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Thread: So I’m forced to jerk off and fuck a fleshlight because all girls are lesbians

post 10000165624 05-13-2026, 04:50 PM
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So I’m forced to jerk off and fuck a fleshlight because all girls are lesbians

Or gold digger feminists cat lady wine aunts that only want 10/10 or rich millionaires.

I’m 32 and never had a girlfriend and will be alone for the rest of my life

It’s a cruel boring existence all because of feminism
Oh Wow!
post 10000165626 05-13-2026, 04:53 PM
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Bro. Put down the game controller and walk outside
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post 10000165627 05-13-2026, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted By TFcrew⏩
Or gold digger feminists cat lady wine aunts that only want 10/10 or rich millionaires.

I’m 32 and never had a girlfriend and will be alone for the rest of my life

It’s a cruel boring existence all because of feminism
how much better is a fleshlight than hand?
post 10000165628 05-13-2026, 04:54 PM
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Just thank your lucky stars you aren't THIS:












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"Send him to Phaggy_Cholo"
post 10000165649 05-13-2026, 05:10 PM
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You should try stimulating your rectum with a lit stick of dynamite
El Bonobo
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post 10000165650 05-13-2026, 05:11 PM
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Pube beard
post 10000165669 05-13-2026, 05:20 PM
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You have been saying how you wake up naturally without an alarm clock. Maybe that's the issue. Have you considered buying 3-4 alarm clocks and shoving them up your ass?
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000165674 05-13-2026, 05:24 PM
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Try men, phaggot.
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post 10000165750 05-13-2026, 06:05 PM
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Realist

Don't stalk someone because you're a victim of your own moronic outlook in life

Imagine going ape shit because someone looked at your social media, amazing
post 10000165758 05-13-2026, 06:14 PM
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Maybe just transition and be a lesbian too
See Shakebrah's sig
post 10000165914 05-13-2026, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted By azzspankr⏩
Bro. Put down the game controller and walk outside
I’ve tried full time everyday since 2022 in Asia to try get a girlfriend and failed.

So I’m forced to cope with video games and junk food and jerking off.

It shouldn’t be like this but that’s the reality for 90% of males in 2026
Oh Wow!
post 10000165994 05-13-2026, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By TFcrew⏩
I’m 32 and never had a girlfriend

You must be autist as fuck.

Go to the gym and get swol brother. Broden will hand you 100 virgins for your gainz.

You're in your prime...hurry up...get off the keyboard....like now phaggot!
Miscer Class of '08
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post 10000165997 05-13-2026, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted By TFcrew⏩
So I’m forced to cope with video games and junk food and jerking off.

It's cause you're a fat phaggot with a desensitized pee pee.

Start getting in shape and stop jerking off so you have motivation
Miscer Class of '08
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