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Thread: Legitimate reasons to go to Home Depot.

post 10000104627 03-29-2026, 11:27 AM
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Legitimate reasons to go to Home Depot.

-Avoiding capture in war.
-Being under 6 feet tall.
-Being bald or partially bald. Anything Norwood 4 or above = Home Depot.
-Life insurance payout if your family is in need.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000104628 03-29-2026, 11:30 AM
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I think you summed it up pretty well .
I’d add being a broke cel with no possibility of advancing .
And having a severe micro is definitely up there
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post 10000104642 03-29-2026, 11:46 AM
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Aware me on the meaning of this “going to Home Depot” slang. I go to Home Depot to buy things for my farm.
post 10000104645 03-29-2026, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
Aware me on the meaning of this “going to Home Depot” slang. I go to Home Depot to buy things for my farm.
The enemy has you surrounded on 3 sides and the 4th side is a river. You go to Home Depot to buy rope so that you can cross over to the other side.
Balding is death. If you have no hair, you have no life.
post 10000104649 03-29-2026, 11:51 AM
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post 10000104652 03-29-2026, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
The enemy has you surrounded on 3 sides and the 4th side is a river. You go to Home Depot to buy rope so that you can cross over to the other side.
Beam me up, Scotty? Attributes are just selling points. Even if one is as hated as a woman one can win. Yall have nothing to worry about.
Edit:
I get it now. No, you are not allowed to go to Home Depot.
post 10000104659 03-29-2026, 12:00 PM
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My two co workers went to Home Depot together Romeo and Juliet style last year for God knows why. I was good friends with them at work, so I was shocked when I found out
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post 10000104665 03-29-2026, 12:10 PM
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post 10000104909 03-29-2026, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
The enemy has you surrounded on 3 sides and the 4th side is a river. You go to Home Depot to buy rope so that you can cross over to the other side.
The rope is right next to the rickety stool aisle
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post 10000104993 03-29-2026, 06:04 PM
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I’m Norwood 3 but I shave my head
post 10000105061 03-29-2026, 07:05 PM
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Being Indian
post 10000105065 03-29-2026, 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted By John
Being Indian
This one time at Home Depot, this Indian couple was holding up the line trying to haggle. JFL @ haggling at a corporate retail store.

But the worst part is, it worked. So now that encourages them and they'll keep doing it.
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post 10000105071 03-29-2026, 07:18 PM
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To buy things that

are on sale

Too big to reasonably ship from Amazon

Use your veteran discount

Something that you need right away

Bring in an item to make sure the screws you're buying fits before you take it home
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