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Forum ยป feel you really have to get down to business when it comes to wiping your ass
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post 10000107040 03-31-2026, 12:40 PM
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feel you really have to get down to business when it comes to wiping your ass

You can't just casually wipe through or you're going to miss some shit, but at the same time if you press too hard your finger will tear through the paper and you could accidentally scrape your asshole rim with your fingernail. The trick is to have enough paper to press firmly without pressing too hard and always wipe until you have almost completely clean sheet of paper. Remember to the shit isn't just around your asshole sometimes it can get up into your cheeks so you need to wipe long as well as firm. If after you take a shit a few hours later your asshole is itchy this is a sign that you left some shit behind. Immediately go to the bathroom and get some wet toilet paper and clean up the mess you left.
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post 10000107042 03-31-2026, 12:41 PM
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post 10000107044 03-31-2026, 12:42 PM
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In on the millionth MISC thread about wiping your ass. Inb4 baby wipes, bidet master race etc

In on 1nd

Spot for sale
post 10000107060 03-31-2026, 12:48 PM
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You realize you're speaking to a forum full of Indians right
post 10000107062 03-31-2026, 12:50 PM
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I use my right hand
post 10000107119 03-31-2026, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted By John
You realize you're speaking to a forum full of Indians right
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post 10000107126 03-31-2026, 01:13 PM
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this is brilliant. I demand that the ministry of immigration make this mandatory reading with all visa applications
post 10000107215 03-31-2026, 01:49 PM
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Only date woman who wipe back to front crew.
post 10000107240 03-31-2026, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted By RIKTERS⏩
Only date woman who wipe back to front crew.
Women dont poop
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