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You will get bored of your girlfriend after a few months
04-04-2026, 08:07 PM
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You will get bored of your girlfriend after a few months
Once u do all that stuff u fantasized about. You went to disneyland. You had a picnic. You kissed under the stars. You went to the pool and mogged the betas with her fat ass hanging out and your razor sharp abs. Now it's boring cause u did your fantasies. The next girl wont be as fun either cause u already lived the life u wanted. It's over after that. Time to have kids. DAM
04-04-2026, 08:23 PM
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You will never be 15 again and you will never be in love, lying on the grass on a warm summer night, looking at the stars, talking, without a care in the world. Without worrying about rent, bills and debts.
You will never lose your virginity to someone who loves you deeply, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you".
You will never have a girl with you every day after school, pretending to do your homework together, but instead you have fun and cuddle.
You are in your twenties, now you have to find a good job. You must be a serious man now. Maybe a woman will eventually move in with you, but she has already felt all those exciting feelings, so she is tired and bitter, it is just not the same as her first love.
You can try to win a Nobel Prize, or make millions of dollars, but nothing will come close to the true feeling of being in love with a young, innocent maiden, being carefree 24/7/365, having no debts, no money, no job, no responsibilities, just hanging out with friends, doing nothing in school, receiving validation and affection, going to summer parties, driving around the city.
You missed your chance at teenage love, you missed your life.
You will never lose your virginity to someone who loves you deeply, looking into her eyes and saying "I love you".
You will never have a girl with you every day after school, pretending to do your homework together, but instead you have fun and cuddle.
You are in your twenties, now you have to find a good job. You must be a serious man now. Maybe a woman will eventually move in with you, but she has already felt all those exciting feelings, so she is tired and bitter, it is just not the same as her first love.
You can try to win a Nobel Prize, or make millions of dollars, but nothing will come close to the true feeling of being in love with a young, innocent maiden, being carefree 24/7/365, having no debts, no money, no job, no responsibilities, just hanging out with friends, doing nothing in school, receiving validation and affection, going to summer parties, driving around the city.
You missed your chance at teenage love, you missed your life.
04-04-2026, 08:25 PM
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04-04-2026, 08:53 PM
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How do you know these things as a kissless virgin?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
04-04-2026, 09:03 PM
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Back when I was 26 I had the ethereal beauty . You couldn’t genetically engineer a sloot better than her srs . Perfect breast , waist to butt ratios. I guess seeing as she was 16 at the time may have helped ,dunno .
I’d have to guess her bobs were close to a C cup , and were perfectly shaped and didn’t really need a bra for support . I called them Monroe’s after the shock , as they had the perfect bounce to them .
When she’s on her back and you pull them towards her face and release , they had what I considered the perfect bounce . One fairly large bounce followed by two more smaller bounces till they settled.
And regardless of me having a micro she was tight AF in the prone position. Maybe I was accidentally going up the wrong hole , dunno.
I used to stop and let my balls calm down , as I wanted to prolong those feelings . Anyways I’d pull out at the end and coom like no other time in history, and the funny part was I tried to take another sloot to pound town regardless of how incredible the sex was with her .
Srs I think when you’re young you want variety regardless of how nice the current sloot you’re banging is . Human nature or some chit
I’d have to guess her bobs were close to a C cup , and were perfectly shaped and didn’t really need a bra for support . I called them Monroe’s after the shock , as they had the perfect bounce to them .
When she’s on her back and you pull them towards her face and release , they had what I considered the perfect bounce . One fairly large bounce followed by two more smaller bounces till they settled.
And regardless of me having a micro she was tight AF in the prone position. Maybe I was accidentally going up the wrong hole , dunno.
I used to stop and let my balls calm down , as I wanted to prolong those feelings . Anyways I’d pull out at the end and coom like no other time in history, and the funny part was I tried to take another sloot to pound town regardless of how incredible the sex was with her .
Srs I think when you’re young you want variety regardless of how nice the current sloot you’re banging is . Human nature or some chit
Back with my Fam
04-04-2026, 09:21 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
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Stick to following Skywalker...you're better at that.
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04-04-2026, 10:11 PM
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That's why being single and middle aged is GOAT.
04-04-2026, 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored⏩
Are sure those are heterosexual fantasies? Anything you wanna tell us bro?
sized about. You went to disneyland. You had a picnic. You kissed under the stars. You went to the pool and mogged the betas with her fat ass hanging out and your razor sharp abs. Now it's boring cause u did your fantasies. The next girl wont be as fun either cause u already lived the life u wanted. It's over after that. Time to have kids. DAM
Originally Posted By kimm4⏩
Stick to following Skywalker...you're better at that.
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
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How do you know these things as a kissless virgin?
04-04-2026, 10:49 PM
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Lmao now we just need johnnydeep, OnlyHope and the butthole troll back.
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04-05-2026, 04:37 AM
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You are not wrong, OP. With long time married couples, it is not going to be heat, passion and carefree fun all the time. It is a union, a contract, a partnership. You live with them through good and bad, put up with their faults and bad habits, go through rough times, put work into the marriage. Sometimes it might be tough and you wished you'd stayed single.
Cook the man some eggs!
