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post 10000176780 05-20-2026, 07:06 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
We can find solace in that johnvee gets no bitches.
Okay boyo, I slayed enough back in my day, now I exist to tell the young uns about it, a pinnacle of wisdom and experience.
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post 10000176788 05-20-2026, 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted By MajorTendonitis⏩
Faurk , this guy can pull , what’s the Miscs excuse srs . I don’t feel as bad being born without a penor now
never underestimate the power of BBC
post 10000176795 05-20-2026, 07:13 AM
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You can get pretty far by simply being a respectful well-put together guy who signals he's willing to commit.

A LOT of women have trouble finding a guy who is ready to commit.
post 10000176815 05-20-2026, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
never underestimate the power of BBC
Exactly. My bad
Back with my Fam
post 10000176922 05-20-2026, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Okay boyo, I slayed enough back in my day, now I exist to tell the young uns about it, a pinnacle of wisdom and experience.
You have had sex with exactly 3 women. And the combined weight of those 3 women exceeds half a ton.

Lol. Get a job you bum ass nìgga.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 10000176930 05-20-2026, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
You have had sex with exactly 3 women. And the combined weight of those 3 women exceeds half a ton.

Lol. Get a job you bum ass nìgga.
Lol, ok boyo, how little you know, and I'm the opposite of a "nigga".
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post 10000176939 05-20-2026, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Lol, ok boyo, how little you know, and I'm the opposite of a "nigga".
Well you're a broke loser who refuses to get a job and has questionable hygiene. If it quacks like a duck.

Also, don't lie to us. You have admitted it yourself that you've only been with 3 or 4 women and they were all fat and that you regret each one because of how fat they were.
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post 10000176944 05-20-2026, 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Well you're a broke loser who refuses to get a job and has questionable hygiene. If it quacks like a duck.
Nice call back to your bestiality days boyo.
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post 10000176952 05-20-2026, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Nice call back to your bestiality days boyo.
Normally I'd say you're projecting. And while I wouldn't put it past you to fuck a water fowl, I doubt even a duck would give you the time of day.
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post 10000176955 05-20-2026, 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Normally I'd say you're projecting. And while I wouldn't put it past you to fuck a water fowl, I doubt even a duck would give you the time of day.
Whatever you say boyo, thinking that you have something over me because you have a partner more obese than you doesnt mean shit boyo, we all have options we just dont like the options we have, congratz you were willing to settle.
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post 10000176961 05-20-2026, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Normally I'd say you're projecting. And while I wouldn't put it past you to fuck a water fowl, I doubt even a duck would give you the time of day.
a duck is a good fuck, don't ask me how I know

I was at the park throwing bread crumbs into the pond and 1 thing lead to another
post 10000176962 05-20-2026, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Whatever you say boyo, thinking that you have something over me because you have a partner more obese than you doesnt mean shit boyo, we all have options we just dont like the options we have, congratz you were willing to settle.
My wife weighs about 150lbs now since she's 6 months pregnant. You've never been with a woman who weighs less than two bills.

If you want to make a joke that will actually be funny and not seem like an attempt to deflect, just talk about that insurance job that pays $400k, and all you needed to do was give them $800.

Originally Posted By explosiveMidget⏩
a duck is a good fuck, don't ask me how I know

I was at the park throwing bread crumbs into the pond and 1 thing lead to the next
Don't give him ideas.
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post 10000176968 05-20-2026, 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
My wife weighs about 150lbs now since she's 6 months pregnant. You've never been with a woman who weighs less than two bills.

If you want to make a joke that will actually be funny and not seem like an attempt to deflect, just talk about that insurance job that pays $400k, and all you needed to do was give them $800.



Don't give him ideas.
Okay boyo, this has just been reduced to schoolyard insults so I'm gonna cut you off there.
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post 10000176973 05-20-2026, 08:45 AM
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Okay boyo, this has just been reduced to schoolyard insults so I'm gonna cut you off there.
Insults? Did I say anything that's not true. You're the one making things up. Everything I have stated is 100% facts straight from you yourself. Are you embarrassed? You should be. But you're on luck. You can still turn things around. Step one, go get a job.
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post 10000176974 05-20-2026, 08:46 AM
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I bet this guy gets a lot of shit on whatever platform he's using (never heard of him) but he takes it all on the chin.
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Damn, all the Misc can do is hate.

Y'all used to get inspired by videos like these.
post 10000176977 05-20-2026, 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted By WendellX⏩
Damn, all the Misc can do is hate.

Y'all used to get inspired by videos like these.
Misc was always toxic but it was never this bad, let's make misc funny again and have some banter ffs
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Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
My wife weighs about 150lbs now since she's 6 months pregnant. You've never been with a woman who weighs less than two bills.

If you want to make a joke that will actually be funny and not seem like an attempt to deflect, just talk about that insurance job that pays $400k, and all you needed to do was give them $800.



Don't give him ideas.
Tell me more about this insurance gig that pays $400k for $800.
post 10000176982 05-20-2026, 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted By WendellX⏩
Tell me more about this insurance gig that pays $400k for $800.
Just look up globe life boyo
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brootal. At least he's got a wife but needing a feeding tube would suck
post 10000177006 05-20-2026, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By WendellX⏩
Tell me more about this insurance gig that pays $400k for $800.
It's easy. You give them $800. They give a job that's commission based where you can make it to $400k a year selling life insurance. Johnvee did it, and he's rich now. So you know it works.

This.
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Originally Posted By johnvee73⏩
Just look up globe life boyo
What is the commission? 40-80% of first year premiums? You would have to close about 3 new clients per week.

That is a lot of insurance to sell with no renewal income.
post 10000177221 05-20-2026, 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted By WendellX⏩
What is the commission? 40-80% of first year premiums? You would have to close about 3 new clients per week.

That is a lot of insurance to sell with no renewal income.
Just look it up boyo, seems really promising, I just couldnt handle the training.
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