Thread: Is Godfrd autistic?
03-24-2026, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
What will the birth certificate say?
Ok. This is an easy one. I can post my son's birth certificate, and you take a 6 month ban and you change your user title to say "Fàggot" permanently. This is a simple yes or no. So let me know what you want to do.
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03-24-2026, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
His date of birth? And from there everyone can calculate his age as of Valentine's day 2025. Don't try to weasel out. Either agree or admit that you're a pussy who has never seen a pussy from the front. I say this because you have seen your father walking away, so technically you have seen a pussy from the back.
What will the birth certificate say?
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03-24-2026, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Specifically what day will it say? Will the location of birth be listed? Will the age of parents be listed?
His date of birth? And from there everyone can calculate his age as of Valentine's day 2025. Don't try to weasel out. Either agree or admit that you're a pussy who has never seen a pussy from the front. I say this because you have seen your father walking away, so technically you have seen a pussy from the back.
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03-24-2026, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Lmao.
His date of birth? And from there everyone can calculate his age as of Valentine's day 2025. Don't try to weasel out. Either agree or admit that you're a pussy who has never seen a pussy from the front. I say this because you have seen your father walking away, so technically you have seen a pussy from the back.
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
You've been caught weasel. Just admit you're wrong and move on. Dont keep digging
Specifically what day will it say? Will the location of birth be listed? Will the age of parents be listed?
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03-24-2026, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Im willing to make the bet if he elaborates on the specifics.
Lmao.
You've been caught weasel. Just admit you're wrong and move on. Dont keep digging
You've been caught weasel. Just admit you're wrong and move on. Dont keep digging
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03-24-2026, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I would rep for that burn...but on recharge.
His date of birth? And from there everyone can calculate his age as of Valentine's day 2025. Don't try to weasel out. Either agree or admit that you're a pussy who has never seen a pussy from the front. I say this because you have seen your father walking away, so technically you have seen a pussy from the back.
Cook the man some eggs!
03-24-2026, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Specifically what day will it say? Will the location of birth be listed? Will the age of parents be listed?
Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Do you want my social security number as well? Fucking loser. It's no wonder Bert manhandled your ass.
Specifically what day will it say? Will the location of birth be listed? Will the age of parents be listed?
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03-24-2026, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
What will the birth certificate say specifically? I'm ready to make the bet. Let's talk details....
Do you want my social security number as well? Fucking loser. It's no wonder Bert manhandled your ass.
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03-24-2026, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
What specifics? Do you not know what a birth certificate looks like? It has all the info you asked if it does. But I will blur most of that out, for obvious reasons. But you know what. I'll indulge you. I'll post a pic of my driver's license as well, showing that the first few letters of the last name match between the license, and my son's birth certificate, and my wife's last name as well since that's also on the birth certificate. Lastly, my license shows that I'm a veteran, since you've alluded that I'm lying about that. It will only cost you six months and your user title.
Im willing to make the bet if he elaborates on the specifics.
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03-24-2026, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I want the parents ages (early 30s), birth location (Northern Virginia) and date of birth unredacted. What specific day was your son born? October? What will it say? I need to see how far we're apart on this.
What specifics? Do you not know what a birth certificate looks like? It has all the info you asked if it does. But I will blur most of that out, for obvious reasons. But you know what. I'll indulge you. I'll post a pic of my driver's license as well, showing that the first few letters of the last name match between the license, and my son's birth certificate, and my wife's last name as well since that's also on the birth certificate. Lastly, my license shows that I'm a veteran, since you've alluded that I'm lying about that. It will only cost you six months and your user title.
I have no issue with your terms, let's get on the same page and make this happen.
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03-24-2026, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Neither my wife or I are in our early 30s. I guess the Incel Intelligence Agency isn't as good as we were told. But sure. I'll provide that. Here's what I want, you take a 6 month ban, you need the break. And your user title will have to be changed and stay changed to "Bert's Bitch" for as long as this forum remains.
I want the parents ages (early 30s), birth location (Northern Virginia) and date of birth unredacted. What specific day was your son born? October? I need to see how far we're apart on this.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I agree to your terms. Now let's work on mine.....
