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post 10000176991 05-20-2026, 09:09 AM
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Black girls working in the hospital are always looking for some dick

I just had a final visit with my orthopedic surgeon, and he ended up giving me a final Cortisone shot into my wrist so I can lift hard and hopefully the pain is entirely gone by the time it wears off.

Per usual, the surgeon's assistant was a black girl who was likely 24ish years old. Calls me from the waiting room, and as soon as I stood up and walked toward her, she was looking me straight in the eyes into my soul with a little smile the entire time. She was wearing scrubs, and big tittles and booty looking really good with a thongs on underneath. Takes me back to the room and does the briefing thing about my visit, and always being subtly flirty.

I would never seriously date a black girl like this (unless she was super hot and adopted by white people at a young age with no ties to her black family), but goddamn I would love to have her sucking my dick and just pull down the scrubs and start hitting it raw doggystyle and bust a giant nut inside of that ass.
post 10000177000 05-20-2026, 09:12 AM
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post 10000177003 05-20-2026, 09:14 AM
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I still remember when I got physical therapy for fkn my back when I was 16 years old. The white girl assistant with double d’s had me walking on this treadmill thing and she reached over and smashed her entire titties right onto my arm. I got real nervous and moved my arm. I wonder if she was a peedo and did that on purpose.
post 10000177014 05-20-2026, 09:26 AM
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post 10000177015 05-20-2026, 09:27 AM
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Similar thing happened to me when I went for a checkup. This black female doctor who was also a model insisted on a penis examination even though I was just questioning about a scorpion sting on my ankle from my 180 km bike ride. Anyways all the nurses later came in and started begging for sex but I politely declined
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post 10000177023 05-20-2026, 09:34 AM
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Well a nurse has a proper career and a good paying job its not like shes some hoodrat slinging dope in the ghetto.
People say all nurses are sluts but looking past those stereotypes i have respect for them.
post 10000177028 05-20-2026, 09:37 AM
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Didn’t read a single word. Hope you have fun bru.

I recommend not giving her everything you got.

Chicks go crazy for some good dick.
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post 10000177058 05-20-2026, 09:59 AM
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post 10000177077 05-20-2026, 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Similar thing happened to me when I went for a checkup. This black female doctor who was also a model insisted on a penis examination even though I was just questioning about a scorpion sting on my ankle from my 180 km bike ride. Anyways all the nurses later came in and started begging for sex but I politely declined
Same happened to me.

I was waiting for the Dr for what felt like an eternity when this smoking hot African nurse came in. Think Lupita Nyong’o but instead of looking Lupita Nyong’o, she looked like a prime Jennifer Love Hewitt.

She asks me to take off my gown so she can check me penis for my physical. I said “ma’am I’m not here for a physical, I’m only here in Vegas because F1 is in town and I was racing the cars while on bike. I won the race but I think I got a blister on my toe.”

She insisted that she had to suck on my Johnson as part of the exam before the Dr came in but told her that wasn’t necessary.

She slipped me her number but I didn’t that kind of commitment so I left it on the table
post 10000177080 05-20-2026, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By dropped40lbs
I still remember when I got physical therapy for fkn my back when I was 16 years old. The white girl assistant with double d’s had me walking on this treadmill thing and she reached over and smashed her entire titties right onto my arm. I got real nervous and moved my arm. I wonder if she was a peedo and did that on purpose.
I swear all.the.dental.assistants started leaning over me with their titties all over me on purpose
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post 10000177091 05-20-2026, 10:13 AM
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Did everyone wave to you as you were walking down the hallway?
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 10000177106 05-20-2026, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster2
Same happened to me.

I was waiting for the Dr for what felt like an eternity when this smoking hot African nurse came in. Think Lupita Nyong’o but instead of looking Lupita Nyong’o, she looked like a prime Jennifer Love Hewitt.

She asks me to take off my gown so she can check me penis for my physical. I said “ma’am I’m not here for a physical, I’m only here in Vegas because F1 is in town and I was racing the cars while on bike. I won the race but I think I got a blister on my toe.”

She insisted that she had to suck on my Johnson as part of the exam before the Dr came in but told her that wasn’t necessary.

She slipped me her number but I didn’t that kind of commitment so I left it on the table
This is bullchit. I was doing that race on foot and I won by two laps. Unfortunately I turned my ankle a little bit with about 15 minutes left, which cost my a personal best even if I did still manage to take home the top podium spot.

