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post 1572436601 01-29-2019, 08:55 PM
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Only time I've ever wanted to sleep with someone significantly older than me is this 31 year old milf neighbor when I was 20.

Other than that, I'm cool. I just like the energy of girls my age and early 20s.
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post 1572436821 01-29-2019, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By RedRusty
I'm not quite that old yet. If we're still around then, I'll let you know when I get there.
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post 1572436971 01-29-2019, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
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Fukin lol is this a copypasta?
post 1572437001 01-29-2019, 08:59 PM
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post 1572437311 01-29-2019, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By MediocreGains
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Fukin lol is this a copypasta?
nope, no copypasta.

Just a story about 28 year old me, my girthy cock, a brutal hip hinge from doing heavy kettlebell swings, and a 78 year old ex-model granny who got brutally destroyed by a horny young man.

let me tell you, there is nothing better than the sound of a granny getting destroyed, it isn't so much of a scream as a long continuous "aaaaaaarrrrggghhh"...notsrs...fucn lol at banging grannys you sick fucs.
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
nope, no copypasta.

Just a story about 28 year old me, my girthy cock, a brutal hip hinge from doing heavy kettlebell swings, and a 78 year old ex-model granny who got brutally destroyed by a horny young man.

let me tell you, there is nothing better than the sound of a granny getting destroyed, it isn't so much of a scream as a long continuous "aaaaaaarrrrggghhh"...notsrs...fucn lol at banging grannys you sick fucs.
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post 1572440971 01-29-2019, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
post 1572441011 01-29-2019, 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
nope, no copypasta.

Just a story about 28 year old me, my girthy cock, a brutal hip hinge from doing heavy kettlebell swings, and a 78 year old ex-model granny who got brutally destroyed by a horny young man.

let me tell you, there is nothing better than the sound of a granny getting destroyed, it isn't so much of a scream as a long continuous "aaaaaaarrrrggghhh"...notsrs...fucn lol at banging grannys you sick fucs.
Raw dog? or were you to afraid of impregnating the old whore
post 1572441121 01-29-2019, 10:17 PM
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post 1572444031 01-29-2019, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
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post 1572444251 01-29-2019, 11:25 PM
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post 1572444431 01-29-2019, 11:29 PM
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Well, Jane Fonda is 80 and she's pretty nice looking still.
post 1572445661 01-29-2019, 11:59 PM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
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post 1572450551 01-30-2019, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted By Cass40
Well, Jane Fonda is 80 and she's pretty nice looking still.
So you’d bang her?


*unzips pants..
I loe e.
post 1572450911 01-30-2019, 04:08 AM
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Why (in answer to the OP's question) would any high test male go for a geriatric lay when the world abounds in a fantastic variety of cooch in its prime. And the prime ends well before 65...no?

Am I lacking a fetish?
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Would rather fuk a dude than an old saggy tits female

And I'm not even gay
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
post 1572455441 01-30-2019, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
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post 1572462281 01-30-2019, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
And that's enough misc for the day........

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post 1572462531 01-30-2019, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks
Cliffs? Has anyone?

The thought of being with someone that old makes me sick. You’d have to really love someone and be together for a long time for that to work. So then the sex is making love to someone you love. In that case yes. Otherwise no thanks Jeff.
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post 1572463311 01-30-2019, 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
nope, no copypasta.

Just a story about 28 year old me, my girthy cock, a brutal hip hinge from doing heavy kettlebell swings, and a 78 year old ex-model granny who got brutally destroyed by a horny young man.

let me tell you, there is nothing better than the sound of a granny getting destroyed, it isn't so much of a scream as a long continuous "aaaaaaarrrrggghhh"...notsrs...fucn lol at banging grannys you sick fucs.
Lying ******* thinking he's alpha doing 70# kettlebell swings. Cut and paste from Penthouse forum.
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I'm ashamed to admit she was 76 and i was 28.

She had been a model when she was younger and up until her 50's and had a good bit of plastic surgery so looked around 50ish, but that wasn't the reason i banged her.

I actually wanted to bang and absolutely dominate an old hot granny, i'm 6ft 3, lifted heavy and was in a cycling team so i had mad cardio and i wanted to bang a granny until she tapped out, the thought of it made me rock hard and i'd fapped to the fantasy for years.

Anyway, i won't get into how i got to know her, it's a long story.

She wasn't into sucking dick and then had trouble taking my girth as she lay there moaning like you'd imagine a granny to sound as she struggles to take a girthy cock, so i flipped her on all fours which she wasn't keen on doing and grabbed her by her hips and then started banging her as hard as i could.

She started wriggling and screaming and trying to stand up and get off my cock, but this was what i had been waiting for and wouldn't let her so i shoved her face down put her hands behind her back and pounded her with all my strength. i was doing 200 x 32kg kettlebell swings every second day and my hip thrust was good. By this point she was screaming into the pillow and just as i was about to blow my load i heard a POP and she let out this weird noise so i stopped...

I tried to move her and she screamed then lay sobbing face down in an awkward position. I couldn't work out what had happened until she started groaning and saying "my hip..my hip.." it was then i realised that she'd had a hip replacement and i had dislocated it. I ran through to the kitchen found some ibuprofen made her swallow them with some water then went into her en-suite bathroom and fapped myself off with her silk panties that she had hanging up whilst listening to her groaning on the bed. My fantasy had came true knowing i had completely destroyed more than just her pussy, i'd completely wrecked her. I needed to blow my load and i did all over her bathroom, it was one of the best loads i ever blew so much so that i nearly fainted and had to hang on to her sink as i felt myself blacking out.

I then called 911. Now i know some of you may say i'm a sick fuc but i started to get hard again and tried to get her to suck me off as she lay on the bed, but she wasn't having any of it. When the ambulance turned up at the house i ran out the back door and left her to it as i didn't want anyone to know what happened.

She never did tell anyone what happened instead saying she fell.
post 1572489261 01-30-2019, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy
Lying ******* thinking he's alpha doing 70# kettlebell swings. Cut and paste from Penthouse forum.
I was definitely alpha doing 200 x 32kg one hand swings every second day. Well alpha enough to destroy a granny.

wtf is penthouse forum? give me the link *******?









































































post 1572492671 01-30-2019, 03:03 PM
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LMAO @ the reactions to the copypasta-esque story doughnutking posted
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Originally Posted By doughnutking
I was definitely alpha doing 200 x 32kg one hand swings every second day. Well alpha enough to destroy a granny.

wtf is penthouse forum? give me the link *******?










































































200 with a 32 is not that impressive. Takes all of 10 minutes if you're in medium condition and have proper form.

Try 10k in 10 days and get back to me.
post 1572497811 01-30-2019, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By AlBHappy
200 with a 32 is not that impressive. Takes all of 10 minutes if you're in medium condition and have proper form.

Try 10k in 10 days and get back to me.
i said "GODAAAMN!"

You could be a granny slayer in the making

Have you ever fancied destroying a granny?
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I did it with one of my friends' older sister and she is 12 years older than me
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I`m throwing up in my mouth rn
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When I was mid 20s I hooked up with an old lady a few times.

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