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12-27-2023, 11:00 AM
#181
Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
You think its funny now but i know a guy who is writing a Mani Festo and im sure a CO is on it somewhere. I know how it works and COs are some decent people and they are the biggest dicks. Guess which ones didnt last long? You must be a nice CO cause the way you act here makes me think you would get your ass beat. Fuking california. I know all about Cali Prisons. Some of the worst in the country. Also fuk you miscers telling me to shut up. Im a REAL CONVICT having a real discussion with a REAL CO! If you havent been to prison then STFU! You punks think this is a game but its not. All it takes is a freak accident and you yourself could wind up in prison. Fuking idiots i swear
Haha, you talk so hard; I work level 3 (has level 1-4 due to overrides) and most of the job is fcking around. Bullying? Nah, I do fck with people but that's staff and inmates, it's funny and kills time. If I was a 'bully' than my ass would lose all the grievances I get (a lot) but I am always just inside of policy.
You seem to take this all way to seriously, the fckery that happens in a prison is legit like a comedy show; I've seen a guy wreck a golf cart into a gate, a trash truck drop a dumpster onto a van, an inmate take a stokes litter and ride it down the stairs; unless supermax it's pretty funny most of the time if you have dark humor.
90% boring or funny, 10% oh sht moments.
You seem to take this all way to seriously, the fckery that happens in a prison is legit like a comedy show; I've seen a guy wreck a golf cart into a gate, a trash truck drop a dumpster onto a van, an inmate take a stokes litter and ride it down the stairs; unless supermax it's pretty funny most of the time if you have dark humor.
90% boring or funny, 10% oh sht moments.
12-27-2023, 11:05 AM
#182
I assume Double Barrel Darrel got the name from double barreling cocks in the showers?
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12-27-2023, 11:10 AM
#183
Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
I'm just unsure what your point is TBH, this is just basic fckery that happens, not sure how it was where you were but pretty much any prison (except supermax) in CA is pretty much like I've been describing; don't get me wrong, most days are just boring as hell and nothing much goes on, these stories are just the funny things. We all fck around, a lot, inmates and staff; we're all people, people mess with each other.
You think its funny now but i know a guy who is writing a Mani Festo and im sure a CO is on it somewhere. I know how it works and COs are some decent people and they are the biggest dicks. Guess which ones didnt last long? You must be a nice CO cause the way you act here makes me think you would get your ass beat. Fuking california. I know all about Cali Prisons. Some of the worst in the country. Also fuk you miscers telling me to shut up. Im a REAL CONVICT having a real discussion with a REAL CO! If you havent been to prison then STFU! You punks think this is a game but its not. All it takes is a freak accident and you yourself could wind up in prison. Fuking idiots i swear
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Well, funny as it would be, nah. He got it since his punches were so hard he usually just k/o'd anyone he fought.
I assume Double Barrel Darrel got the name from double barreling cocks in the showers?
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12-27-2023, 11:16 AM
#184
When your on the other side its not funny. And things are going on all the time. I just saw 15 COs got charged with smuggling the other day. Its always a cousin of someone.Ive got better prison stories than you but i dont want to talk about them and make them seem funny. To deprive a man of his freedom is sick chit but someone has to do it. Just remember it could easily be YOU one day. Ive seen COs get there ass beat plenty of times. Then the Goon squad comes and then the tear gas. If prisoners wanted to they could take the place if they were smart
12-27-2023, 11:22 AM
#185
Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
I cannot stand COs who sneak sht in, I fck around but that's a line to never cross. Sneak sht in and I will happily watch you burn.
When your on the other side its not funny. And things are going on all the time. I just saw 15 COs got charged with smuggling the other day. Its always a cousin of someone.Ive got better prison stories than you but i dont want to talk about them and make them seem funny. To deprive a man of his freedom is sick chit but someone has to do it. Just remember it could easily be YOU one day. Ive seen COs get there ass beat plenty of times. Then the Goon squad comes and then the tear gas. If prisoners wanted to they could take the place if they were smart
Like I said, this is just the funny sht, I'm doubting anyone wants to hear about all the times I had inmates come to me with safety concerns and I spent an hour doing a roll up package, inventorying their property, and escorting them to another yard or ADSEG for protection. Or the times I escort inmates to CTC (on site hospital) because they are hurt, or all the times I had to cell feed a building because we are on lock down, or escort a guy to medical to get checked out. All the 'actual' sht I do daily. I do my job and in 9 years never been written up, plenty of On Job Trainings, but never a write up.
