC⏩
lol, its not about what or who you know... yes most jobs can be learned proficiently within a year on what to do throughout the day to day, however are you able to lead by example, put in the time and effort for x amount of years, think creatively on how to better position yourself and others around you? Day to day repetitive tasks can all be taught, but theres moments in every job that require people to step up and make out of the box decisions, or listen, understand, and lead which not every can or want to do...
True, that's what separates the alpha's from the betas. People that can lead for example.
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
Feels, ex software developer, genuinely had no idea what I was doing half the time.
I like to think of my job as being high skilled, then I remember all the utterly useless bosses I've had and how the projects genuinely would have been better if they had gone on 5 year sabbaticals.

troll thread or not, who you know really is key in getting in the door, or keeping your job if you are a worthless fukk like some of my former bosses who were BFFs with the GMs or EPs
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Originally Posted By snailsrus⏩
or the parent with the child leaves the state without consent/permission from the other parent. That would be a kidnapping charge. Also, if a parent who’s time it is not say picks the child up from school without the other parent knowing, again kidnapping. And it’s any type of immediate physical danger to the child would also be grounds
wrong the child’s life could be in no danger if the parent takes the kid of state lines without permission. Or picks up there child when it is not their visitation time, but denying visitation is not
I think this just proves any dipsh*t with an ounce of ambition could be a lawyer. I think more than any other career field... they are not all created equal. Similarly to engineers. There are engineers who work for companies that make paper bags, and there are engineers that work on Terminal High Altitude Area Defense missile systems.

Can't believe how hard you are trying to convince everyone how important you are... JFL.

it's all good man.
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
Yes I could learn that in 2 weeks too. I know young teens doing internships/apprenticeships for peasant change and that climb the ladder fairly fast. Once you have a firm grasp and foundation, everything just clicks together and it requires critical thinking and maybe a slight bit of research. But 2 weeks is fine for this occupation.
Just lol... Op can learn anything in 2 weeks.

I think you started out serious, then you learned how ridiculous you sounded and started trolling, now every reply is a troll reply.

Have fun living in your mom's house until she dies.
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
I think this just proves any dipsh*t with an ounce of ambition could be a lawyer. I think more than any other career field... they are not all created equal.

Can't believe how hard you are trying to convince everyone how important you are... JFL.
lmao
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
notsureifsrs. Lol at thinking it requires more than 2 weeks.
You're completely wrong and I'd love to type out about the knowledge I had to learn and the amount of repetitions I had to do to be competent. You have to understand if **** hits the fan you have to rely on your training if you are in a jam. Like I said 2 weeks is a little low but back when my dad did training his was 16 weeks. My training was 33 weeks so yeah it's definitely a lot of fluff now.
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Originally Posted By DeputyDong5⏩
I think this just proves any dipsh*t with an ounce of ambition could be a lawyer. I think more than any other career field... they are not all created equal. Similarly to engineers. There are engineers who work for companies that make paper bags, and there are engineers that work on Terminal High Altitude Area Defense missile systems.

Can't believe how hard you are trying to convince everyone how important you are... JFL.

it's all good man.
Strong this, so many senior level retards out there
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As a software developer i think it would take years to do MY role in MY company, it's high pay but high expectations.

There are however a lot of **** software developers out there, but still it takes more than 2 weeks for someone without competency in the field to even get good enough to be able to fraud their way into a job.

I've come across tons of incompetent people in other roles in IT over the years though, especially project managers.
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Originally Posted By ItsJamesthefin⏩
You're completely wrong and I'd love to type out about the knowledge I had to learn and the amount of repetitions I had to do to be competent. You have to understand if **** hits the fan you have to rely on your training if you are in a jam. Like I said 2 weeks is a little low but back when my dad did training his was 16 weeks. My training was 33 weeks so yeah it's definitely a lot of fluff now.
It's cool you are passionate about your job but it wouldn't take anywhere near that long to be competent. Sorry but some of u are giving yourselves too much credit.
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Originally Posted By TappingTheZen⏩
As a software developer i think it would take years to do MY role in MY company, it's high pay but high expectations.

There are however a lot of **** software developers out there, but still it takes more than 2 weeks for someone without competency in the field to even get good enough to be able to fraud their way into a job.

