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03-23-2026, 03:44 PM
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Conservative Christian proudly announces to everyone that he married a whore
My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin.
She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc.
We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!).
We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine.
She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8).
We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this.
Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior.
A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands.
03-23-2026, 03:50 PM
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03-23-2026, 03:59 PM
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03-23-2026, 04:06 PM
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩

"Boss not feel good please use sick day" - low IQ tranny.
"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
03-23-2026, 04:11 PM
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fuk I spit my drink out reading this thrad.
That poor guy. Technically, Christ really is the great redeemer, but you still need to be grouned in reality about such things.
From God's point of view, He not only forgives her past slutitude, but He completely forgets about it, but people won't.
All those other guys have perpetual bragging rights no matter how they feel about it, and I'm glad if they don't care what all those other guys think, but God doesnt require you to suffer such ignominy for a wife and isn't going to give that cuck any extra blessings for it.
That poor guy. Technically, Christ really is the great redeemer, but you still need to be grouned in reality about such things.
From God's point of view, He not only forgives her past slutitude, but He completely forgets about it, but people won't.
All those other guys have perpetual bragging rights no matter how they feel about it, and I'm glad if they don't care what all those other guys think, but God doesnt require you to suffer such ignominy for a wife and isn't going to give that cuck any extra blessings for it.
03-23-2026, 04:15 PM
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03-23-2026, 05:21 PM
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nice try Mossad
“Islam to a man is like rabies to a dog”-Churchill
"I was repelled by the conglomeration of races which the capital showed me, repelled by this whole mixture of Czechs, Poles, Hungarians, Ruthenians, Serbs, and Croats, and everywhere, the eternal mushroom of humanity Jews and more Jews."-Hitler
03-23-2026, 05:26 PM
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You can't make this shit up it's like 5 different memes come to life
He's got the poorly filled in beard, glasses and open mouth soyboy smile and she's got the jew beak
How is this even real I can't believe people like this exist
The only thing that could top this is if she came with a fetal alcoholic syndrome niglet baby
He's got the poorly filled in beard, glasses and open mouth soyboy smile and she's got the jew beak
How is this even real I can't believe people like this exist
The only thing that could top this is if she came with a fetal alcoholic syndrome niglet baby
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03-23-2026, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
That schnoz is like a natural canopy. She could smoke a cigarette in the rain with her hands behind her back.
Holy shit look at that fucking nose! Are we sure she's really Christian?
03-23-2026, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Lmaooo
Holy shit look at that fucking nose! Are we sure she's really Christian?
03-23-2026, 06:26 PM
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03-23-2026, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Veronica Moser
What’s her porn name?
03-24-2026, 01:37 AM
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03-24-2026, 01:38 AM
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They seem happy. Who are we to judge?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 04:53 AM
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Need to see her rubbing her hands together to confirm.
Holy shit look at that fucking nose! Are we sure she's really Christian?
03-24-2026, 04:53 AM
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Thought it was a thread about Charlie Kuck and Erika Kirk.
Sig line can't be a novel
03-24-2026, 04:54 AM
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Holy fuck lost it reading that X thread srs, fkn hilarious.
03-24-2026, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
Insanely accurate"The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed."
See OptimusTrajan' sig
03-24-2026, 05:34 AM
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This feels like AI generated ragebait
03-24-2026, 07:13 AM
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I notice a growing trend of [mostly] Evangelical Christians humiliating themselves, but more so their wives, to get social media traction
I saw another one where a guy was talking about how his interracial marriage isn't ideal lmfao
I fully believe in humbling oneself before Christ and sharing your past errors for the purpose of testimony, but these seem to be more for the intention of garnering a shallow reaction rather than genuine conversion of the masses
I saw another one where a guy was talking about how his interracial marriage isn't ideal lmfao
I fully believe in humbling oneself before Christ and sharing your past errors for the purpose of testimony, but these seem to be more for the intention of garnering a shallow reaction rather than genuine conversion of the masses
Have fun and be yourself :-)
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