Edit: Yeah they could take over if they wanted, they have the numbers… but I mean, what then? Still unlikely to get out, gonna run out of food fast too. It would be wild but worst we've had was hunger strikes which were dumb; they just refused to walk to the dining hall, still had all their canteen and special purchase food, so not really a 'hunger strike'.
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12-27-2023, 11:32 AM
#186
Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Im sorry for being a dick but the way you came off on making fun of inmates got to me. I got PTSD cause of that chit and my dad is in prison right now for something he shouldnt be in prison for. If i found out a CO was fuking with my dad he would be done. Him and his family. done. but thats just me. I lived a fuked up life. I even thought of being a CO but i know i would be dirty.
I cannot stand COs who sneak sht in, I fck around but that's a line to never cross. Sneak sht in and I will happily watch you burn.
Like I said, this is just the funny sht, I'm doubting anyone wants to hear about all the times I had inmates come to me with safety concerns and I spent an hour doing a roll up package, inventorying their property, and escorting them to another yard or ADSEG for protection. Or the times I escort inmates to CTC (on site hospital) because they are hurt, or all the times I had to cell feed a building because we are on lock down, or escort a guy to medical to get checked out. All the 'actual' sht I do daily. I do my job and in 9 years never been written up, plenty of On Job Trainings, but never a write up.
Like I said, this is just the funny sht, I'm doubting anyone wants to hear about all the times I had inmates come to me with safety concerns and I spent an hour doing a roll up package, inventorying their property, and escorting them to another yard or ADSEG for protection. Or the times I escort inmates to CTC (on site hospital) because they are hurt, or all the times I had to cell feed a building because we are on lock down, or escort a guy to medical to get checked out. All the 'actual' sht I do daily. I do my job and in 9 years never been written up, plenty of On Job Trainings, but never a write up.
Speaking of which what do you think of that crazy bitch Vickey White? that was a crazy story and i was on top of that that story. Theres gotta be more to that story. I know a couple COs that were fuking a couple dudes. they were black of coarse
12-27-2023, 11:37 AM
#187
Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
I never take sht personally, no point in it.
Im sorry for being a dick but the way you came off on making fun of inmates got to me. I got PTSD cause of that chit and my dad is in prison right now for something he shouldnt be in prison for. If i found out a CO was fuking with my dad he would be done. Him and his family. done. but thats just me. I lived a fuked up life. I even thought of being a CO but i know i would be dirty.
Speaking of which what do you think of that crazy bitch Vickey White? that was a crazy story and i was on top of that that story. Theres gotta be more to that story. I know a couple COs that were fuking a couple dudes. they were black of coarse
Speaking of which what do you think of that crazy bitch Vickey White? that was a crazy story and i was on top of that that story. Theres gotta be more to that story. I know a couple COs that were fuking a couple dudes. they were black of coarse
Vickey was dumb as fck, any CO who does that is… seen some throw away 20+ year careers for a quick buck, so fcking dumb. You could never offer me enough money for my integrity. That and my pay, medical, dental/vision, pension… it's never worth it, but too many fall for the quick money. Best was we had a CO get caught, our Warden at the time had pictures of her being arrested and he emailed them institution wide "If you bring in contraband you are no longer our partner or our family, you will be punished, you will be disowned and you will regret it." It was so badass, he got in some trouble for it, but fck it, dirty COs are the worst.
