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Which was the best smash?
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Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
I appreciate this but I’m honestly not. Some of you guys would easily smash there with better success than me, I actually have to put effort in the majority of the time. A lot of the guys at Ocean Beach for example are legit model tier guys, complete easy mode for them.I don't think people comprehend how impressive OP is srs
you're literally a legend dude
there are dudes that go out every single weekend and cannot even get one girl to talk to them
you smashed 3 in 3 days, holy chit
you're literally a legend dude
there are dudes that go out every single weekend and cannot even get one girl to talk to them
you smashed 3 in 3 days, holy chit
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Aussie bird was the dirtiest and was well into it, but the English one I was more satisfied with, I’d grafted a bit harder that’s why.Which was the best smash?
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
That’s crazy how are you self employed? I’m a firefighter EMT with a Fire/EMS department and yeah I agree women think it’s cool for like 5 minutes then they dgafThat £15 flask saved me 100’s euros easily srs
Just dropping lucky at festivals/holidays I’ve been on and keeping in contact with people. I’m pretty outgoing and can read groups well, I just establish some common round and joke a bit and go from there. Having the same interests is key, otherwise I’d find it hard to just go to say a random bar and do it that way.
Nahh they’re from their instas, I normally do manage to post proof but the state I was in on this holiday 95% of the time, the last thing I was thinking about I was taking ninja pics, you’ll just have to beleaf on this occasion.
Thanks brah, I’m in a sweet spot in life atm where all I want to do is enjoy it and have fun and everything is set up for me to do that. Yeh I’m 31 so should be thinking a bit more maturely in regards to more long term goals, but 2 more years of this and then I will.
Don’t shoot the messenger, but she said Aussie guys don’t satisfy them enough. I guess that’s why they all come to Europe.
Strangely enough, I don’t. I met her at a club last year back home, went on a date with her in January, smashed and then didn’t really speak to her after. Then while in Ibiza, I saw she was there as well on her snap, so I messaged her to come chill with us at O’Beach (where the pic was taken).
Ty brah.
So looking, you can do Calvin Harris at Ushuaïa, David Guetta at Hi, Elrow at Amnesia (personal fave), Music On at Pacha, Franky Wah at Club Chinois. That would be an epic few days.
I’m a self employed EMT/paramedic. I’m not a chad, I’d say telling girls what I do fascinates them for 5 mins and then they forget
Just dropping lucky at festivals/holidays I’ve been on and keeping in contact with people. I’m pretty outgoing and can read groups well, I just establish some common round and joke a bit and go from there. Having the same interests is key, otherwise I’d find it hard to just go to say a random bar and do it that way.
Nahh they’re from their instas, I normally do manage to post proof but the state I was in on this holiday 95% of the time, the last thing I was thinking about I was taking ninja pics, you’ll just have to beleaf on this occasion.
Thanks brah, I’m in a sweet spot in life atm where all I want to do is enjoy it and have fun and everything is set up for me to do that. Yeh I’m 31 so should be thinking a bit more maturely in regards to more long term goals, but 2 more years of this and then I will.
Don’t shoot the messenger, but she said Aussie guys don’t satisfy them enough. I guess that’s why they all come to Europe.
Strangely enough, I don’t. I met her at a club last year back home, went on a date with her in January, smashed and then didn’t really speak to her after. Then while in Ibiza, I saw she was there as well on her snap, so I messaged her to come chill with us at O’Beach (where the pic was taken).
Ty brah.
So looking, you can do Calvin Harris at Ushuaïa, David Guetta at Hi, Elrow at Amnesia (personal fave), Music On at Pacha, Franky Wah at Club Chinois. That would be an epic few days.
I’m a self employed EMT/paramedic. I’m not a chad, I’d say telling girls what I do fascinates them for 5 mins and then they forget
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
How long was the grafting process?Aussie bird was the dirtiest and was well into it, but the English one I was more satisfied with, I’d grafted a bit harder that’s why.
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Originally Posted By Basedbaby⏩
Basically the NHS is so understaffed. Private companies have set up and recruited clinicians, then they tell the NHS they’ll provide staff/vehicles to cover their shortfall. NHS nurses and doctors are leaving NHS positions in droves to join companies/agencies like mine, who pay more and provide flexibility in work. I actually sat with an American firefighter/EMT on my way to Miami a few months ago, cool guy.That’s crazy how are you self employed? I’m a firefighter EMT with a Fire/EMS department and yeah I agree women think it’s cool for like 5 minutes then they dgaf
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About 2 hours at Ocean Beach and an hour or 2 dancing with her at PachaHow long was the grafting process?
