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11-08-2016, 02:09 PM

#151

Desultory1
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩

The real question is.... Would I have a beer with you, OP?

And the answer is:

Spoiler!

No whey Jose

OH GEE DARN WAS REALLY HOPING TO HAVE A BREW WITH THE GUY THAT HAS THE WICKED NEAT SMILEY AND GUN MADE OF ASSORTED PUNCTUATION MARKS AND JAPANESE CHARACTERS OR WHATEVER THE FUKK JESUS REALLY MISSING OUT. WE COULDVE TALKED ABOUT JEEPS AND FEAR OF MONEY AND HOW BEING FREE IS THE REAL SLAVERY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

srs ur my guy tho

11-08-2016, 02:16 PM

#152

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Originally Posted By fox994⏩

beer time

haha yooooooo u show up in a CLEAN navy sports jacket...crispy white open chested white oxford, khakis, penny loafers no socks....lookin like u just hopped off a boat. yea man. I like u. u like talm bout oh yea man u got to short the trade on the long haul for the points on chipotle stock or sum chit literally speaking hieroglyphics translated audibly to my mongrel mind...I just smile and nod.....try to change the subject a couple times....but every thing we talk about u know wayyyy too much, like trying to have a casual talk with google/. u are google. haha yea man jerry rice man amazing player....him an steve young just WOW......in retort I receive their entire Wikipedia entry and stats........I leave after 4 beers feeling stupid and insignificant.

11-08-2016, 02:20 PM

#153

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I don't drink beer only appletinis.

11-08-2016, 02:24 PM

#154

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Originally Posted By YeahImMad⏩

How many til we'd go home together?

For sum anal

oo bebe I buy u uggz an ipad srs. I walk up on u at the bar. whisper brian mknight lyrics in ur ear. which is coliflauered...eesh look like sum mushed up playdoh slammed onto the side of ur stoppid sloot head LMAO. lol im hammered. screaming into ur ear at this point cuz ive convinced myself it doesn't work well due to the damaged cartilage and general disgusting look of it....ur hair all nappy....u smell of marlboros and cat chit. voice deeper then mine. bells paulsy. damn shame really. so I leave bar with u after about 37 beers. still not drunk enuff but I don't have anywhere to sleep so I follow u home to the 100sq ft utility that u live in.....cannot describe the horror that awaits inside....so im sayin I smash u ...right in the angus....but while u on ur back so I could see if the other side of ur face moves when u moan...lol....it doesn't haha....pull out of angus and specifically go into ur poon just to cum inside of u to have crberal baby names dot come. I love u =. pm me.

11-08-2016, 02:29 PM

#155

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I like beers and pubs.

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11-08-2016, 03:12 PM

#156

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11-08-2016, 03:14 PM

#157

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I'm actually drinking a beer as I type this.

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11-08-2016, 03:49 PM

#158

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Originally Posted By Desultory1⏩

fukk sup HULK? ur my guy. srs. we chilling....im already like 14 beers DEEP....have like 3 or 4 with u...then im like yo fr fr...im bout to freestyle. u legit like not interested at all. annoyed at me. some where in my tiny drunken chimp brain I decide that u trynna BATTLE ME. so I start going INN on u.....AY U BIG FOR NOTHING OVER GROWN HOMER....LOOK LIKE THESE HOES WOULD RATHER DRINK CANCER THEN GO HOME W U SOBER....ayyyyyyyyyyy. u grab me by my shirt an toss me across the bar thru the wall. comatose for 4 months. u come to check on me out of pity an while u visiting I wake up an see u....recognize ur face then start spittin mad bars on u again..YO MY GUY U ON THAT FROGTECH DONT U KNOW THAT IM A BOSS YET>? IM IN THE CRANBERRY WHIP WITH.....before I even finish u crush my head in with a literal tree that u unrooted from the nearby hospital window. I think we had like 5 beers before u put hands on me.

Lmao literally lold at this one

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