Dear diary,

So went out to this local bar / restaurant / arcade place last night and ordered a nive tall cold beer. The beer was a wheat ale called "Your my Boy Blue".

Place was packed out as it was karaoke night.

So I go out the bar area to the game room to nudge some clankers.... play some pinball.

I sit my beer beside me after taking a sip or two and added a credit to a game.

I see some manlet dude on his phone with a hoody on inside in my peripheral as it was an odd place to stand in the way to look at phone.

Anyways, I shoot a ball, flip it a couple time and looked to the side and notice my beer was gone.

I backed away from the game and see that manlet in a hoody walking fast with his arms by his side and was B lining to the back door and then goes outside.

Im like WTF so I ran out the door while leaving my game with 2 more balls to go i my match.

I see this dude walking out the parking lot with my MFing beer and the bars tall boy glass.

When outside I call out to this guy.."hey, yooo, hey MFer stop" Acted like he didnt hear me at firs til I caught up to him and was like "Hol up MFer you got my beer"

Dude turned around literally shaking...."Oh my bad I thought it was mine" ...I said so you are going to steal that tall boy glass from the business"

He came back with "Im sorry, I thought it was, mine" and "Im just high bro, Im sorry"

So I snatched my beer out his hand, spilling half of it on him and gave bro the stare of death for like 30 seconds while giving him the Techno Viking point of walk tf away dude.

I go back inside to the bar told the bar wrench what happened and had that sloot make me another beer.. People at the bar were like WTF. Some high calorie chick was like "I seen him and he was looking shady. I wasnt even talking to this whale

and just gave her the anyways, Bert starred her and walked back over to the pinball game I was playing which still has my 2 balls on the game so my game was still active.

no cap

florida gonna florida, so methed up that he took your beer

Not gonna lie i've taken some bar glasses from bars before, but it was from my own beer

Reminds me of me once stealing a guys beer.
Not my proudest moment.
He confronted me i just bert stared him and walked off.

and back at his table when the monsters are thawing out...

only in florida

I was at the Miami Bass pro shop eating lunch outside and these giant iguanas came up begging for food one of them was even trying to climb the table... these fukers were like 4 - 5 feet long

threw some lettuce on the ground to get them to go tf away

going back to play some pinball while the superbowl is on....dare a MFer to take my beer