They let retards work with electrical equipment?

Yikes

That's fucking funny, I can't believe how hard I just laughed

lol at this atrocious kangeroo cel that negs me incessantly, get some real life contact- o wait you're fa incel

The fuckwit probably gave himself some involuntary electroshock therapy

I remember op, it was epic af

The fuckwit probably gave himself some involuntary electroshock therapy



Guess this retard’s “word of the day” calendar must have read “atrocious”

Or maybe “incessantly” lol

He's been talking to his wife

She used one word to describe his efforts in trying to fuck her, the other was her description of his displays of stupidity

In 2024 me and my mate were moving me out the city when i had those bad guys after me.
We both had no liscence. We go rob this telegram drug dealer on our way out and we got whole lot of dope stashed in the car, we got a gun and again no liscenses.
Cops stop us because that dealer probably called the cops on us. Somebody saw. Because the cops tailed us be we lost them at one point. Then they caught up to us again in between the cities. We drove away from them quickly and stopped the car behind this building. Well they came there and walked up to the window.
We have a trailer full of my furniture. All my shit is in the car. packed.
The cops take my id and say i have a sispended liscence.
I say "well yeah. Somebody had to do the moving."
Them the cop says "oh we didnt see nobody drive this car" "call a friend with a dl to drive, well wait here"

We start calling man but nobodys coming😂 were in the middle of nowhere pretty much 80miles away from everybody.

I go for plan b.
I got 2 sim cards. I walk out the car the cops wait in their car. I check on google maps a park nearby and call 911 with the prepaid. I say there was a guy with a gun and i didnt have a phone on me but i came home qiickly and called immediately.
2minutes go by and the cops leave in a hurry.

We were like shit now its go time.
We race these sketchy roads, cuz we thought the cops have somebody waiting for us if we go the mainroad.
drive twice to the ditch because were so fkn adrenaline filled.
Were digging our car out the snow with pieces of my table and shit😂

Got home and were like LMAO.
Fucking unbelievable luck.

Riding with a second year driving in-between sites

Was going at least 90 in a 70 lol

Cop looked over his shoulder and let us go

Lol at this gay aussie cel

Lil petey has no balls and a failing heart one cycle away from exploding top lel

You're a moron

I keep telling you my testicles are fine and my heart is in top condition, mainly because it's true

Just like the fact your wife keeps cucking you with her bulls in her own bed while you munch on at least four psychotic drugs because you're a mental failure

You had a real job? That’s news to me