Anyway I walked to the hospital to get it iced and this smoking hot Nigerian nurse who looked 100% like Sydney Sweeney but black and without that slightly retarded look to her face told me she needed to check my dick wasn't sprained too and started trying to yank down my pants.

I was like, no, my dick is fine it's just my ankle, but she called like three other nurses in and they thoroughly examined my massive cawk and all of its functions.

Then when I left it turns out the hospital didn't bill me for this treatment. I was given a $100,000 cheque signed by all of the nursing staff. Weird.
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post 10000177115 05-20-2026, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
This is bullchit. I was doing that race on foot and I won by two laps. Unfortunately I turned my ankle a little bit with about 15 minutes left, which cost my a personal best even if I did still manage to take home the top podium spot.

Anyway I walked to the hospital to get it iced and this smoking hot Nigerian nurse who looked 100% like Sydney Sweeney but black and without that slightly retarded look to her face told me she needed to check my dick wasn't sprained too and started trying to yank down my pants.

I was like, no, my dick is fine it's just my ankle, but she called like three other nurses in and they thoroughly examined my massive cawk and all of its functions.

Then when I left it turns out the hospital didn't bill me for this treatment. I was given a $100,000 cheque signed by all of the nursing staff. Weird.
I think you're both frauding. I was doing that race barefoot, pulling a sled, and making obnoxious breathing noises while blasting some Cypress Hill tunes and hand timing it with a stopwatch. I set a world record and didn't see you two there
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post 10000177118 05-20-2026, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
I think you're both frauding. I was doing that race barefoot, pulling a sled, and making obnoxious breathing noises while blasting some Cypress Hill tunes and hand timing it with a stopwatch. I set a world record and didn't see you two there
We were talking about Vegas. You did that during the Miami GP.
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post 10000177119 05-20-2026, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted By AverageKenneth
We were talking about Vegas. You did that during the Miami GP.
Shit, my apologies. Can't believe I missed the Vegas one this year. I was probably too busy with my real estate empire and Brazilian models
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post 10000177125 05-20-2026, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By SuperHercules
Shit, my apologies. Can't believe I missed the Vegas one this year. I was probably too busy with my real estate empire and Brazilian models
Meh if you're gonna skip one Vegas is it.

Mind, I missed Monaco one year because HM the Queen called me up right before the race was about to start and told me I needed to take down an international drugs cartel that had kidnapped Princess Kate and Meghan Markle. I managed to get the job done and made it to the GP 40 minutes late but could only work my way up to 2nd.

Probably shouldn't have stopped for half an hour so Kate and Markle could slobber on my A grade meat while Harry and William watched and applauded like a pair of grateful cucks. But you don't want to disappoint the future king do you?
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post 10000177127 05-20-2026, 10:39 AM
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Riveting tale. Then you woke up
post 10000177131 05-20-2026, 10:42 AM
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fuark I love oliver's larp stories


kind of disappointed this one didn't end with a waiting room smash
post 10000177157 05-20-2026, 10:54 AM
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post 10000177181 05-20-2026, 11:07 AM
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Can't even go see his surgeon without these hoes pressing him.


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post 10000177213 05-20-2026, 11:30 AM
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Hilarious thread. Would read again.

Every Oliver tale is that no matter where he goes he thinks every woman in sight wants to fuck him. Amazing what a hair transplant can do for a man to give such an unrealistic boost in confidence.
post 10000177540 05-20-2026, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By suave2000
Well a nurse has a proper career and a good paying job its not like shes some hoodrat slinging dope in the ghetto.
People say all nurses are sluts but looking past those stereotypes i have respect for them.
This chick wasn't a nurse. Maybe a medical assistant? I'm sure whatever schooling she did, it was likely 2 years. But in general I agree, as her job puts her around high status white people so she at least has a good idea how she needs to act in life.
post 10000177545 05-20-2026, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Imnew1
Hilarious thread. Would read again.

Every Oliver tale is that no matter where he goes he thinks every woman in sight wants to fuck him. Amazing what a hair transplant can do for a man to give such an unrealistic boost in confidence.
To be honest, I doubt my hair has much to do with it. I'm pretty built right now, and she's used to seeing a bunch of frumpy old people all day. So when a good looking 40 year old guy who looks 30 and obviously works out and takes good care of himself comes in, she starts feeling some type of way.

After the initial briefing, she actually did some recon work on me after because she made a point to come back into the room 5 minutes later and wish me an early birthday. With a black girl like that, she probably digs the fuck out of older guys.
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