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ยป Sloth Thread Part XIII: Looks get you matches, game gets you smashes
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post 1508277801 06-13-2017, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted By mekeke
This is depressing. These guys must have so many options they dont even care. Meanwhile I'm trying to close every single match I get!
It's INSANE, I've never seen ANYTHING like it. She's said stuff like "It's good you're an MMA fighter because I want you to slam me onto the floor and pin me down" and these ****ing Chads WILL NOT CLOSE THE DEAL.

She definitely ran into a Miscer though because otherwise I can't parse what kind of a sperglord would respond to "You're pretty easy on the eyes, but then again I bet all the girls tell you that" with "I'd like to be easy on your eyes" unless the Misc had rotted their brain irreparably.
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Originally Posted By AfroPope
It's INSANE, I've never seen ANYTHING like it. She's said stuff like "It's good you're an MMA fighter because I want you to slam me onto the floor and pin me down" and these ****ing Chads WILL NOT CLOSE THE DEAL.

She definitely ran into a Miscer though because otherwise I can't parse what kind of a sperglord would respond to "You're pretty easy on the eyes, but then again I bet all the girls tell you that" with "I'd like to be easy on your eyes" unless the Misc had rotted their brain irreparably.
Postscreens of her asking to get boned and rejected or gtfo with these stories. 13 threads deep and somehow the guy without a tinder account is the first to experience this phenomenon.




Jesus. Nice iPhone. Too bad for this dumb bitch we killed like 200 to 1, Asian commies to Americans. Next time it will be 1000 to 1. Matched with the tranny grade school teacher, what say?
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Originally Posted By American
Postscreens of her asking to get boned and rejected or gtfo with these stories. 13 threads deep andsomehow the guy without a tinder account is the first to experience this phenomenon.




I am many things but "full of ****" isn't one of them.
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post 1508280411 06-13-2017, 12:19 PM
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[QUOTE=AfroPope post_id=1508279611][img]http://i.imgur.com/wfJNXT7.jpg[/i mg]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/Wq9xI7y.jpg[/ ]

I am many things but "full of ****" isn't one of them.[/QUOTE]First dude looks like a twink.

What about Brandon's response? Where is she getting rejected after being dtf? That was an hour ago. Pics of "hbb/10" and the ppl she's opening?

I've said several times before, these girls are here for the taking if ppl just go after them.
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Yeah sure dude, let me post a huge in-depth thing with a bunch of screenshots of a bunch of conversations and photos of my friend, that's worth everyone's time.

Or we can just acknowledge my idle comments about dudes having zero game accept that a lot of dudes have zero game. It's not that serious.
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post 1508282151 06-13-2017, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By AfroPope
Yeah sure dude, let me post a huge in-depth thing with a bunch of screenshots of a bunch of conversations and photos of my friend, that's worth everyone's time.

Or we can just acknowledge my idle comments about dudes having zero game accept that a lot of dudes have zero game. It's not that serious.
It is worth everyone's time. You're posting in a thread full of people that have no game, and who don't know how to read a females "game." Idle comments aren't the point of this thread, so show us what is so "INSANE" about her conversations?
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Also, she's not being as straightforward as you think.

"Want to come to my apartment later tonight," is straightforward for tinder.

"I'm watching Netflix in my pjs and drinking wine," is not.
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Originally Posted By Briisk
Fasho man, just make it sexual, not complicated. The first meet I had planned with this chick got cancelled ahead of time (no flake), but never got around to setting another one up. Sent a few cheeky messages on snap between then and now, and yesterday she asked me when we hanging so that's a good sign.
Update

I was going to tell her ice cream tomorrow but she texted me first and practically invited herself over by saying she wants to hang out in the gazebo.

Anyone got a story of straight up inviting a girl to your place first meet?
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post 1508297221 06-13-2017, 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Briisk
Update

I was going to tell her ice cream tomorrow but she texted me first and practically invited herself over by saying she wants to hang out in the gazebo.

