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02-23-2026, 02:36 PM
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How is it Family men cuck themselves into a Crossover?
One of thr biggest cuckmobiles you can buy. They all come with 4 cylinder turbo 270hp too, so youre flooring it to pass 18 wheelers. Zero performance. And rhe days of seeing over people are gone, as everyone has a crossover now.
If im a family man, im going 100% SUV. You can get a Tahoe with a LS V8. Add a cam and you're MOGGING.
If im a family man, im going 100% SUV. You can get a Tahoe with a LS V8. Add a cam and you're MOGGING.
02-23-2026, 02:42 PM
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I have one and its taken me years to trust that its not giving out on me all the time. it sounds like it really struggles but we are doing ok
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02-23-2026, 02:58 PM
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You're also getting 9 miles a gallon.
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02-23-2026, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
The SUV?
You're also getting 9 miles a gallon.
Well if I had money and wasn't a family man I'd have a C7 Corvette. MPG never mattered to me.
02-23-2026, 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
That's precisely the reason you will never have money. No offense.
The SUV?
Well if I had money and wasn't a family man I'd have a C7 Corvette. MPG never mattered to me.
Well if I had money and wasn't a family man I'd have a C7 Corvette. MPG never mattered to me.
02-23-2026, 03:04 PM
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I have a Nissan Pathfinder, it's a crossover since 2012. I've got 6 cylinders, 3 rows of seats, and it can pull my boat, I don't go offroading so what more do I need? I picked 8 cars that would fit my needs and then bought the best value from the bunch, it's a 2020, list was $35,000, I paid $23,500.
I used to race a guy with a porsche panemera on the highway on the way home from work with the pathfinder. I was a better driver than him, so I could weave through traffic better, but he could hit the gas at 100mph and blow me into the dust.
But the answer you are looking for is "at least it's not a minivan"
I used to race a guy with a porsche panemera on the highway on the way home from work with the pathfinder. I was a better driver than him, so I could weave through traffic better, but he could hit the gas at 100mph and blow me into the dust.
But the answer you are looking for is "at least it's not a minivan"
02-23-2026, 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
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That's precisely the reason you will never have money. No offense.
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02-23-2026, 03:06 PM
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Performance isn't an important factor when you have a bunch of kids.
02-23-2026, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By MiscDetective⏩
What do you mean?
That's precisely the reason you will never have money. No offense.
I currently drive a 10 year old car. I could get a Mustang GT if I wanted, but refuse.
02-23-2026, 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted By IPoopStandingUp⏩
For a cuck, its not important.
Performance isn't an important factor when you have a bunch of kids.
02-23-2026, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted By nothingshocking⏩
LOL at out maneuvering a Porsche. Only in your dreams
I have a Nissan Pathfinder, it's a crossover since 2012. I've got 6 cylinders, 3 rows of seats, and it can pull my boat, I don't go offroading so what more do I need? I picked 8 cars that would fit my needs and then bought the best value from the bunch, it's a 2020, list was $35,000, I paid $23,500.
I used to race a guy with a porsche panemera on the highway on the way home from work with the pathfinder. I was a better driver than him, so I could weave through traffic better, but he could hit the gas at 100mph and blow me into the dust.
But the answer you are looking for is "at least it's not a minivan"
I used to race a guy with a porsche panemera on the highway on the way home from work with the pathfinder. I was a better driver than him, so I could weave through traffic better, but he could hit the gas at 100mph and blow me into the dust.
But the answer you are looking for is "at least it's not a minivan"
02-23-2026, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
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For a cuck, its not important.
I have my diesel workhorse for slow driving but my kids help me work on/are just as excited as me about the build im doing on my LS3 right now.
02-23-2026, 05:09 PM
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
If you have 3 or 4 kids you get a vehicle that can haul the family around and be practical and if you need a performance vehicle to not be a cuck for some reason you get another vehicle. Or you can pay 45 grand for a big suv just to keep miscers from calling you a cuck in your caravan.
For a cuck, its not important.
02-23-2026, 05:53 PM
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- nothingshocking
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Originally Posted By MikeLowrrrey⏩
It's 100% true, but I could have driven his ride much better than mine, he lacked balls, probably afraid to crash his 125K car, I have no fear in my 23K car
LOL at out maneuvering a Porsche. Only in your dreams
right down 294 my man, there was construction traffic until you got to O'Hare a couple summers ago, I could beat him to O Hare, then he was gone
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