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post 10000158476 05-08-2026, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted By Bonobo
Still incapable of discerning jokes from serious attacks.......smh, the autism on this site😏
So u were joking around? Ok misundertanding then lmao ]

i'm the opposite of an autist tho (srs) schizo yes autistic...definitely not
post 10000158479 05-08-2026, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
The fact that so many people pretend it is off limits makes it more attractive to me.

Kind of like wives.


I explicitly look for and smash wives and 18/19 year olds.


Ded fkn srs.
das it mane
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post 10000158482 05-08-2026, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4
I can see it. You pretty much look like twins!
Exactly

If Brad Pitt used a free AI image generator with the prompt of "An obese Indian male wearing a shirt that says Misc"
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000158484 05-08-2026, 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted By Jaydubs
I think a random 19 year old would be one thing but if it were a girl I knew since she was a kid it's a bit different. This one girl, who's been a FWB before, her daughter just turned 18. Her mom has basically has said everything except directly to smash her and I just don't respond. The only thing is I've known her since she was about 5 years old so it's a little weird.
i want to be leaf
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post 10000158490 05-08-2026, 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted By AllLifter
i want to be leaf
post 10000158502 05-08-2026, 07:04 PM
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I think we all know what Insidemane would say.
post 10000158509 05-08-2026, 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Ironmanlet
I really hope you find the satisfaction you are looking for every time you make fun of someone based on a situation you literally just made up.

A weird way to go about managing your feelings lol
lol tears
post 10000158539 05-08-2026, 07:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Fang2
Mirin you smashing that with a micro penis. Srs
That’s the bad news , I had whiskey dink and couldn’t do anything. Poor girl was in heat to ,rarely seen a sloot that horny srs .
I was still dressed and she took her cloths off and laid on my lap while we were watching music videos . I’m giving her a massage and it’s driving her absolutely crazy . When I was caressing her inner thighs I intentionally stopped a few inches short of her flower which drove her insane . She was trembling and you could see her muscles tensing and at one point she finally lost it and tore my shirt as she was trying to remove it lol
Back with my Fam
post 10000158545 05-08-2026, 07:21 PM
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that age gap shuld be fine no issues. ppl get to caught up with that and is mostly old bitches who are jealous and whipped men. but main issue for u is will be since they are close to u and there family members know u and are close to u. in general purpose u shuld not care for what people think about ur relationship or slam piece but is different when u already know there family and close to them.

wuld prob say not do it in this case, but if is just rando 18 year old is no problem
puckers aka phuckers aka puck aka puck nasty aka puck daddy aka big puck aka little puck aka puck the stuff

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post 10000158551 05-08-2026, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis
That’s the bad news , I had whiskey dink and couldn’t do anything. Poor girl was in heat to ,rarely seen a sloot that horny srs .
I was still dressed and she took her cloths off and laid on my lap while we were watching music videos . I’m giving her a massage and it’s driving her absolutely crazy . When I was caressing her inner thighs I intentionally stopped a few inches short of her flower which drove her insane . She was trembling and you could see her muscles tensing and at one point she finally lost it and tore my shirt as she was trying to remove it lol
You should've threw her on the floor and went down on her...could've given her multiple O's till she was exhausted...she would've blown you in return...

You don't always have to fuk...
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post 10000158558 05-08-2026, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted By Puckers
that age gap shuld be fine no issues. ppl get to caught up with that and is mostly old bitches who are jealous and whipped men. but main issue for u is will be since they are close to u and there family members know u and are close to u. in general purpose u shuld not care for what people think about ur relationship or slam piece but is different when u already know there family and close to them.

wuld prob say not do it in this case, but if is just rando 18 year old is no problem
If Puckers says no then don't do it 😂
post 10000158562 05-08-2026, 07:28 PM
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Probably not
post 10000158570 05-08-2026, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4
You should've threw her on the floor and went down on her...could've given her multiple O's till she was exhausted...she would've blown you in return...

You don't always have to fuk...
Repped for giving real advice

On spread
post 10000158573 05-08-2026, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted By kimm4
You should've threw her on the floor and went down on her...could've given her multiple O's till she was exhausted...she would've blown you in return...

You don't always have to fuk...
I thought about srs , but I really think she was so incredibly horny that her movements would have been very hard to control ,plus I’d probably get soaked lol
Back with my Fam
post 10000158627 05-08-2026, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted By Puckers
that age gap shuld be fine no issues. ppl get to caught up with that and is mostly old bitches who are jealous and whipped men. but main issue for u is will be since they are close to u and there family members know u and are close to u. in general purpose u shuld not care for what people think about ur relationship or slam piece but is different when u already know there family and close to them.

wuld prob say not do it in this case, but if is just rando 18 year old is no problem
your test levels seem higher than @r32gayjira and co.

Originally Posted By kimm4
You should've threw her on the floor and went down on her...could've given her multiple O's till she was exhausted...she would've blown you in return...

You don't always have to fuk...
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post 10000158637 05-08-2026, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By explosiveMidget
when i think about it a 35 year old going with my 18 year old sis i;d be furious too.
this the part a lot of these guys dont think about because they don't have little sisters or nieces
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post 10000158650 05-08-2026, 08:36 PM
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She'll probably laugh at your less than rock hard penis with her friends afterward but at least you will have had sex with her.

I say do it.
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post 10000158693 05-08-2026, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By SoutheastBeast1
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Reply +
Mate im hung like a horse dead srs


im vertically challenged but i make up for it in dick i;m literally nearly 8 inches


not misc inches real bone pressed inches
post 10000158694 05-08-2026, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted By radrd
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Nah the age gap is too much it's her that's fascinated by the midget


I'm too old for her it's as simple as that
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post 10000158720 05-08-2026, 09:33 PM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant
Rare Puck W



Lol seriously
puck always stack w mate
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post 10000158804 05-08-2026, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
People often confuse me for Brad Pitt
Yeah doppelgängers
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70
I think we all know what Insidemane would say.
Yeah.

When in doubt ask yourself. What would insidemane do?
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