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Thread: Why do people find God in prison?

post 10000122971 04-12-2026, 12:23 PM
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Why do people find God in prison?

Why do so many people wait until they're in prison to find God? Srs
post 10000122975 04-12-2026, 12:24 PM
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They get fucked in the ass and need to cope
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post 10000122977 04-12-2026, 12:26 PM
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Because life itself is a prison dawg u feel me
post 10000123022 04-12-2026, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
They get fucked in the ass and need to cope
Maybe you'll find God one day if you haven't already
post 10000123032 04-12-2026, 12:49 PM
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They feel lost, they want to feel hope. Moral compensating/virtue signaling, boredom. Probably a lot of reasons.
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post 10000123056 04-12-2026, 12:58 PM
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No one else to turn to.
post 10000123064 04-12-2026, 01:02 PM
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God tears down befiore he rebuilds.
post 10000123067 04-12-2026, 01:03 PM
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post 10000123069 04-12-2026, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted By BigTimeOperator⏩
God tears down befiore he rebuilds.
Amen brother.
post 10000123071 04-12-2026, 01:05 PM
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They get fucked in the ass and need to cope
post 10000123640 04-12-2026, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted By piramparam⏩
They get fucked in the ass and need to cope
Because the voice behind them is usually saying "Oh god, Oh god, here I come, OH GOD!"


So of course they go look for the source.
post 10000123737 04-12-2026, 08:44 PM
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post 10000123787 04-12-2026, 09:40 PM
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To impress the parole board
post 10000123798 04-12-2026, 10:02 PM
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Probably feel like they've hit rock bottom and are looking for a way to change

That, or they get traumatized after all the buttsecks and seek salvation
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000123920 04-13-2026, 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted By TheParish⏩
To impress the parole board
This. It's all about getting the early release.

Big Loc hopes that when he walks in front of the parole board dressed in a roughspun tunic, barefoot, head bowed and holding a copy of the Holy Bible, mercy will be shown.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 10000123927 04-13-2026, 05:27 AM
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AKD prayed to god to get him out of prison and save him from his cellmate Mr. Asspopper and his buddies Bubba, Tank, and Big Al.
post 10000245594 07-05-2026, 01:59 PM
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When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000245702 07-05-2026, 02:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Deathstroke⏩
AKD prayed to god to get him out of prison and save him from his cellmate Mr. Asspopper and his buddies Bubba, Tank, and Big Al.
I miss AKD. I miss how he would turn every single discussion into an argument about donkeys.

He loved his donkeys.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000255335 07-11-2026, 06:24 PM
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I believe they do. I did. I can talk more about that if y’all would like
When he regains consciousness, double the voltage.



post 10000255428 07-11-2026, 06:55 PM
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The criminal dregs of society are the last people on earth whose opinions you should trust on any matter whatsoever, especially philosophy probably.
post 10000255548 07-11-2026, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
I miss AKD. I miss how he would turn every single discussion into an argument about donkeys.

He loved his donkeys.
If you ever interacted with him on discord you’d realize he was mentally ill.
post 10000255550 07-11-2026, 08:00 PM
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Since no one has mentioned it, it’s probably all the buttsex.
post 10000255968 07-12-2026, 03:20 AM
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Cope. Unironically. Lots of sinners find religion in times of stress in the hope that it will absolve them of sin and the unlubed dildo of consequences.
Aria Company crew
Houkago Tea Time crew
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post 10000255973 07-12-2026, 03:31 AM
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because they don't have a smartphone and the internet constantly distracting them
post 10000255986 07-12-2026, 04:06 AM
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I think life altering events can make us feel very small and becoming more religious can help us cope with that smallness and connect with other like minded people.
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