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Thread: Divorced Jessica Alba (44) Shamefully Dating 29-Year-Old 6'4", 220 lb QB Joe Burrow

post 10000089601 03-16-2026, 12:29 PM
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Divorced Jessica Alba (44) Shamefully Dating 29-Year-Old 6'4", 220 lb QB Joe Burrow

u can't make this shit up

jessica alba is 44, 5'7 and barely 120 lbs divorced her husband on 13 February and is now getting pounded hard by 29-year-old, 6'4, 220-lb star NFL QB Joe Burrow !



talk about being the stereotypical horny old woman divorcee wanting to get f-cked like she's 20 again !

wtf why would a 29-year-old star athlete go for a MUCH older infertile mother of three even if Jessica alba and not some gorgeous 20 yo blonde smoke show ?

imagine her explaining to her oldest daughter (17) why mommy needs to go to bed with a 29-year-old basically a boy eligible for her daughter soon

the truth is that this is just DIRTY DIVORCEE SEX with a female dominance dynamic with no positive outcome for the boy or society except for the woman

also i’m not saying jessica isn’t beautiful she is beautiful and sexy but this trend is getting ridiculous

ex husband



her son



sorry i meant boyfriend
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post 10000089613 03-16-2026, 12:36 PM
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She looks great

But I have no idea why joe burrow would date her when he can get any smoke show 22-29 year old he wants.

What’s going through his mind? I genuinely don’t understand why he’d date her lol… Is it the novelty of dating Jessica alba who was everyone’s childhood celebrity crush maybe?
post 10000089620 03-16-2026, 12:40 PM
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"Dating" lol, he's going to pound her until he gets bored. She might have been his first crush when he was a little kid. I'd do it too if given the chance
post 10000089622 03-16-2026, 12:41 PM
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post 10000089623 03-16-2026, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
She looks great

But I have no idea why joe burrow would date her when he can get any smoke show 22-29 year old he wants.

What’s going through his mind? I genuinely don’t understand why he’d date her lol… Is it the novelty of dating Jessica alba who was everyone’s childhood celebrity crush maybe?
it's really really dirty sex with a horny 44 yo Jessica alba

lmao u think she is playing hard to get at this point in her life ?

she is doing things she NEVER did with her ex husband and he is hooked line and sinker

in the long run he will regret this yes because there is 0 chance this will last
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post 10000089624 03-16-2026, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
She looks great

But I have no idea why joe burrow would date her when he can get any smoke show 22-29 year old he wants.

What’s going through his mind? I genuinely don’t understand why he’d date her lol… Is it the novelty of dating Jessica alba who was everyone’s childhood celebrity crush maybe?
40 year old milf pussy > 22 year old pussy
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post 10000089626 03-16-2026, 12:47 PM
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post 10000089627 03-16-2026, 12:47 PM
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post 10000089629 03-16-2026, 12:48 PM
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Even at 44, she's hotter than 99% of women in their 20s
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I mean, anybody saying they wouldn't smash her is absolutely lying. I would honestly still eat her butthole.
post 10000089634 03-16-2026, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
She looks great

But I have no idea why joe burrow would date her when he can get any smoke show 22-29 year old he wants.

What’s going through his mind? I genuinely don’t understand why he’d date her lol… Is it the novelty of dating Jessica alba who was everyone’s childhood celebrity crush maybe?
It's the Ashton Kutcher angle. Imagine being 15 and having her poster on your wall and then getting a chance to date her. You don't marry the bitch but you rail her out for as long as you want until you get tired of her. He's 29 he has no reason to get married anytime soon so might as well enjoy your childhood crush
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post 10000089635 03-16-2026, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I mean, anybody saying they wouldn't smash her is absolutely lying. I would honestly still eat her butthole.
No kidding. If you say nah, you better try men...for real lol.
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post 10000089636 03-16-2026, 12:51 PM
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44 isnt that old
and im 30
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post 10000089637 03-16-2026, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
I mean, anybody saying they wouldn't smash her is absolutely lying. I would honestly still eat her butthole.
Smashing is very very different than dating.

And clearly you and I who are normie mid to late 30s/early 40s guys would smash her.

We’re talking about a super star 29 year old athlete who can get 99.9 percent of prime women on the planet.
post 10000089639 03-16-2026, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted By notbadnotbrad⏩
She looks great

But I have no idea why joe burrow would date her when he can get any smoke show 22-29 year old he wants.

What’s going through his mind? I genuinely don’t understand why he’d date her lol… Is it the novelty of dating Jessica alba who was everyone’s childhood celebrity crush maybe?
I don't actually think they are dating, she apparently has a boyfriend and this is just a random photo of them together. Agreed that he can have literally any chick he wants for now.
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩

das it mane!!!!!
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I'd feel her up real good, but I dont want Jeeter herpes.
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Originally Posted By LAHipster1⏩
u can't make this shit up
Apparently you can!
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post 10000089659 03-16-2026, 01:05 PM
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post 10000089674 03-16-2026, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted By Silence3⏩
Yeah they are denying dating but idk could still be true ofc

https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/08/jessica-alba-still-with-danny-ramirez-amid-joe-burrow-viral-dating-speculation/
"Alba and Burrow were simply part of a larger group of friends hanging out. They weren't there alone and there was no PDA or behavior suggesting anything beyond friendship."

Inb4 women and men can't be friends argument...
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Im jelly, shes a 9/10 HBB even at her age...
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Originally Posted By Silence3⏩
WAIT her bf is 33 actually
Yep, too old for you.
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