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post 10000151595 05-04-2026, 07:16 AM
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Godfrd lost the circle jerk

He was hungry and wanted to eat the bread.
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post 10000151596 05-04-2026, 07:17 AM
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post 10000151601 05-04-2026, 07:19 AM
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godfrd is so fat when goes to take a bath he gets in fills the tub up then turns the water on
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post 10000151603 05-04-2026, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
godfrd is so fat when goes to take a bath he gets in fills the tub up then turns the water on
Yeah Godfrd is stupid.
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post 10000151605 05-04-2026, 07:26 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
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Wonder if that is how we got finger dexterity enough to use tools and eventually got civilization started?
post 10000151606 05-04-2026, 07:27 AM
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His momma so fat, her belt size is "equator"
post 10000151610 05-04-2026, 07:37 AM
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Godfrd's doctor told him to stop having family dinners for four, unless there were three other people with him
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post 10000151613 05-04-2026, 07:40 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Godfrd's doctor told him to stop having family dinners for four, unless there were three other people with him
his doctor also told him the problem isn't that obesity runs in his family, it's that nobody in his family runs
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post 10000151622 05-04-2026, 07:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
his doctor also told him the problem isn't that obesity runs in his family, it's that nobody in his family runs
He went to the doctor and asked what the best exercise was for weight loss.The doctor said, “Just shake your head”.“How often?” He asked.“Whenever someone offers you food!”



He must have thought the doctor meant nodding his head
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post 10000151624 05-04-2026, 07:46 AM
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He used to think that the dryer was shrinking his clothes.Turns out it was the refrigerator.
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post 10000151625 05-04-2026, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
He went to the doctor and asked what the best exercise was for weight loss.The doctor said, “Just shake your head”.“How often?” He asked.“Whenever someone offers you food!”



He must have thought the doctor meant nodding his head
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post 10000151629 05-04-2026, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩

A couple months ago I met an Indian girl who actually did that when she was talking. Almost everything she said was accompanied by that exact head movement, it was a bit creepy
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post 10000151656 05-04-2026, 08:05 AM
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Godfrd is so fat that when he says he smashed over 20 women, he means it literally.
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post 10000151657 05-04-2026, 08:06 AM
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Aren't you fatter than Godfrd? Certainly dumber.
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post 10000151660 05-04-2026, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
Aren't you fatter than Godfrd? Certainly dumber.
I'm not as fat as Godfrd, you're just a pain in the ass aren't you
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post 10000151662 05-04-2026, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
I'm not as fat as Godfrd, you're just a pain in the ass aren't you
We have a godfrd shirtless pic, let's see you're gut and we'll decide
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post 10000151668 05-04-2026, 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
We have a godfrd shirtless pic, let's see you're gut and we'll decide
And I never said anything about Godfrd being fat in this thread idiot.
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post 10000151685 05-04-2026, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
And I never said anything about Godfrd being fat in this thread idiot.
I enjoy that you take issue with being called fatter than Godfrd but seem to have no issue being called dumber.🤣🤣🤣
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post 10000151687 05-04-2026, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo⏩
I enjoy that you take issue with being called fatter than Godfrd but seem to have no issue being called dumber.🤣🤣🤣
Lol, you really are an idiot.
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post 10000151688 05-04-2026, 08:26 AM
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Johnvee's so fat that when he goes camping, the bears hide their food.
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post 10000151691 05-04-2026, 08:29 AM
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I hear Johnvee's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off his ass
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Johnvee's so fat that when he go camping, the bears hide their food.
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules⏩
Johnvee's so fat that when he go camping, the bears hide their food.
guys stop bullying him, he already has enough on his plate
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
guys stop bullying him, he already has enough on his plate
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why are we bullying godfrd today (on monday), i thought he was a pretty cool dude?

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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
why are we bullying godfrd today (on monday), i thought he was a pretty cool dude?

srs
godfrd is the "one munch man"
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Originally Posted By Sigmund_Evil⏩
godfrd is the "one munch man"
what does that mean to a layman. explain it to me as if i was a young child

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post 10000151772 05-04-2026, 09:20 AM
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
why are we bullying godfrd today (on monday), i thought he was a pretty cool dude?

srs
John Vee made this thread at 9:16AM. At 9:12AM he posted in my thread about bullying. My thread clearly inspired him.
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Originally Posted By AWillis⏩
why are we bullying godfrd today (on monday), i thought he was a pretty cool dude?

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Cant bully Godfrd. You think he's shook by Johnv?🤣🤣🤣
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