I have been on a cruise 3 times, last one I was on was in Alaska. I think seaward and we saw icebergs.

Are you going to have to pay for two separate rooms?

Disney Dream was the last time. The steaks especially were a fun experience. Otherwise I stayed in my room we all shared me and 3 other people and while they were out. I ordered booze even though that part was not free, but I stayed in my room even on one of the most wild nights of the cruise and I ordered 10 coronas and watched wwe smackdown on the little bedroom tv.

Depends if Daisy’s bull is comfortable with OP sleeping at the foot of the bed in their cabin

lol im the bull

ur a aussiecel 65 yr old forever aloner lol

No you’re a cuck

That’s why you sit in the cuck chair and watch and do clean-up afterwards

I realise you’re sub-70 IQ but try to keep up

I've been on 14 or 15. I'm losing count. Going on another one this coming summer and have one booked for fall of 2027. I love them. Bf has been on 2 so far and loves them. As Richstrong said, balcony rooms is where it's at, but if you're looking to save a lot of money you could go with inside room. There is so much to do on the ship that you are hardly in your room. If you're a big drinker get the drink package. Only downside is even if your wife is not a drinker you still have to pay for a package if one person gets it. It doesn't work out money wise for me with the drink package because I dont drink a lot, but for him it's worth it.

I've been on Royal Caribbean several times many years ago. Norwegian/NCL multiple times. Celebrity a bunch of times. Our next 2 cruises are Celebrity as well. Hated the Disney cruise we went on when my son was around 10 yrs old. Stay away from Carnival!

That's pretty awesome!

Haha yeah I didn't get a chance to travel much in my younger days, now's the perfect chance for me and my wife!

I highly recommend it. You get all your food, entertainment and so many activities in that price. We try to go to all the music trivias and we go to the shows every night. Dancing most nights. The silent discos are a lot of fun. If you don't want to be around a lot of kids go in mid Dec. We went in December a few years ago and there were hardly any kids. Lots of old people though. So it's a trade off. Summers you get a lot of families.

Cruising seems to be love it or hate it. But you won't know until you try it. I've always done 7 days but you can always do a 4 day to test it out. Just make sure you're prepared with sea bands and dramamine just in case you get sea sick.

Nope, not my thing.

This, fuck a cruise

Rather travel to some country for a week and just eat and drink and hang out by the pool and do some cool shit there

Nope, not my thing.

OK But what about being pinned face down in the bed of a fancy hotel with your hands behind your back and being pounded through the mattress until you squirt, with room service after?