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You have a 28% chance of survival if you fall off a cruise ship.
03-30-2026, 12:51 PM
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You have a 28% chance of survival if you fall off a cruise ship.
You'd most likely die from the impacts falling into the water from over a 100 feet(broken bones), hypothermia, becoming shark food, and drowning.
And here I am in Hawaii jumping off cliffs, doing backflips and gainers.
Some people are just build different.
And here I am in Hawaii jumping off cliffs, doing backflips and gainers.
Some people are just build different.
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03-30-2026, 12:53 PM
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03-30-2026, 12:54 PM
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Those numbers are misleading. Most cruise ship goers are astronauts who can't swim.
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03-30-2026, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I jump from the roof of this house nika
You are not jumping off 100 ft cliffs in Hawaii dummy. Maybe 40.
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03-30-2026, 12:55 PM
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03-30-2026, 12:59 PM
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Ive built icon of the seas.
Like on god ive drove the crane to fill them bitches up.
Youre not surviving if you fall from there. Maybe floors 1-4
I used to look down from there all day its high as fuck at the top deck. Its over 100ft
Like on god ive drove the crane to fill them bitches up.
Youre not surviving if you fall from there. Maybe floors 1-4
I used to look down from there all day its high as fuck at the top deck. Its over 100ft
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03-30-2026, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Boat so big it has its own tide
Ive built icon of the seas.
Like on god ive drove the crane to fill them bitches up.
Youre not surviving if you fall from there. Maybe floors 1-4
I used to look down from down there all day its high as fuck at the top deck. Its over 100ft
Like on god ive drove the crane to fill them bitches up.
Youre not surviving if you fall from there. Maybe floors 1-4
I used to look down from down there all day its high as fuck at the top deck. Its over 100ft
03-30-2026, 01:03 PM
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03-30-2026, 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
This is i believe the 14th or 15th floor.
Boat so big it has its own tide
It has 20. Lmao

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03-30-2026, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
That's from the rocks retard. I jump from the house.
Dumb fuck
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03-30-2026, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
That's nowhere close to 100 ft you fucking moron
That's from the rocks retard. I jump from the house.

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03-30-2026, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Buddy you never leave your mom's basement. What do you know about jumping off cliffs?
That's nowhere close to 100 ft you fucking moron
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03-30-2026, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
First, don't change the subject. You been caught frauding and lying about the height of the jump. Any jump close to a 100 ft they wouldn't allow for legal reasons because people would killed. Whoever owned the property be it private or the state would be liable.
Buddy you never leave your mom's basement. What do you know about jumping off cliffs?
Second, I've done the cliff jump at Rick Cafe in Jamaica which was about 40 ft
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03-30-2026, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Probably because it seems like 100 feet to them
Manlets always exaggerate size
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03-30-2026, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
First, don't change the subject. You been caught frauding and lying about the height of the jump. Any jump close to a 100 ft they wouldn't allow for legal reasons because people would killed. Whoever owned the property be it private or the state would be liable.
Second, I've done the cliff jump at Rick Cafe in Jamaica which was about 40 ft
Second, I've done the cliff jump at Rick Cafe in Jamaica which was about 40 ft
JuMpInG oFf 100Ft ClIfF wIlL kIlL yOu!!!
I ain't frauding shit you alt insect. Trust me buddy, everyone jumps off that house. I know your mind can't comprehend it since you haven't left your mom's basement since highschool.
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03-30-2026, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
We do call him tasktard for a reason.
Dumb fuck
He's also been making shit up for a long time, not an honest poster.
03-30-2026, 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
JuMpInG oFf 100Ft ClIfF wIlL kIlL yOu!!!
I ain't frauding shit you alt insect. Trust me buddy, everyone jumps off that house. I know your mind can't comprehend it since you haven't left your mom's basement since highschool.
Okay answer the question- how high is the house?JuMpInG oFf 100Ft ClIfF wIlL kIlL yOu!!!
I ain't frauding shit you alt insect. Trust me buddy, everyone jumps off that house. I know your mind can't comprehend it since you haven't left your mom's basement since highschool.
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03-30-2026, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Idk, who cares? It's high, that's all you gotta know. Lol at reverse image searching trying to win an E-Fight. Fucking incel
Okay answer the question- how high is the house?
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03-30-2026, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
Game. Set. Match
Idk, who cares? It's high, that's all you gotta know. Lol at reverse image searching trying to win an E-Fight. Fucking incel
Thanks for playing Fagmob.
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03-30-2026, 01:56 PM
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03-30-2026, 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Touch grass dork. Lol @ your rage neg. It ain't that serious buddy.
Game. Set. Match
Thanks for playing Fagmob.
Thanks for playing Fagmob.
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03-30-2026, 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted By taskmob⏩
are you willing to test your theory?
You'd most likely die from the impacts falling into the water from over a 100 feet(broken bones), hypothermia, becoming shark food, and drowning.
And here I am in Hawaii jumping off cliffs, doing backflips and gainers.
Some people are just build different.
And here I am in Hawaii jumping off cliffs, doing backflips and gainers.
Some people are just build different.
i'll watch you do it
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03-30-2026, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
Stop doing drugs you sound retarded
Ive built icon of the seas.
Like on god ive drove the crane to fill them bitches up.
Youre not surviving if you fall from there. Maybe floors 1-4
I used to look down from there all day its high as fuck at the top deck. Its over 100ft
Like on god ive drove the crane to fill them bitches up.
Youre not surviving if you fall from there. Maybe floors 1-4
I used to look down from there all day its high as fuck at the top deck. Its over 100ft
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03-30-2026, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
INB4 Explosive Midget
Probably because it seems like 100 feet to them
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03-30-2026, 04:30 PM
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OP is certainly built different. They built him at 3/4 scale.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
03-30-2026, 04:48 PM
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03-30-2026, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Fuark those cliffs at Rick’s were no joke. And to watch the locals climb up that extra rickety contraption to jump higher. No thanks Jeffrey
First, don't change the subject. You been caught frauding and lying about the height of the jump. Any jump close to a 100 ft they wouldn't allow for legal reasons because people would killed. Whoever owned the property be it private or the state would be liable.
Second, I've done the cliff jump at Rick Cafe in Jamaica which was about 40 ft
Second, I've done the cliff jump at Rick Cafe in Jamaica which was about 40 ft
03-30-2026, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Headwinds⏩
I jumped three times. I stopped after the third time when I rotated slightly too far back and gave myself an unscheduled colonic.
Fuark those cliffs at Rick’s were no joke. And to watch the locals climb up that extra rickety contraption to jump higher. No thanks Jeffrey
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