06-17-2016, 11:02 AM
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she realized that her glow is about to vanish..
Edit: ^^^ some gandalf chits is going on ITT
Edit: ^^^ some gandalf chits is going on ITT
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06-17-2016, 11:02 AM
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I love you so so so so so so so so much.
Please never go away
I want to marry you event though we've been dating for 4 months
You keep me sane
LOL
This chit is the gayest thing any girl can send to her man.
I'm gonna go with either she's a super clinger or felt guilty of cheating on you.as others have mention, either way you're ****ed lol
Please never go away
I want to marry you event though we've been dating for 4 months
You keep me sane
LOL
This chit is the gayest thing any girl can send to her man.
I'm gonna go with either she's a super clinger or felt guilty of cheating on you.as others have mention, either way you're ****ed lol
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06-17-2016, 11:05 AM
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OP srs question did you do something really helpful for her recently or was this text random? if not i feel that this is a guilty text, rip boyo
06-17-2016, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Podunks⏩
All true, but that love comes at the cost of your happiness and sanity.What smart men realize, is stage 5 clingers make the best wives....
Brb, worship you.
Brb, will never cheat on you.
Brb, will do what ever it takes to keep you.
Brb, win.
Brb, worship you.
Brb, will never cheat on you.
Brb, will do what ever it takes to keep you.
Brb, win.
Brb, expects to be joined at the hip 24/7
Brb, only hobby is hanging out with you
Brb, only life goal is marrying you
Brb, no more time to yourself or with friends/family
Brb, paranoid as fuark that you're cheating
Brb, fall asleep on the couch without sending a "goodnight bby" text and she assumes you're at an orgy
Brb, can't be within 500 feet of a female without being accused of cheating
Brb, relying on you for 100% of her happiness
Brb, break up with her and she chops your dink off in your sleep
I'll take a mentally stable girl with her own separate life over a clinger any day.
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06-17-2016, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Googooly⏩
Lol this...Sounds guilty as phuck.I love you so so so so so so so so much.
Please never go away
I want to marry you event though we've been dating for 4 months
You keep me sane
LOL
This chit is the gayest thing any girl can send to her man.
I'm gonna go with either she's a super clinger or felt guilty of cheating on you.as others have mention, either way you're ****ed lol
Please never go away
I want to marry you event though we've been dating for 4 months
You keep me sane
LOL
This chit is the gayest thing any girl can send to her man.
I'm gonna go with either she's a super clinger or felt guilty of cheating on you.as others have mention, either way you're ****ed lol
06-17-2016, 12:12 PM
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I remember when my ex texted me something like this
then I found out a few months later she'd made a pass at my best friend only a few days after.
good stuff
then I found out a few months later she'd made a pass at my best friend only a few days after.
good stuff
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06-17-2016, 12:13 PM
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06-17-2016, 12:14 PM
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6'3'' 199 lbs I'm mad at those stats OP
06-17-2016, 12:16 PM
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"I'll be back around 7:30-8:30"
*10:30*
"You still up?"
"Ohmahgawd I love you so much and I want to be with you forever and ever and PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, I'M SORRY FOR TAKING JAMAL'S CAWK UP MY ASS"
I'm FA and not even mad. Would rather be single than have to deal with bullchit like this.
Also, anyone know the age of OP's girlfriend? It would help to know how loud that clock's ticking.
*10:30*
"You still up?"
"Ohmahgawd I love you so much and I want to be with you forever and ever and PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, I'M SORRY FOR TAKING JAMAL'S CAWK UP MY ASS"
I'm FA and not even mad. Would rather be single than have to deal with bullchit like this.
Also, anyone know the age of OP's girlfriend? It would help to know how loud that clock's ticking.
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06-17-2016, 12:18 PM
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If she ain't sending nudes why would I be mad lmao
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06-17-2016, 12:25 PM
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06-17-2016, 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
everything in life is really good right up until it's not

06-17-2016, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted By ronnie09⏩
while you were typing this i was plowing you from behind. you mad?while you were typing this i was plowing your mother, u mad
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06-17-2016, 12:36 PM
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Originally Posted By Criollo⏩
While you were typing this I was plowing your yard, u mad?while you were typing this i was plowing you from behind. you mad?
06-17-2016, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Does make me think tbh.."I'll be back around 7:30-8:30"
*10:30*
"You still up?"
*10:30*
"You still up?"
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06-17-2016, 01:18 PM
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06-17-2016, 01:18 PM
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it's because you eat Booty like groceries brah...
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06-17-2016, 01:20 PM
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06-17-2016, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted By EboBebo⏩
Exactly.So many red flags in that text
It kind of makes me not feel so bad about how many men get fuked over. They genuinely look at that as gospel. No half-sane woman would ever send that text.
OP is a biscuit.
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06-17-2016, 01:24 PM
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I like needy emotional women too OP. Goodluck with the breakup when she goes full psycho and slashes your tires.
06-17-2016, 01:36 PM
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06-17-2016, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By MuzzieChik786⏩
Yes :^)Aww how sweet. You're a lucky guy Opie.
Do you feel the same about her?
Do you feel the same about her?
This was right after a Hour long FaceTime. I went to sleep and not two minutes later this hits my phone
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06-17-2016, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By FA*******⏩
Context:"I'll be back around 7:30-8:30"
*10:30*
"You still up?"
"Ohmahgawd I love you so much and I want to be with you forever and ever and PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, I'M SORRY FOR TAKING JAMAL'S CAWK UP MY ASS"
I'm FA and not even mad. Would rather be single than have to deal with bullchit like this.
Also, anyone know the age of OP's girlfriend? It would help to know how loud that clock's ticking.
*10:30*
"You still up?"
"Ohmahgawd I love you so much and I want to be with you forever and ever and PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, I'M SORRY FOR TAKING JAMAL'S CAWK UP MY ASS"
I'm FA and not even mad. Would rather be single than have to deal with bullchit like this.
Also, anyone know the age of OP's girlfriend? It would help to know how loud that clock's ticking.
She texted me she was off work and did errands but j didn't respond til later "still up". I then FaceTimed her and after went to sleep then she texted me that right after. We were being sappy during ft that's why she sent hat :^)
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06-17-2016, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted By crupiea⏩
Feels, bro. Feels.Glad for you man. really am.
Just keep in mind that every single guy who got divorced, lost all his money and dignity, got that same text or one very close to it.
Just sayin.
Just keep in mind that every single guy who got divorced, lost all his money and dignity, got that same text or one very close to it.
Just sayin.
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06-17-2016, 02:16 PM
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She sounds like a total ****ing schizophrenic nutjob, pic or not she's an automatic 2/10 for that......and you're gloating why?
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06-17-2016, 02:21 PM
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06-17-2016, 02:28 PM
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06-17-2016, 02:33 PM
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LMFAO OP has to be a teen miscer to be all happy and make some ****gy thread like this.
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06-17-2016, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted By hotsaucebrah⏩
Idealization.this or has borderline srs
Devaluation.
Disregard.
The borderline cycle.
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06-17-2016, 02:34 PM
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Lmao you fuking cuck.
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