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post 1583239221 07-03-2019, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
So this is what gluten free kale sounds like

I knew it!
onion crew
post 1583241281 07-03-2019, 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted By redraider86
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0PmGon6k7M9

Waiting on the rest of youse guise
Mother of god I bet you could chew a wolverine's ass red.
post 1583250841 07-03-2019, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Uhyeahokay



Needs the infinity gauntlet
“That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - The Nameless City by HP Lovecraft
"The higher the prevalence of infectious diseases the higher the probability of totalitarian political attitudes."
-Dr. Jordan Peterson Sept 2017
"The search for a moral equivalent of war continues to define American Liberalism to this day."
post 1583251181 07-03-2019, 06:34 PM
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Can someone read this smack city poem?




i carry your Piss with me(i carry it in
my ass) i am never without piss (anywhere
i piss you piss, my son; and whatever is pissed
by only me is your city, my ass)

I fear no piss (for you are my piss, my smack)i want
no city(for beautiful you are my city, my piss)
and it’s you are whatever a piss has always meant
and whatever an ass will always sing is you

here is the deepest piss nobody knows
(here is the root of the ass and the bud of the piss
and the sky of the city of a tree called son;which grows
higher than soul can hope or mind can smack)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the cheeks apart

i carry your piss(i carry it in my ass)
Outdoors brah is a purely fictitious persona. Any contextual or graphic creation, opinion, or post made by Outdoorsbrah is not a reflection of real life or reality in any manner, expressed nor implied.

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post 1583267311 07-04-2019, 02:52 AM
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s0xGzsBxroEx
post 1583277271 07-04-2019, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~
post 1583277591 07-04-2019, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By wincel
Read that chit like Michael Jefferson

[Spoiler!
I'm back, bitches!
post 1583281571 07-04-2019, 10:00 AM
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Sure. Let's do this. Don't get the copy-pasta though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1USXXPpfRwI
Go Jets Go
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post 1583282211 07-04-2019, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
Sure. Let's do this. Don't get the copy-pasta though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1USXXPpfRwI
Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.
6’0
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post 1583282421 07-04-2019, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
Sure. Let's do this. Don't get the copy-pasta though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1USXXPpfRwI
Do you want sum fuk?
*eggs crew*
*raiders crew*
post 1583282431 07-04-2019, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
Sure. Let's do this. Don't get the copy-pasta though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1USXXPpfRwI
You and Rabbit sound like you're whispering. You have an adorable voice.
~ In a world where you can be anything, be kind ~
post 1583282971 07-04-2019, 10:25 AM
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I'm calling out Proudmanlet to be doing this

get the fool in here rn
if you need someone to chat with, don't hesitate to shoot me a PM.
post 1583283391 07-04-2019, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
Sure. Let's do this. Don't get the copy-pasta though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1USXXPpfRwI
hnnng!
post 1583284111 07-04-2019, 10:43 AM
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Redraider you sound like your vocal chords and articulation are just as strong as your calves.. Wouldn't expect less from a perfectionist

Rabbit well that's just h0t, listened to this with earphones in, brb
More plates, more dates
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post 1583284401 07-04-2019, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
Sure. Let's do this. Don't get the copy-pasta though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1USXXPpfRwI
How much for your bath water bb
Formerly HandBrah, LipBrah & FootBrah
they call me Don Taters
NYM
<3 Miami Dolphins
WE GONNA WIN THE FUKING SUPERBOWL SOON BAYBEH
Hala Madrid
££££££sports betting crew££££££
This is all OJ's fault
Ass cheeks are the titties of the ass
First I romance the pie maker, then I romance the pie
post 1583284421 07-04-2019, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted By janglingjack
Do you want sum fuk?
I may need a restock of fuks because I'm currently all out of fuks to give--my stock has especially been depleted when it comes to the jets. All these players leaving....tanev...chiarot...myers, that other douche. possibly ehlers? no fuks left....
Originally Posted By Legz422
You and Rabbit sound like you're whispering. You have an adorable voice.
Lolyeah, I've been told I have a soft voice. Good for calming down tense situations, but I'm never taken seriously when I'm the one mad.

Thank you. Now Miss Legz, where is your vocaroo??? I expect to hear one when I get back from the gym!
Go Jets Go
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post 1583284911 07-04-2019, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
Sure. Let's do this. Don't get the copy-pasta though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1USXXPpfRwI
post 1583285091 07-04-2019, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
Sure. Let's do this. Don't get the copy-pasta though

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1USXXPpfRwI
Jesus H Christ all the other boys want sum fuk but I just want to be little spoon while you read me bedtime stories/10

Mirin accent.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
......................
post 1583286261 07-04-2019, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Legz422
You and Rabbit sound like you're whispering. You have an adorable voice.
Because they are lmao
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post 1583286711 07-04-2019, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
I may need a restock of fuks because I'm currently all out of fuks to give--my stock has especially been depleted when it comes to the jets. All these players leaving....tanev...chiarot...myers, that other douche. possibly ehlers? no fuks left....



Lolyeah, I've been told I have a soft voice. Good for calming down tense situations, but I'm never taken seriously when I'm the one mad.

Thank you. Now Miss Legz, where is your vocaroo??? I expect to hear one when I get back from the gym!
You want the original where I cracked myself up by saying Ice Cream instead of scream? or the come hither version? lol
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post 1583287441 07-04-2019, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Both pliz
This

and hurry the fuk up cuz I'm out in 2 hours
I'm back, bitches!
post 1583288281 07-04-2019, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
I may need a restock of fuks because I'm currently all out of fuks to give--my stock has especially been depleted when it comes to the jets. All these players leaving....tanev...chiarot...myers, that other douche. possibly ehlers? no fuks left....
Come be a Penguins fan you will get to see Tanev play with Crosby and Malkin

... and also get to see Crosby and Malkin lol
..../||||||\=======()
[::::::::::::::]

It's a tank lol

This is the only crew I'm in crew
post 1583288571 07-04-2019, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Sorry for not being merrican

That’s just how people from outside the states sound

Yaknow, cos decibels

Lol
Didn't know whispering and being American had some type of relationship
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post 1583289331 07-04-2019, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Whispering is when you use breath not throat

You think you’d know that
No this is whispering

whis·per
/ˈ(h)wispər/
Learn to pronounce
verb
gerund or present participle: whispering
speak very softly using one's breath without one's vocal cords, especially for the sake of privacy.
****Bringing sixy back in 2019****
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post 1583289451 07-04-2019, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted By Legz422
if u can read it better plz do bby girl
post 1583289691 07-04-2019, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Umm

Das wat I said
And you 100% spoke softly no chance you speak like that every time you talk lmao
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post 1583290511 07-04-2019, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Eggiesinabasket
I may need a restock of fuks because I'm currently all out of fuks to give--my stock has especially been depleted when it comes to the jets. All these players leaving....tanev...chiarot...myers, that other douche. possibly ehlers? no fuks left
You still have Little and the Geico Caveman, Matty P.

Caps fan, I feel ya, Caps just got rid of my boy Burky, but I expected it. Vrana surpassed him. Pumped for the season to start with a healthy Oshbabe
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post 1583290721 07-04-2019, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Nobody is reading that creepy assed chite wincel
how is it creepy

i thought it was hilarious
post 1583300601 07-04-2019, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Rabbitjb
Both pliz
Here’s first one. Not used to recording myself speaking.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0NYSJU8ejVn
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post 1583301161 07-04-2019, 05:13 PM
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Originally Posted By legz422
here’s first one. Not used to recording myself speaking.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0nysju8ejvn
lol!
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