Anyone got a story of straight up inviting a girl to your place first meet?
I've pulled one, another that was going to but we ended up at her place. (I'm 1:30h drive from civilization.). Lots have come straight to a hotel tho. It's a legit stray, cause like we've been talking, most dudes are brainwashed and don't know that's what lots of girls are actually looking for. At least try it with ransoms, if not this girl.

What did you think of the edm/metal band left in your cp?


Kinda like these less than ideal thicker girls with cute features:




Cot damn:

post 1508321961 06-13-2017, 06:23 PM
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That feel when you see a chick who is super cute you match with and then you see a one week old gym pic and go...nah.

Yoga pants supposed to look better than that...

Damn she's good at makeup too. Gym pick the body was meh and the makeup wasn't on and looks dropped dramatically.

*unmatch*
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Originally Posted By American
What did you think of the edm/metal band left in your cp?

Not my style, but I can see myself lifting to it. I do like the electronic parts, but the screaming is a bit much. I tried looking for a different/unique song, but they seem all pretty similar.
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Originally Posted By Briisk
Not my style, but I can see myself lifting to it. I do like the electronic parts, but the screaming is a bit much. I tried looking for a different/unique song, but they seem all pretty similar.
There's some different styles in there brah. Hardhouse, dubstep, house. All with death core hnnggggg.





This chick is probably looking for some d. Her bio says "looking for a distraction." What say?
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Tinder officially ded for me

New profile, new phone, new fb, new account

Fresh boost around 8pm CST in populated city

3 matches - all bots. Swiped right fairly liberally.

Sent out my pics to some female friends of mine and they were all pretty satisfied with them, said it'd be worth a right swipe (worthless info, but still)

Same profile being doused with matches on Bumble of all things, where I've previously only had fatties... now I'm getting some nice looking girls matching me every few mins. The fuq is going on with Tinder?
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I get nothing on bumble and plenty on Tinder. Bumble I legit look at HBB's all day and I get nothing. Tinder is for the 2nd tier chicks in my area which is more my speed. If I looks max or whatever I'll have a shot with the HBB's.
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Originally Posted By ND32
lmao Bumble chick from two months ago...one date just grabbed a drink...texts me out of the blue she's thinking about.

Translation: she found a better option or several...they didn't pan out...back to me

just lol
did you invite her out for a second time and she denied (or didn't respond) ?

an accurate translation.. or had an ex in the background that she had feelings for still. didn't pan out/were too needy, while you were just chilling in your squad car.

pump and dump her - that's at least what i did, a few months ago, to a chick that pulled that on me and came back a year later.
Originally Posted By HangerBaby
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Originally Posted By AfroPope
I'm currently living vicariously through an HBB/10 friend who just got on Tinder for the first time. She absolutely CANNOT get the pipe because dudes' text game is so bad.

She'll even be like "we should get a drink this weekend" or just straight up steer the conversation towards being DTF after a few hours of absolutely laborious flirting and not get a response.

What are y'all doing on Tinder if y'all aren't trying to smash?
she is probably matching catfish. Tell her to lower her expectations on looks and she will get boned.
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Does anyone else find the chase way more exciting and then kind of lose interest when you have a girl all into you? Like in general.

Like the rush of working game and getting someone to like you is more satisfying than actually having someone like you.

Once you know you have them.... it's meh.

Can some explain why I'm kinda like that?
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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Originally Posted By awwchit2
Does anyone else find the chase way more exciting and then kind of lose interest when you have a girl all into you? Like in general.

Like the rush of working game and getting someone to like you is more satisfying than actually having someone like you.

Once you know you have them.... it's meh.

Can some explain why I'm kinda like that?
You are not really getting girls that you find hot/attractive.
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Originally Posted By liftyousay
<gif about female friends>
Yeah lol, they're married. Some of them send me nudes tho
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Originally Posted By HomerJThompson
You are not really getting girls that you find hot/attractive.
True........

the life of a non chad on Tinder. Moving mountains for average sloots
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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Originally Posted By awwchit2
True........

the life of a non chad on Tinder. Moving mountains for average sloots
Yeah fuk putting in effort for lame ass regular average tinder girls. I just use my 5 superlikes on a sexy girl close to me. Not going to move any mountains.