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12-27-2023, 11:42 AM
#188
yeah well you must have seen all these vids on youtube with inmates with cellphones. The COs are the ones bringing it in. either that or the dudes who are outside work detail. You can get an iphone for like $800 in the joint. wont be brand new though. Ive talked to buddies of mine in the joint with cellphones. that was kinda wierd. didnt want them to get in troube
12-27-2023, 11:46 AM
#189
Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
Mostly it's free staff (cooks, teachers, counselors, ect) that bring sht in, occasionally COs but it's less common. Also, $800? Damn, currently $2k for a cheapo burner phone right now, though I have seen some of the newest Samsungs, IPhones, and Google phones, those can get up to $5-7k. Though CA gave all inmates tablets with video/picture/text message capabilities so prices coming down. Even looking at just giving inmates cell phones, because, you know, CA.
yeah well you must have seen all these vids on youtube with inmates with cellphones. The COs are the ones bringing it in. either that or the dudes who are outside work detail. You can get an iphone for like $800 in the joint. wont be brand new though. Ive talked to buddies of mine in the joint with cellphones. that was kinda wierd. didnt want them to get in troube
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12-27-2023, 11:57 AM
#190
guess that was the old price. It was $500 for a flip phone in FL i think back in 2010 or whatever. You got outside cooks coming in? Its always been inmates. Never heard of outside cooks coming in. LOL i remember a story my dad told me. His old cellie left and gave him his tv. Because it didnt have his name on it they put my dad in the hole or somechit. fuking bogus as hell. I went to the hole for a week cause i had some rice fermenting. I got searched cause my cellie was a dick banging on the toilet at night and people were pissed and ratted him out for doing tattoos. Didnt find his needles but found my chitty old rice. I was a dumb kid then. man fuk the hole. nothing to do but jack off and do pushups
12-27-2023, 12:00 PM
#191
Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
Free staff cook, he supervises the inmates cooking the food to make sure it meets health standards, inmates do most of the work though; then a CO to make sure sht goes smooth.
guess that was the old price. It was $500 for a flip phone in FL i think back in 2010 or whatever. You got outside cooks coming in? Its always been inmates. Never heard of outside cooks coming in. LOL i remember a story my dad told me. His old cellie left and gave him his tv. Because it didnt have his name on it they put my dad in the hole or somechit. fuking bogus as hell. I went to the hole for a week cause i had some rice fermenting. I got searched cause my cellie was a dick banging on the toilet at night and people were pissed and ratted him out for doing tattoos. Didnt find his needles but found my chitty old rice. I was a dumb kid then
The hole for a TV? I usually just leave it unless you piss me off then I just take it and wait a week then if you've been cool I give it back. I have searched plenty of cells because someone acted like an idiot, though I usually tell the cellie "Which stuff is yours because I don't want that, I want his sht."
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12-27-2023, 12:53 PM
#192
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Homeboy is just an angry K6Y peepee toucher.
It's comedy when plebs who have never done time or worked custody make such informed comments.
12-27-2023, 12:59 PM
#193
Originally Posted By JuanLee⏩
Lol.
Homeboy is just an angry K6Y peepee toucher.
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12-27-2023, 01:02 PM
#194
Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
I dont know if he went to the hole but he did get in trouble because he didnt actually buy it. Some places are wierd like that. When you get out and you got chit EVERYBODY wants your chit. I was the guy who always had chit. I gave my buddy my walkman radio, That was the thing in this jail. Carrol CO. GA. seen some crazy chit in that jail. good times. I learned a chit ton at that jail.Holy smokes. I could write a book on that place alone. Did 9 months at that looney toon jail. Boosted my Criminal IQ by 20 points.
Free staff cook, he supervises the inmates cooking the food to make sure it meets health standards, inmates do most of the work though; then a CO to make sure sht goes smooth.
The hole for a TV? I usually just leave it unless you piss me off then I just take it and wait a week then if you've been cool I give it back. I have searched plenty of cells because someone acted like an idiot, though I usually tell the cellie "Which stuff is yours because I don't want that, I want his sht."
The hole for a TV? I usually just leave it unless you piss me off then I just take it and wait a week then if you've been cool I give it back. I have searched plenty of cells because someone acted like an idiot, though I usually tell the cellie "Which stuff is yours because I don't want that, I want his sht."