Oh yeh here’s another pic of the German girl she sent earlier

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The best part of OP's threads are all the losers seriously pointing out the flaws in the birds that OP shags while never having posting any of their own women..JFL
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Originally Posted By 129iq⏩
You'd know long befire marrying her because she'd tell you she "****s to travel".Damn. That one blonde is easily a 8+. Don't know how I'd feel if I married a girl and found a thread 5 years down the line that she did this
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
moar pics pleaseEnglish girl (20)


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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
Oh man i got into the frag thread and now i have about 30-40 different ones ranging from niche stuff like aqua di parma or Xerjoff to everyday stuff like Sauvage and Yare you on dat dere aventus creed time? my local nordstroms wont even let you smell it cuz its so expensive.
if not what cologne do you wear?
if not what cologne do you wear?
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Originally Posted By ChrisLS8⏩
thanks & repped.Oh man i got into the frag thread and now i have about 30-40 different ones ranging from niche stuff like aqua di parma or Xerjoff to everyday stuff like Sauvage and Y
tbh I don't think scent would help me much. I've been told numerous times that if I kept my mouth shut I'd get laid more. Women even come up and talk to me sometimes...I immediately start lecturing about something obscure or talk about the weird stuff I misc about. I can even tell while talking to them that that "its over" when her expression "drops" .
Dunno, just not a fun party guy. Never have been. Only women who like me are my girlfriends and even their friends say "your boyfriend is really weird"...oh well.
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OP,
can you elaborate on what you mean by "grafting" can't imagine hanging out with a non-girlfriend for hours unless I was low-key miscing on muh phone. Talking about music and beaches must get dull after I dunno 30 minutes? Sounds kinda painful except the ending where you cum.
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can you elaborate on what you mean by "grafting" can't imagine hanging out with a non-girlfriend for hours unless I was low-key miscing on muh phone. Talking about music and beaches must get dull after I dunno 30 minutes? Sounds kinda painful except the ending where you cum.
thanks
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To go 3/3 on a trip with decent women is something most men will never experience.
Believe it or not there are a number of women who go out and flirt but don't smash because they dont want to be judged by the girls they're with or dont do ONS etc etc so it's just impressive you can sniff out the ones who are down and don't end up putting in the effort for nothing.
Do you drop hints early on to figure out if they're DTF or do you think the vibe you put off just attracts the fast ones?
Believe it or not there are a number of women who go out and flirt but don't smash because they dont want to be judged by the girls they're with or dont do ONS etc etc so it's just impressive you can sniff out the ones who are down and don't end up putting in the effort for nothing.
Do you drop hints early on to figure out if they're DTF or do you think the vibe you put off just attracts the fast ones?
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Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
Why not ask them questions about themselves and play off of their responses instead of lecturing about obscure topics and things you Misc about? Just compulsive or what? Seems like something you could correct. No need to be a “fun party guy” to have conversations girls will enjoy.thanks & repped.
tbh I don't think scent would help me much. I've been told numerous times that if I kept my mouth shut I'd get laid more. Women even come up and talk to me sometimes...I immediately start lecturing about something obscure or talk about the weird stuff I misc about. I can even tell while talking to them that that "its over" when her expression "drops" .
Dunno, just not a fun party guy. Never have been. Only women who like me are my girlfriends and even their friends say "your boyfriend is really weird"...oh well.
tbh I don't think scent would help me much. I've been told numerous times that if I kept my mouth shut I'd get laid more. Women even come up and talk to me sometimes...I immediately start lecturing about something obscure or talk about the weird stuff I misc about. I can even tell while talking to them that that "its over" when her expression "drops" .
Dunno, just not a fun party guy. Never have been. Only women who like me are my girlfriends and even their friends say "your boyfriend is really weird"...oh well.
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Originally Posted By Cleveland33⏩
moar pics please


Originally Posted By sabusake⏩
She just seemed much more in to it and less passive, over energetic, wanted fingers up her arse etc.elaborate on the dirty, she into some kinky s--t or what
Originally Posted By andrepmeet⏩
I guess it’s an English term, it means putting in effort/chasing a person. Example, if you walked up to a girl and said let’s fuk and she said okay, that wouldn’t be grafting, you’re already at your end result. Obviously in the setting like at Ocean Beach, you pay for a bed that you share as a group, so you’re just chilling with the girl anyway and chatting about random chitOP,
can you elaborate on what you mean by "grafting" can't imagine hanging out with a non-girlfriend for hours unless I was low-key miscing on muh phone. Talking about music and beaches must get dull after I dunno 30 minutes? Sounds kinda painful except the ending where you cum.
thanks
can you elaborate on what you mean by "grafting" can't imagine hanging out with a non-girlfriend for hours unless I was low-key miscing on muh phone. Talking about music and beaches must get dull after I dunno 30 minutes? Sounds kinda painful except the ending where you cum.
thanks
Originally Posted By skinnyfat88⏩
No honestly right, my game isn’t anything amazing, in fact it’s borderline trash, but if I'm talking to a girl, I try to do kino touching, so grabbing their hands to dance with them etc as an example. If they let me pull them closer, I’m in, if they’re resisting or keeping distance between our bodies, I won’t push any further, unless there’s some obvious indication of interest.To go 3/3 on a trip with decent women is something most men will never experience.