I'm tired of picking up girls at the gym also. Today I was there with 10 in the sauna. SRS>
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Originally Posted By HangerBaby
Tinder officially ded for me

New profile, new phone, new fb, new account

Fresh boost around 8pm CST in populated city

3 matches - all bots. Swiped right fairly liberally.

Sent out my pics to some female friends of mine and they were all pretty satisfied with them, said it'd be worth a right swipe (worthless info, but still)

Same profile being doused with matches on Bumble of all things, where I've previously only had fatties... now I'm getting some nice looking girls matching me every few mins. The fuq is going on with Tinder?
gotta give your tinder profile 3-4 weeks to get an accurate measure of how good your profile is
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Originally Posted By American
Postscreens of her asking to get boned and rejected or gtfo with these stories. 13 threads deep and somehow the guy without a tinder account is the first to experience this phenomenon.




Jesus. Nice iPhone. Too bad for this dumb bitch we killed like 200 to 1, Asian commies to Americans. Next time it will be 1000 to 1. Matched with the tranny grade school teacher, what say?
Please .... do that asian chick. Destroy her, then toss her. fk communism nomsayn?
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Originally Posted By HomerJThompson
You are not really getting girls that you find hot/attractive.
Pretty much. I have some matches, that once I know that they would allow me to tap ... I dont want to tap anymore. Because theyre really not that hot. Of course things change when she is 6/10 and above then I chase until I fail ...fml
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Originally Posted By Bangemall
Pretty much. I have some matches, that once I know that they would allow me to tap ... I dont want to tap anymore. Because theyre really not that hot. Of course things change when she is 6/10 and above then I chase until I fail ...fml
My last tinder "fling". She was a 6+, 19, had teddies of peace. 2nd base on first date. 2 dates after that went well. Cute texts/snaps. Then she became distant and moved on to some guy who looks beta af srs.

18-20 year olds just aren't worth it brahs. Too many games. 22 is the sweet spot imo.

Never allow yourself to be the more interested one. I made that mistake with her. Never again.
Look, i know i don't really know you and all, and i know you probably hear this like everyday, but your just so perfect to me. The few hours we talked were really great even if the convo was stale, your really pretty and chill, and your country thats just perfect :'D i really dont know how to explain it, but i think i have feelings for you somehow. i never felt like this with someone i just met, but i felt the need to get it off my chest. sorry for being all weird just idk how to explain it D:
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[QUOTE=American Psycho post_id=1508297221]I've pulled one, another that was going to but we ended up at her place. (I'm 1:30h drive from civilization.). Lots have come straight to a hotel tho. It's a legit stray, cause like we've been talking, most dudes are brainwashed and don't know that's what lots of girls are actually looking for. At least try it with ransoms, if not this girl.

What did you think of the edm/metal band left in your cp?


Kinda like these less than ideal thicker girls with cute features:


Cot damn:

[img]Holy_Lord[/QUOTE]Did you get to make a move with that model chick? (the 2nd one)
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Originally Posted By awwchit2
My last tinder "fling". She was a 6+, 19, had teddies of peace. 2nd base on first date. 2 dates after that went well. Cute texts/snaps. Then she became distant and moved on to some guy who looks beta af srs.

18-20 year olds just aren't worth it brahs. Too many games. 22 is the sweet spot imo.

Never allow yourself to be the more interested one. I made that mistake with her. Never again.
*Repped* That is some simple but very fundamendal and important advice. *Never* be more interested/invested than they are, you just become unattractive to them. About 18-21's I would escalate fast once on the first or second date. They are too flaky in general and also get so much more attention so they might just get pulled by the next one that comes around after that
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Can?
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Originally Posted By awwchit2
the life of a non chad on Tinder. Moving mountains for average sloots
Quoted for truth.
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Originally Posted By Bangemall


Can?
i would personally

she has reponded well and playfully to your brash opener
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