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Thread: Smashed this HTC sloot last night for free (pics)

post 1657545383 03-08-2022, 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted By knightofday⏩
brb hanging out at a gay bar with friends (male) because “it was the only live place and had cheap drinks”


Said no straight men, ever. OP you got some explaining to do srs, what you said happen just does not happen. Never heard of this

Went into a gay bar 1 tome becaus I was with 6 girls for a bday, they all danced around me and I smashed the bDay girl. That’s IT
I don't have any 'explaining to do' it's just a bar ffs they're pretty common where I live and half the people who go in them are straight anyway.

Funny seeing so many miscers questioning this, if you're actually comfortable with sexuality then it's no issue whatsoever. All my friends are str8 and literally none of us gave it a second thought.
post 1657546063 03-08-2022, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Nah honestly couldn't smell a thing until I stuck my dick in her srs.

It's more common among sloots than you think, smell nice on the outside but once you're balls deep it's a completely different story.
Damn. Can't imagine that moment when you were bangin' her from behind and contemplating your life decisions. Lmao. I probably would have puked all over her back. The smells must have been nauseating.
post 1657572583 03-08-2022, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted By binlogic⏩
Damn. Can't imagine that moment when you were bangin' her from behind and contemplating your life decisions. Lmao. I probably would have puked all over her back. The smells must have been nauseating.
Yeah felt like I was gonna pass out, suprised I even managed to stay hard.
post 1657594183 03-08-2022, 07:57 PM
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Hey brah why don't you buy a proper watch? If your budget is low you can still afford to get a decent vintage Omega/Zenith/JLC with a custom leather strap which will look quite classy and lots of character than that abomination
post 1657594513 03-08-2022, 08:03 PM
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I’m just laughing at OP’s childish wrist, looks like he has a dinner plate for a watch lmao.









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post 1657635743 03-09-2022, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted By OnlyHope⏩


Hey brah why don't you buy a proper watch? If your budget is low you can still afford to get a decent vintage Omega/Zenith/JLC with a custom leather strap which will look quite classy and lots of character than that abomination
All those brands you listed are like 3-5k lmao no way am I spending that much on a watch. Call my cheap or whatever but to me I can't justify those sort of prices.

My Michael Kors was only £120/$155 on sale and I still regulary compliments on it IRL. I know the misc has different fashion tastes but I personally like it so don't care what others think.
post 1657655793 03-09-2022, 06:13 PM
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Originally Posted By DolphinPilot⏩
I'm sure there's an official pie chart showing fat girls on average stink more than non-fatties

Edit: **** yeah my 17kth post! This is quite an achievement. I'd like to thanks all the lardasses and lardass lovers out there representing the HTC crew. I couldn't have done this without you. Forever in our hearts <3
I very rarely shag fat girls tbh, I like HTC's who are thick in the right places and proportionate.

I just can't get hard for most LTC's who have the body of a 10 year old boy. Nothing gets me harder than a thick booty, thighs amd teddies.
post 1657704243 03-10-2022, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Nah honestly couldn't smell a thing until I stuck my dick in her srs.

It's more common among sloots than you think, smell nice on the outside but once you're balls deep it's a completely different story.
Like I said , all those different dinks in her with different bacteria made a Petri dish of death in that cooch. Once you penetrated it, the Petri dish got reactivated and the smell started to come out. Your hookers are actually cleaner because they make guys wear condoms and know they have to keep clean. Your freebie smash probably raw dogs a few different penors a week trying to find someone dumb enough to want to stay with her.
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post 1657704923 03-10-2022, 01:26 PM
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groce m8

sounded ok until the stank fish pussy, why can this hambeasts wash their stinky pussies out?

did she shower since the first time she met you
post 1657706333 03-10-2022, 01:49 PM
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Oof. This is the sort of experience you are supposed to take to the grave OP. I have a few nasties in my body count after being drunk AF, but none that bad. I get the going to a gay bar to meet women thing, I really do. And yeah the drinks do tend to be cheap. I don't get why you'd ever take a pic of that chick, especially with the makeup off.
Yeah Buddyyy! Light weight! Light weight baby!!!!
post 1657707813 03-10-2022, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Nah honestly couldn't smell a thing until I stuck my dick in her srs.

It's more common among sloots than you think, smell nice on the outside but once you're balls deep it's a completely different story.
That's why you check the oil with your finger first, swirl things around a bit, save yourself a lot of agony in the longrun, much easier to stop too. You can even do it with all your cloths on, then run out.
post 1667843373 09-14-2022, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted By wildchild11⏩
Lol idk why but i enjoy ops bait threads

lmao
Yeah OP has the best content on misc currently.
post 1667844233 09-14-2022, 05:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet⏩
Nah honestly couldn't smell a thing until I stuck my dick in her srs.

It's more common among sloots than you think, smell nice on the outside but once you're balls deep it's a completely different story.
Yeah I actually get this a fair amount. Like girls will take a shower before and everything, I’ll even eat the pussy. But then I put my dick in and it starts smelling like Purina cat chow.
post 1667864403 09-14-2022, 01:17 PM
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Absolutely disgusting

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post 1667864603 09-14-2022, 01:20 PM
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Ibby the new misc king repped
post 1667865733 09-14-2022, 01:41 PM
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