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post 10000173791 05-18-2026, 11:59 AM
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How can you be a simp for girls, when you know she takes a big smelly dump every day?

Question in the title. How could you possibly overrate any female unless you have low self esteem or are horribly depressed? She's literally out there blowing up toilets and farting and doing all this nasty shit. And you're out here treating her like some type of untouchable princess???!?

This is blasphemy. You shouldn't be giving these nasty creatures any of your attention. And if you do, she needs to work for it. I can't imagine any man being so pathetic that he needs to beg for the attention of these vile creatures.
post 10000173848 05-18-2026, 12:22 PM
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Girls don’t poop or fart.
post 10000173864 05-18-2026, 12:28 PM
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Lol not sure if srs
post 10000173905 05-18-2026, 12:48 PM
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girls dont poop, you dumbass
post 10000173917 05-18-2026, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted By aaron501⏩
girls dont poop, you dumbass
Maybe this thinking is the problem
post 10000173944 05-18-2026, 01:05 PM
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PS: Don't eat poop, just don't let the idea of it stop you from living life to its fullest.
post 10000173951 05-18-2026, 01:07 PM
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Summoning Thunderpants
post 10000175067 05-19-2026, 06:04 AM
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Originally Posted By Mr_83⏩
Summoning Thunderpants
Surprised he hasn't made his way over yet.
post 10000175073 05-19-2026, 06:16 AM
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True also let’s also not forget about their periods
post 10000175094 05-19-2026, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Orsonswells⏩
True also let’s also not forget about their periods
Yes, and these periods make them act like the devil.
post 10000175102 05-19-2026, 06:55 AM
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post 10000175140 05-19-2026, 07:47 AM
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I thought that only ugly and average girls pooped.

If she is an 8+ then the food just disappears from her tummy.
Cook the man some eggs!
post 10000175142 05-19-2026, 07:50 AM
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You probably dating trannies if they poop, natty girls don’t poop. Everybody knows this, OP must be a retard
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post 10000175152 05-19-2026, 08:04 AM
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disgusting sloots
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post 10000175278 05-19-2026, 09:51 AM
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This guy at work says his daughter is always taking massive shits and clogging up the toilet

She's like 13

I can't imagine how big her shits will get in adulthood if she's already logging the toilet now

Some guy is going to marry her one day. She will hide this problem from him until it's too late. One day the dad and the husband will exchange a look that tells them everything, that they both "know" and acknowledge the other knows of her secret problem
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post 10000175292 05-19-2026, 10:01 AM
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Thread reminds me - anybody have a thunderpants sighting on the new site? Can't remember if I've seen him post here.
MFC
post 10000175772 05-19-2026, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted By Papi_Chulo⏩
This guy at work says his daughter is always taking massive shits and clogging up the toilet

She's like 13

I can't imagine how big her shits will get in adulthood if she's already logging the toilet now

Some guy is going to marry her one day. She will hide this problem from him until it's too late. One day the dad and the husband will exchange a look that tells them everything, that they both "know" and acknowledge the other knows of her secret problem
I mean, she's probably obese. Zero 13 year old skinny girls are taking toilet clogging poops
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