That doctor at that jail saved my life though. I had a BAC of over .5. i went nuts blah blah blah and the doctor in the jail gave me an IV saline and gave me a bunch of blankets in my cell and actually cared for me. Best Doctor ever and he needs a medal. I would of died probably. Ive met lots of nice people locked up. Ive seen the good and the bad. and i appreciate the good. I was always nice and COs love me. most of the time anyway
Hey CO. i had a lighter hidden in a toothpaste tube. I dont smoke cigs but i was slinging them and i had a lighter and i could roll. i was smoking for free. I smoked a joint and it was the worst high ever. Everybody could smell it and i was straight tripping i was so fuked up. AND im in GA on AGG ASS charges. i would of got at least 1 maybe 2 felonies for that. Fuk jail and prison. Gambling is the only good part
12-27-2023, 01:04 PM
#196
Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
I liked to leave property that wasn't someone's, it gave me leverage later. "Hey, stop hanging on doors or that radio that isn't yours is mine." Pretty much meant I rarely had to do much else.
I dont know if he went to the hole but he did get in trouble because he didnt actually buy it. Some places are wierd like that. When you get out and you got chit EVERYBODY wants your chit. I was the guy who always had chit. I gave my buddy my walkman radio, That was the thing in this jail. Carrol CO. GA. seen some crazy chit in that jail. good times. I learned a chit ton at that jail.Holy smokes
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12-27-2023, 01:07 PM
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wish I could rep you bro srs, good stories
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12-27-2023, 01:33 PM
#198
Originally Posted By Akd123⏩
not a degen
Im not a degenerate and no he wouldnt. Your just an idiot who believes his stupid stories. COs who abuse inmates are like people who kick animals who cant defend themselves. Im the legal expert here so shut up and fuk off. This is not a topic you are familiar with. And if you support this behavior it makes YOU a degenerate
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12-27-2023, 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
OK Chief. Wanna tell me how many years you did and how many family members who are career criminals and how many millions of dollars you touched with your own hands? No? then mind your bussiness
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12-27-2023, 02:00 PM
#200
Originally Posted By stegosaurus⏩
Heres a fuking scenario for you Your driving come from work going home.You take sip of coffee and you hit a homeless bum in the middle of the street cause the fuk was high?. Next thing you know your getting arrested for vehiclure manslaughter. WTF do you do? Thats right you dont know what to do and your mom or sister could get charged on a chitty day at any time.chit happens
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12-28-2023, 09:30 AM
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12-28-2023, 09:31 AM
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Fuark he switched to vocaroo? I like reading these stories with some music on in the background, fuk me.
12-28-2023, 09:34 AM
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12-28-2023, 09:35 AM
#204
Originally Posted By Barteh⏩
Just for you I can type a few from time to time; not always able to use my mic. I'll type at least one a day or so.
Fuark he switched to vocaroo? I like reading these stories with some music on in the background, fuk me.
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12-28-2023, 09:46 AM
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12-28-2023, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Good stuff mirin
Just for you I can type a few from time to time; not always able to use my mic. I'll type at least one a day or so.
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12-28-2023, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
I'm here to entertain.
Good stuff mirin
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12-28-2023, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
This thread is entertaining af one of the best threads going right now for sure.
I'm here to entertain.
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12-28-2023, 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted By Getter_done⏩
Lets make it more entertaining, srs. I added a decanter to my rot station. Featuring my Chiappa Rhino as gun of choice.
This thread is entertaining af one of the best threads going right now for sure.
I will legit Venmo $40 to the first person to guess which whiskey is in it, each person only gets one guess though.
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12-28-2023, 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Hot damn that is an alpha pic.
Lets make it more entertaining, srs. I added a decanter to my rot station. Featuring my Chiappa Rhino as gun of choice.
I will legit Venmo $40 to the first person to guess which whiskey is in it, each person only gets one guess though.
I will legit Venmo $40 to the first person to guess which whiskey is in it, each person only gets one guess though.
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