Neither my wife or I are in our early 30s. I guess the Incel Intelligence Agency isn't as good as we were told. But sure. I'll provide that. Here's what I want, you take a 6 month ban, you need the break. And your user title will have to be changed and stay changed to "Bert's Bitch" for as long as this forum remains.
What age will be on the birth certificate? What birth date will be on the birth certificate? And what location of birth?
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03-24-2026, 09:59 AM
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I never understood taking this forum this seriously that you get pissed off at other random members for no reason at all lmao.
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03-24-2026, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Birth Certificates don't have age. The child is zero years old when the birth certificate is made. My son was born in October 2024. Location is VA. You already know this.
I agree to your terms. Now let's work on mine.....
What age will be on the birth certificate? What birth date will be on the birth certificate? And what location of birth?
What age will be on the birth certificate? What birth date will be on the birth certificate? And what location of birth?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Birth certificates usually note the age of the parents. That's what I'm referring to. Is that not listed?
Birth Certificates don't have age. The child is zero years old when the birth certificate is made. My son was born in October 2024. Location is VA. You already know this.
Early or late October?
Northern Virginia?
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03-24-2026, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
I don't know if it is. But if it is, I'll leave it visible. Yes, northern Virginia.
Birth certificates usually note the age of the parents. That's what I'm referring to. Is that not listed?
Early or late October?
Northern Virginia?
Early or late October?
Northern Virginia?
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03-24-2026, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You will post an image of an authentic VA issued birth certificate for your biological son. The birth certificate will establish that he was born in Northern Virginia sometime in October of 2024.
I don't know if it is. But if it is, I'll leave it visible. Yes, northern Virginia.
If this is done, I will accept a 6 month ban. Then, upon my reinstatement, my user title will be changed to "Bert's Bitch" until this form is no longer in operation.
Are these the terms?
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03-24-2026, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
Ok. I'll create a new thread to track this.
You will post an image of an authentic VA issued birth certificate for your biological son. The birth certificate will establish that he was born in Northern Virginia sometime in October of 2024.
If this is done, I will accept a 6 month ban. Then, upon my reinstatement, my user title will be changed to "Bert's Bitch" until this form is no longer in operation.
Are these the terms?
If this is done, I will accept a 6 month ban. Then, upon my reinstatement, my user title will be changed to "Bert's Bitch" until this form is no longer in operation.
Are these the terms?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-24-2026, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I was planning to do it in primetime. I have to run shortly.
Ok. I'll create a new thread to track this.
Need more eyes on it.
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03-24-2026, 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted By DonVonDuck⏩
That's fine. I'll post it in a few hours.
I was planning to do it in primetime. I have to run shortly.
Need more eyes on it.
Need more eyes on it.
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03-24-2026, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Father of 2 checking in, youngest being an 11 month old. Can absolutely verify that newborns up to 4-5 months sleep that much. They'll sleep for a good 14-15 hours a day and when they're not sleeping, they're eating.
4 months old. And resting for most of the day is quite normal for a woman who had given birth 4 months before. But how would you know? The closest you've ever been to a vagina was immediately before your father ran off to start a new family.
I was with my family on Valentine's and on the misc. You were also with your family on Valentine's and on the misc. I don't see the issue. Of course I was with my wife and child while you were with your mother and your mental illness.
I was with my family on Valentine's and on the misc. You were also with your family on Valentine's and on the misc. I don't see the issue. Of course I was with my wife and child while you were with your mother and your mental illness.
Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Duckman right now:
Lmao.
You've been caught weasel. Just admit you're wrong and move on. Dont keep digging
You've been caught weasel. Just admit you're wrong and move on. Dont keep digging

03-24-2026, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
You'll thank me once we have some respite from his shit tier posting.
50 responses into this thread and dipshit OP might be right🤣🤣🤣.
Originally Posted By John
And pooping. So much poop.
Father of 2 checking in, youngest being an 11 month old. Can absolutely verify that newborns up to 4-5 months sleep that much. They'll sleep for a good 14-15 hours a day and when they're not sleeping, they're eating.
Duckman right now:
Duckman right now:
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