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Thread: Things I've overheard our 45 year old secretary say

post 1455512453 07-31-2016, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted By solidus2k3⏩
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I'm jealous, brah. Maybe you won't get the 45-year-old secretaries, but you must be swimming in 55-year-old vaginas.
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post 1455512543 07-31-2016, 10:21 PM
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It used to be when a woman hit 35, she was done being sexy. Cover it up, nobody wants to see it. Now, it's MILF culture, where women at age 35 is more desirable than girls under 35.

Advantages of a woman 40+:
- She's already had her kids, they are probably grown or at least not under your feet. She won't be asking you to be a daddy to some other dude's kids and she won't be wanting more.
- She's matured, knows what she wants in bed, has no hangups or insecurities like a younger girl. She's over the games.
- By then hopefully she's learned how to spend and make money.
post 1455512773 07-31-2016, 10:24 PM
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Jim Florentine said his Florida Liquor Store owner friend just dates them, takes care of them & does them up the ass instead.
-Roger Stone's on the loose; quislings on the run.
-of Nolibs "Donald stumped him & everyone else in the race, even Lyin' Ted Cruz!"
-Donald trump tears a hole,destroys my self esteem... And trump could win it all,my rightful place from birth,dad i've let you down,dub i've made you...hurt
-Donald for a long time, Donald for a long time, Go tell that syphilis tongued liar
-Now this nation that I love has fallen under attack,
Through our DJT,
we lit up the cucks,
Like the fourth of July
post 1455513013 07-31-2016, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
It used to be when a woman hit 35, she was done being sexy. Cover it up, nobody wants to see it.Now, it's MILF culture, where women at age 35 is more desirable than girls under 35.

Advantages of a woman 40+:
- She's already had her kids, they are probably grown or at least not under your feet. She won't be asking you to be a daddy to some other dude's kids and she won't be wanting more.
- She's matured, knows what she wants in bed, has no hangups or insecurities like a younger girl. She's over the games.
- By then hopefully she's learned how to spend and make money.
"MILF", an unnatural and destructive concept introduced and popularized by the filmAmerican Pie, which was brought to you by PaulWeitz, ChristWeitzand AdamHertz. Released and produced by Universal Pictures, whose CEO is RonaldMeyer.

Coincidence? Yeah. Sure. Nothing to see here, goyim. Move along.
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post 1455513133 07-31-2016, 10:28 PM
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Wheat CEO:

-Roger Stone's on the loose; quislings on the run.
-of Nolibs "Donald stumped him & everyone else in the race, even Lyin' Ted Cruz!"
-Donald trump tears a hole,destroys my self esteem... And trump could win it all,my rightful place from birth,dad i've let you down,dub i've made you...hurt
-Donald for a long time, Donald for a long time, Go tell that syphilis tongued liar
-Now this nation that I love has fallen under attack,
Through our DJT,
we lit up the cucks,
Like the fourth of July
post 1455513723 07-31-2016, 10:33 PM
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Cant believe miscers are believing this story...

99% is exaggerated bullchit


No guy will ever want to stay with her for longer then it takes him to end his dry spell and bust a load thanks to online dating.
post 1455514113 07-31-2016, 10:37 PM
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someone needs to create a fake profile & try talking to OP's secretary, then take this bish down a notch or 2
post 1455514643 07-31-2016, 10:41 PM
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Lol @ even living as a man anymore
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post 1455516343 07-31-2016, 10:56 PM
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LMFAO If you think this isn't realistic then just KYS right now you are still BLUE PILLED as fuk.
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post 1455517403 07-31-2016, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By TradeKing⏩
LMFAO If you think this isn't realistic then just KYS right now you are still BLUE PILLED as fuk.
I'm somewhat surprised at all the mental gymnastics in this thread.
post 1455517423 07-31-2016, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By Laconises⏩
"MILF", an unnatural and destructive concept introduced and popularized by the filmAmerican Pie, which was brought to you by PaulWeitz, ChristWeitzand AdamHertz. Released and produced by Universal Pictures, whose CEO is RonaldMeyer.

Coincidence? Yeah. Sure. Nothing to see here, goyim. Move along.
I agree that kind of kicked it to another gear but don't forget Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel and Maggie by Rod Steward and a bunch of others. The older woman, younger guy thing has always been.
post 1455517853 07-31-2016, 11:11 PM
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i call a troll

over 30 women are only for ****ing, no one sane has a relationship with anyone of them and even if they do, they're CUcked or Beta beyond belief
post 1455518253 07-31-2016, 11:15 PM
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
i call a troll

over 30 women are only for ****ing, no one sane has a relationship with anyone of them and even if they do, they're CUcked or Beta beyond belief
It's a thirsty world out there, and for whatever reason, most sloots try to downplay the number of dinks they have begging to sniff a bus seat they sat on 20 minutes prior.
post 1455520753 07-31-2016, 11:46 PM
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If you want to make a girl fall in love with you then put a movie on and don't stop smashing until the credits roll srs
1.5 to 2 hours
Grinding >Poking

Choose wisely

3...2....1.... until miscers with 3min staying power shoot this down.
post 1455521033 07-31-2016, 11:49 PM
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We're at the point of not being able to tell if this is trolling or not, idk man but just fuk marriage
post 1455521163 07-31-2016, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Jasonw1178⏩
I agree that kind of kicked it to another gear but don't forget Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel and Maggie by Rod Steward and a bunch of others. The older woman, younger guy thing has always been.
And 'The Graduate'
post 1455523533 08-01-2016, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Ceo10kdaybro⏩
Cant believe miscers are believing this story...