04-05-2026, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored⏩
Once u do all that stuff u fantasized about. You went to disneyland. You had a picnic. You kissed under the stars. You went to the pool and mogged the betas with her fat ass hanging out and your razor sharp abs. Now it's boring cause u did your fantasies. The next girl wont be as fun either cause u already lived the life u wanted. It's over after that. Time to have kids. DAM
it really sounds u live ur life in comparison with others sometimes that is good to get u going but if u make ur purpose in life to impress others i feel really sad for u son
u have one life son best not waste it with nonsense thoughts like this
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04-05-2026, 06:43 AM
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That's when you pay an escort 500 dollars for coffee
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04-05-2026, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By jizzfarmer⏩
Imagine if direalboss came back on the 10 year anniversary of #relapse2016 and made another relapse thread.
Lmao now we just need johnnydeep, OnlyHope and the butthole troll back.
04-05-2026, 08:06 AM
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Yeah I am kinda regretting getting a gf. We have been together for 9 years
04-05-2026, 08:55 AM
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Dating is fun but it also takes a lot of work and can be expensive. There's a lot to be said about getting to the point where you just enjoy being together and living life. If that amounts to boredom, then a relationship isn't for you.
Of course, you have to start with dating someone first to figure it out. Good luck op.
Of course, you have to start with dating someone first to figure it out. Good luck op.
04-05-2026, 10:49 AM
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they would need to have a personality to keep your attention)
even with unlimited funds, going to places, eating, shopping, holidays would get old fast if they are boring to be around
even if you have fked them a few times
that clavicular 20 year old said he fked 3 chicks in 1 day (18 year olds), and going out/clubbing etc is a waste of time as he's done it a lot on stream and wouldn't dream of doing it without live on earning $$$ and without the clout.
but that is why we also needed the patriacrhy, without that sloots are more like men now and are just not fun to be around anymore
i think by 30 dating in general is completely played out, it is no longer a new experience. but no one values marriage or children
alas without shared values, and a long term goal like being a life partner and raising kids together with Christianlity at the centre of your life - it isn't going to be worthwhile
srs
even with unlimited funds, going to places, eating, shopping, holidays would get old fast if they are boring to be around
even if you have fked them a few times
that clavicular 20 year old said he fked 3 chicks in 1 day (18 year olds), and going out/clubbing etc is a waste of time as he's done it a lot on stream and wouldn't dream of doing it without live on earning $$$ and without the clout.
but that is why we also needed the patriacrhy, without that sloots are more like men now and are just not fun to be around anymore
i think by 30 dating in general is completely played out, it is no longer a new experience. but no one values marriage or children
alas without shared values, and a long term goal like being a life partner and raising kids together with Christianlity at the centre of your life - it isn't going to be worthwhile
srs
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04-05-2026, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
im bored of my ricequeen
they would need to have a personality to keep your attention)
even with unlimited funds, going to places, eating, shopping, holidays would get old fast if they are boring to be around
even if you have fked them a few times
that clavicular 20 year old said he fked 3 chicks in 1 day (18 year olds), and going out/clubbing etc is a waste of time as he's done it a lot on stream and wouldn't dream of doing it without live on earning $$$ and without the clout.
but that is why we also needed the patriacrhy, without that sloots are more like men now and are just not fun to be around anymore
i think by 30 dating in general is completely played out, it is no longer a new experience. but no one values marriage or children
alas without shared values, and a long term goal like being a life partner and raising kids together with Christianlity at the centre of your life - it isn't going to be worthwhile
srs
even with unlimited funds, going to places, eating, shopping, holidays would get old fast if they are boring to be around
even if you have fked them a few times
that clavicular 20 year old said he fked 3 chicks in 1 day (18 year olds), and going out/clubbing etc is a waste of time as he's done it a lot on stream and wouldn't dream of doing it without live on earning $$$ and without the clout.
but that is why we also needed the patriacrhy, without that sloots are more like men now and are just not fun to be around anymore
i think by 30 dating in general is completely played out, it is no longer a new experience. but no one values marriage or children
alas without shared values, and a long term goal like being a life partner and raising kids together with Christianlity at the centre of your life - it isn't going to be worthwhile
srs
04-05-2026, 11:55 AM
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lol
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Do you actually fantasize about taking a gf to Disneyland? That sounds extremely gay
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05-23-2026, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored⏩
Congrats, you're not a teenager anymore.
Once u do all that stuff u fantasized about. You went to disneyland. You had a picnic. You kissed under the stars. You went to the pool and mogged the betas with her fat ass hanging out and your razor sharp abs. Now it's boring cause u did your fantasies. The next girl wont be as fun either cause u already lived the life u wanted. It's over after that. Time to have kids. DAM
05-23-2026, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By imbored⏩
Your life is not good, but I admire the cope
well I got a new ricequeen and im not bored of her. We're going to Puesto, watching Obessision tonight and then gonna have sex after. Life is good.
05-23-2026, 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
Yep - that's why things like intelligence, depth, intellectual curiosity, etc. are important (really hard to find though to be fair). Vapid sloots have little to offer.
they would need to have a personality to keep your attention)
05-23-2026, 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted By imbored⏩
Did you pay her $500 to get a coffee?
well I got a new ricequeen and im not bored of her. We're going to Puesto, watching Obessision tonight and then gonna have sex after. Life is good.
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