Cringe hard at «text game»

Who cares If you are slick when texting If ur awkward af & non witty in real life?

Cringe at the whole online dating thing. Brb group of brahs trying to impress a sloot thru witty commentary just to Get a date with a girl that is looksmatched or Even below you.

IRL is sooooo much better & easier. If she is attracted to you & you actually make your move Face to face instead of thru text you Can fuk so much better sloots than whatever ur getting on apps.

Honestly just bang / practise on some 2-3/10s they love the attention you get practise and it’s easy sex.

If I couldn’t kick a football but wanted a premier league contract people would laugh at me, same thing here.

Start bad work your way up, any pussy is better than wanking into your pillow crying. I had a 4/10 fk buddy, massively helps when dating, if a date went bad I’d just ring her up.

Honestly you are making it something it’s not, start in the lower leagues and work your way up

Bumping this.

Got a Bumble match today. Pry an objective 3/10 or 4/10, but that's the best match I've got (see rest of thread). And she initiated with a complement of me, so the game should be set to EZ mode.

Kindergarten teacher. Seems wholesome, but also looks 25 going on 35. Pry wants some STEMbuxx. We'll see.

The weather in CA is atrocious this week, so I'm going to keep it inside and ask her out to a middle-aged white woman type pizza bar. I go to this place pretty often. It's nicer than Applebee's, but they'll still fuk you up with happy hour Mai Tais and Buffalo wings, so that's the strat.



Pic dump:
Spoiler!

Your latest match looks like post-op Jay Leno, but that swimsuit pic looks good enough for a poke

This actually ain’t that bad I guess lol

id rather stay home and jerk off/eat pizza/play video games then hit anything ITT ded fkn srs

this one seems dece

good luck

Ask her to grab a few beers and make sure to bring the paper bag.

Get it Opie. You got this.

Good job. Also, lol @ assuming she's a golddigger before really knowing anything about her. See what the red pill does...

I was also thinking this post was a bit much. She's got a strong chin, but otherwise, she's cute and in decent shape. Calling her a 3 seems like some strong misc standards.

Yep.

yuk

idk if that pic is a good one or angles.. but i like them thighs, likely ass and titties.. face not so much, but whatever

The kindergarten sloot is going to be enormous IRL. Rip.

This. Idc how you do it, but just relax. Remember, sloots are just dudes with sexier genitals. Don't second guess yourself. Your goal is to HAVE FUN.

The OP explains so much about yourself (that I already knew) and also about your perception of the world. Including women.

Thanks for the 5* thread. Good of you to own your place in life.

Don't apologize for a girls looks. misc standards are an obvious troll. girl looks a little overweight but is cute. If you're attracted to her and click well with her who gives a **** what #/10 she is according to misc. Go have fun with her and see where it goes from there.

Make sure you brush your teeth after you lick her butthole.

OP just smash a few 3-4/10s to boost your confidence and learn how to lead

then it becomes instinct so you dont have to get anxious or nervious next time.

doesn't fuking matter if she isn't as good looking as you would like she's 25 (unless fraudiing) and interested in you

don't be an anus and just roll with it and try to make it count

Lol’d on spread
Well said

Updating this thread. The 2nd text I had, I immediately asked this girl to meet me out for drinks this week. She hasn't responded in 2 days, so at this point, she's not going to.

Thanks for the support guys! I'll see you back here in 3 months when I get my next match.

brutal

Too fast, no? I know that's the style for misc chads, but I and everyone I know always talks for a bit before talking about date. I personally would prefer to exchange a brief text conversation first disregarding all else anyway, too.

Ask her body count and why it's so high and ask her if she thinks that is acceptable

No worries bro, I'll be cheering for you the the whole way.

In the meantime, try some bar game from time to time. It will only help you srs. Iirc you don't drink. Now idk your reasons, but I will say that liquid courage can be a really good cheat code, especially if you're an overthinker. Don't have to get wasted, that's retarded. Just to a point where you feel good and relaxed, and not worried about what someone might think if you started talking to them.

Remember, online is actually hard mode of you're below Chad or 6' status. I know it doesn't seem like it, but me and many other miscers will confirm. Do you think Ratfish would have smooched as many gals if he only relied on apps? We know our isn't his looks, but charisma. Charisma and flirting is just like any other skill.; the more you practice, the more proficient you become. You can't gain charisma experience online srs. And I know it's scary man. I'm not the type to puff my chest up and pretend I wasn't shaking in my boots when I was newer at it.

You're a very likable guy. I have no doubt that people enjoy your company IRL. You just have to take more chances and be open to IRL rejection. You'll always get way more no's than yes's, but you're not looking for a harem, you're just looking for one girl. Don't forget that.

Also, try your shot with Asians. I hate to be stereotypical here, but being white seems to automatically elevate you a few points with them.

I've thought about that, but it's not an option on the table. I talk with 4 or 5 work ****** my age, and all of them are single, srs. Not even an arranged marriage among them. They legit know no women.Results say that this was too fast, but I've done the pen pals thing before, and it usually trickles down to 1 word answers and an unmatch past about the 5 message point.

I guess I was assuming you were talking more or less live, but that's ofc not always the case (been on hiatus from OLD a while). Yeah, I'd still probably aim for a date within the first conversation barring her saying something like she wanted to talk later.

RIP.