Believe it or not there are a number of women who go out and flirt but don't smash because they dont want to be judged by the girls they're with or dont do ONS etc etc so it's just impressive you can sniff out the ones who are down and don't end up putting in the effort for nothing.
Do you drop hints early on to figure out if they're DTF or do you think the vibe you put off just attracts the fast ones?
Believe it or not there are a number of women who go out and flirt but don't smash because they dont want to be judged by the girls they're with or dont do ONS etc etc so it's just impressive you can sniff out the ones who are down and don't end up putting in the effort for nothing.
Do you drop hints early on to figure out if they're DTF or do you think the vibe you put off just attracts the fast ones?
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Op is a huge ****ing fraud
My friend in Europe saw one of these girls on tinder recently
Op is using her tinder pics
****ing lol at falling for this
Negged ****ign *******
My friend in Europe saw one of these girls on tinder recently
Op is using her tinder pics
****ing lol at falling for this
Negged ****ign *******
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩

She just seemed much more in to it and less passive, over energetic, wanted fingers up her arse etc.
I guess it’s an English term, it means putting in effort/chasing a person. Example, if you walked up to a girl and said let’s fuk and she said okay, that wouldn’t be grafting, you’re already at your end result. Obviously in the setting like at Ocean Beach, you pay for a bed that you share as a group, so you’re just chilling with the girl anyway and chatting about random chit
No honestly right, my game isn’t anything amazing, in fact it’s borderline trash, but if I'm talking to a girl, I try to do kino touching, so grabbing their hands to dance with them etc as an example. If they let me pull them closer, I’m in, if they’re resisting or keeping distance between our bodies, I won’t push any further, unless there’s some obvious indication of interest.
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She just seemed much more in to it and less passive, over energetic, wanted fingers up her arse etc.
I guess it’s an English term, it means putting in effort/chasing a person. Example, if you walked up to a girl and said let’s fuk and she said okay, that wouldn’t be grafting, you’re already at your end result. Obviously in the setting like at Ocean Beach, you pay for a bed that you share as a group, so you’re just chilling with the girl anyway and chatting about random chit
No honestly right, my game isn’t anything amazing, in fact it’s borderline trash, but if I'm talking to a girl, I try to do kino touching, so grabbing their hands to dance with them etc as an example. If they let me pull them closer, I’m in, if they’re resisting or keeping distance between our bodies, I won’t push any further, unless there’s some obvious indication of interest.
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Originally Posted By TOUCHEDbyMany⏩
LmaoOp is a huge ****ing fraud
My friendin Europe saw one of these girls on tinder recently
Op is using her tinder pics
****ing lol at falling for this
Negged ****ign *******
My friendin Europe saw one of these girls on tinder recently
Op is using her tinder pics
****ing lol at falling for this
Negged ****ign *******
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Dang son! woulda foreplayed the blonde by EATING her anus first.
already repped you phgt but thanks for the advice.
coincidentally grafting, means this in the States....
'What does it mean for someone to graft?
Graft can mean bribery or corruption.'
so I really couldn't figure out if you were swindling them emotionally (aka lying saying you were royalty or something) or just chatting about mundane topics.
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OP, thanks for the tips. I think I will likely hit up the Guetta/Harris events on Friday. Saturday and Sunday are wide open. I'm thinking more party time on Sat and then relax Sun so my trip out of Ibiza to my next stop on Monday doesn't suck. You have any experience with the boat parties running out of Playa d'en Bossa? I was looking at one of those as a possibility for Sat during the day. Like 99 Euro for several hours out, unlimited drinks, a swim stop, etc.
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
ghey alien skull, stumpy fingers, fake blonde, chitter with the lid up in pic, groceDon’t like boys
I know brah. Do you know when that guys head gets shot in Men in Black and his head comes back small, that’s me.
It’s a small Island off of Spain, look it up
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I know brah. Do you know when that guys head gets shot in Men in Black and his head comes back small, that’s me.
It’s a small Island off of Spain, look it up
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Originally Posted By SteadySmokin⏩
Strong reasonable demands of this hoax.you just took pics off tinder and claimed you smashed
im not believing it
i want to see the sex vid, licking her butthole with your face clearly you, also wearing misc hat
than i will believe
im not believing it
i want to see the sex vid, licking her butthole with your face clearly you, also wearing misc hat
than i will believe
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Some of you all are way too picky, that girl is hot in 99% of cultures.....
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