I've come across tons of incompetent people in other roles in IT over the years though, especially project managers.
Yeah there are some legit software developers out there and some that don't know a thing, I agree. What's your stack?
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
the majority of u have jobs that can be learnt in a fortnight by any person from sctrach with an IQ of 90 up.

I could just walk into 9/10 of your jobs, learn whatever u do in 2 weeks and go from there
Guarantee you couldn't learn how to do my job in 2 years. I'd make you look stupid for at least 4.
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Project manager is a difficult one, that really comes down to the individual as well.
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
It's cool you are passionate about your job but it wouldn't take anywhere near that long to be competent. Sorry but some of u are giving yourselves too much credit.
You seriously think you could understand everything I do in 2 weeks? I highly doubt that. Again I'm not saying that my job is difficult by any means but theres alot of **** to learn. We dont just respond to fires either btw. We go on a lot of different calls.
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Guarantee you couldn't learn how to do my job in 2 years. I'd make you look stupid for at least 4.
let me guess, chef? Fat boy.
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
They make it 4 years because they know that there are retards that have a slow learning curve, it is to appeal to everyone. But in reality, any demi intelligent person could learn the bulk in 2 weeks
LMAO you are literally retarded.
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
Project manager is a difficult one, that really comes down to the individual as well.
I think STEM jobs you need a higher level of competency to even fake it, part of that is companies insisting on degrees probably, i've come across bad software developers but not at my current company where the standards are very high.

However, most jobs come down to the individual for sure, and project managers are a good example. I've worked with a lot of really poor project managers, and you could probably do the job to their level of competency in a week... but i've also had really, really good ones who have a wide skillset and really take time to understand technical projects. I have noticed, however, good project managers are usually highly respected in companies and stay for years and are often moved up the hierarchy fairly quickly, which is probably a testament to how many **** ones there are.

Most unskilled jobs are paying you for your time, rather than to do a complex job so of course most of these can be learned very easily.
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Originally Posted By ItsJamesthefin⏩
You seriously think you could understand everything I do in 2 weeks? I highly doubt that. Again I'm not saying that my job is difficult by any means but theres alot of **** to learn. We dont just respond to fires either btw. We go on a lot of different calls.
cpr training, fire science is full of a lot of fluff to my understanding, few more things and you're good to go
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
let me guess, chef? Fat boy.
Lead for a large union construction company.

You couldn't even learn how to frame a doorway in 2 weeks let alone the skills to improvise on half the stuff that needs to get done. That and the huge book of rules that need to be applied to building codes, fire rating, seismic, bracing, load bearing, and making 6-7 different trades work all come together seamlessly

People think being a tradie is hurr Durr work but I do more complex and analytical thinking than you would ever imagine
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
LMAO you are literally retarded.
Bro you seriously think it takes 4 years to learn what an electrician does!? You are the retard.
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
Lead for a large union construction company.

You couldn't even learn how to frame a doorway in 2 weeks let alone the skills to improvise on half the stuff that needs to get done. That and the huge book of rules that need to be applied to building codes, fire rating, seismic, bracing, load bearing, and making 6-7 different trades work all come together seamlessly

People think being a tradie is hurr Durr work but I do more complex and analytical thinking than you would ever imagine
Could learn the majority of that on YouTube. You are delusional. There is a reason that sector has so many drug abusers, degenerates and fuk tards.
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Originally Posted By Dutchaveli⏩
Bro you seriously think it takes 4 years to learn what an electrician does!? You are the retard.
Lol you'd end up crying after 2 weeks learning a real trade
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Originally Posted By TappingTheZen⏩
I think STEM jobs you need a higher level of competency to even fake it, part of that is companies insisting on degrees probably, i've come across bad software developers but not at my current company where the standards are very high.

However, most jobs come down to the individual for sure, and project managers are a good example. I've worked with a lot of really poor project managers, and you could probably do the job to their level of competency in a week... but i've also had really, really good ones who have a wide skillset and really take time to understand technical projects. I have noticed, however, good project managers are usually highly respected in companies and stay for years and are often moved up the hierarchy fairly quickly, which is probably a testament to how many **** ones there are.

Most unskilled jobs are paying you for your time, rather than to do a complex job so of course most of these can be learned very easily.
Once you get higher in STEM jobs, it becomes easier to weed out the people that are chit. I still hold my thought the majority of jobs can be learnt though in a short amount of. Time, high level software developer is definitely not in that group though.
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