99% is exaggerated bullchit


No guy will ever want to stay with her for longer then it takes him to end his dry spell and bust a load thanks to online dating.
Originally Posted By TradeKing⏩
LMFAO If you think this isn't realistic then just KYS right now you are still BLUE PILLED as fuk.
Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
i call a troll

over 30 women are only for ****ing, no one sane has a relationship with anyone of them and even if they do, they're CUcked or Beta beyond belief
Why is it so hard for miscers to believe this story....


There was a thread where miscer photoshopped long hair on camel jockey and created a n account on dating site...got 100's of messages a day from guys...

For those unaware who camejockey is ... pick below...now imagine long hair on him and set as profile picture getting 100's of messages per day. Guys are fukkin stupid thirsty so any legit 5-6/10 will get crazy offers online.




This is why you should not rely online to get girls... modst guys have no problem sending messages online to girls behind the safety of their screens but those same guys are TERRIFIED to start a conversation with a girl in RL...if you can hold a solid conversation in real life with a girl and you are not pussy to start one you will be fine with getting girls.
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post 1455527733 08-01-2016, 01:44 AM
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[QUOTE=Weezy32 post_id=1455523533]Why is it so hard for miscers to believe this story....


There was a thread where miscer photoshopped long hair on camel jockey and created a n account on dating site...got 100's of messages a day from guys...

For those unaware who camejockey is ... pick below...now imagine long hair on him and set as profile picture getting 100's of messages per day. Guys are fukkin stupid thirsty so any legit 5-6/10 will get crazy offers online.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/oePMENV.png[img]


This is why you should not rely online to get girls... modst guys have no problem sending messages online to girls behind the safety of their screens but those same guys are TERRIFIED to start a conversation with a girl in RL...if you can hold a solid conversation in real life with a girl and you are not pussy to start one you will be fine with getting girls.[/QUOTE]Oh lawd. I died when I saw that pic (no a s s hole)

Do you have a link to the thread?
post 1455528783 08-01-2016, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Weezy32⏩
Why is it so hard for miscers to believe this story....


There was a thread where miscer photoshopped long hair on camel jockey and created a n account on dating site...got 100's of messages a day from guys...

For those unaware who camejockey is ... pick below...now imagine long hair on him and set as profile picture getting 100's of messages per day. Guys are fukkin stupid thirsty so any legit 5-6/10 will get crazy offers online.




This is why you should not rely online to get girls... modst guys have no problem sending messages online to girls behind the safety of their screens but those same guys are TERRIFIED to start a conversation with a girl in RL...if you can hold a solid conversation in real life with a girl and you are not pussy to start one you will be fine with getting girls.
Will rep for link to this thread lmao.
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post 1455530353 08-01-2016, 02:52 AM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"He finished after only 45 minutes, but I told him not to feel bad about it."
Whoever was smashing her obviously never heard of PIITB. LMAO at any woman who can go longer than 10 minutes having her sh!t pushed in
post 1455530953 08-01-2016, 03:01 AM
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Originally Posted By MagicMata⏩
Will rep for link to this thread lmao.
actual thread got taken down, but yeah thirsty mother ****ers were still msging "her"

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=153198361
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The two hour thing is particularly hilarious b/c I've literally been yelled at for going over an hour due to soreness on their part.

Just sounds like a case of online dating boosting the crippled self esteem of an old lady.
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I can tell you from my experience in life, if there's a woman out there willing to screw, someone will **** her. I don't care what kind of hideous troll beast she looks like, she'll get ****ed. It's only a numbers game to find someone with money that will do it. Even if OP is trolling, this scenario is definitely possible.
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45 mins...da fuk am i supposed to do with the other 43 mins.
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Originally Posted By open_society⏩
45 mins...da fuk am i supposed to do with the other 43 mins.
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Pfft, if I wanted to see weird desperate old dudes white knighting over-entitled chicks I'd just spend half an hour on BodySpace.
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Originally Posted By TexasMajor⏩
I picture her as having wide ass hips, slightly over weight, and big ass titties. She probably wears tons of jewelry, too.
Like this? (Minus the jewelry)

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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
"For now, I just want to enjoyMEtime. I have 4 "dates" set up next week"
Well wait, which is it? Is she gonna enjoy ME time, or is she gonna go out on 4 dates?
Every GF I ever had, "ME time" meant fapping, diddling the man in the boat. Alone.
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Originally Posted By FailedPotential⏩
Give pics of this sex marathon wanting sloot
It is safe to say that on this occasion, pics will not be required by OP
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Originally Posted By forthenoodz⏩
actual thread got taken down, but yeah thirsty mother ****ers were still msging "her"

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showth...hp?t=153198361
Fuark. Most of the pics don't work anymore but from what I can gather that was absolutely hilarious.
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